A/N: Errr merr Gerrrd! Zutara!
I mean, what else is there to say?
This is a Zuko/Katara story- post war, enjoy (hopefully)!
By the way, this story will be multi-chaptered
I ended up really confusing Zuko. Yes, there will be an explanation. You see, Fire Lord Zuko, a.k.a. ZuZu, a.k.a. Hot Pants, a.k.a. Jerkbender, was in the kitchen of his palace. I was telling Toph to use her best manners at the formal dinner that was to be taking place tomorrow night, and as usual I knew she was going to ignore me, typical.
Well anyway, when Toph left, Zuko started laughing, so I asked him about it. What does he do? He tries to stifle it as if I wouldn't inquire further.
Oh poorly mistaken Zuko.
"Really Zuko, I want to know what was so funny."
Nothing Katara, I was just thinking of something my uncle said."
"Really..." he nodded vigorously.
"Well then, what was it?"
"Huh?" he asked, seemingly startled.
"You know, that hilarious thing your uncle told you, what was it?"
"Oh, uh, well…" Katara quirked an eyebrow
"Uh, the, uh…"
"Zuko, if you were laughing at me-"
"WHAT DID THE TURTLEDUCK SAY TO HIS MOTHER?" Zuko blurted at an attempt to avoid a lecture from Katara.
She was startled to say in the least.
"What?"
"uuuuh"
Katara was done with this.
While poking his chest with a remarkably strong index finger she began to speak, okay, yell.
"What makes you think you could laugh at me?! Huh? Think you're all high and mighty being the Fire Lord and all? Well I've got news for you! You're not any better than me! I'm a master of my element, so if you want to fight me, we can spar right now, buddy!"
The young Fire Lord was at a loss for words. Why was she so angry?
"Calm down, Katara, I'm sorry." He said while placing his hands on her shoulders.
She burst into a fit of laughter all while playfully hugging him.
"Hahaha, oh, it's okay Zuko!"
"Really?"
"Yup!"
"Bye, oh and…" She lowered her voice "Do you know where I can get um… moon supplies?"
"Huh?"
"Female, products, for er, moon cycles."
Realization set in for the firebender. "Oh, that explains it!"
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing!"
A/N: Soooooo… what did you think?
I'll continue this story, oh and, if you weren't aware, "moon cycles" is the menstrual cycle.
As in Katara was acting crazy because she was on her period, sorry if this bothers/offends anyone, but hey, I could've easily been more offensive…jk
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P.S. sorry this chappie was so short :(
