Hello people welcome to my 4th story!!!!

Kakashi: It's amazing your still hyper even though only a few people like your stories!! ^_-

Katii: Bite me! =P

Kakashi: but then you'll see my face.

Katii: -snaps fingers- Damnit!

Kakashi: ^_- Are you sure you and Hidan arn't related?

Katii: I dont own Naruto you idiot lawyers!!!

It was a rainy night, when one Kakashi Hatake was told he would have two be the gaurdian of two orphan children who survived 293 assanation atempts and they were only 3 years old. These children were the containers of the Nine tailed fox and the Hachibi no Okamii. Some say that his yell of "NANIIIIIIIII!!!!!" was so loud on that night his elemental affinity for lightning caused bright flash of it. I bring you to the story of the two Jinchuuruki.

Kakashi was looking at the three year olds like he was lost on what to do. "Im Kakashi Hatake....your gaurdian...." he finished lamely. "Kira Uzumaki" the red head stated in a monotone voice. Her hair was blood red with emerald green eyes. She was really short for her age too she was about 2"10. She wore basically...rags. It looked like it was once a dress of some sort. "Naruto Uzumaki" the blonde of the group stated in the exact way... the red head did...creepy. "umm... I'm gonna go buy some clothes and stuff for you guys you just stay in the compound kay?" the silver haired copy cat took the "do we look retarted to you" look as an afirmative so he poofed away to the market distrcit.

"Brother, should we trust Hatake-san?" asked the red head who was walking to the couch to take a pup nap as her tenant called it. "For now sister... if his non-glaring eyes stay that way he could become precious to us like the old man." he said folowing Kira to take a few z's. Thats the way Kakashi found them fast asleep on his sofa cuddled up together. "kawai..." he murmured as he went to set up the two rooms for the kids. Naruto's room was set up with the color orange and red with a little black he placed a stuffed fox on his bed. The clothes he bought for the boy was black and sleeveless like his blue shirt just minus the mask. Then black and navy cargo pants with lots of pockets. Then the normal shinobi sandals black and blue in color. Kira's room was black, red, and some silver in the colors. He put a wolf plushie on her bed. The clothes he bought her was a long sleeved grey shirt with black cargo pants and shinobi sandals. He would train them in the Hatake way for four years then dump them off on some poor chunin instructer who better treat them right or elese he'd make a very "plesant" visit with said instructer. With that thought in mind he grabbed the two and put them in their rooms and to his satisfaction they snuggled up to the two animal plushies.

Kakashi:...O.O

Katii: whats wrong with you?

Kakashi: im thier gaurdian?

Katii: yes....?

Kakashi: -gets gai fire eyes- YOSH I SHALL TEACH THEM IN THE WAYS OF ICHA ICHA PARADISE!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

katii:O.O -slaps kakashi-

kakashi:....I need to stop hanging out with guy...

katii:...if you start wearing spandex i'll ...die...

kakashi:-giggles at porn book-

katii:...please review!!! If I get alot I'll right more the next time!!!!!

-somewhere in konoha guy purchases a green face mask to the horror of the copy cat ninja-