Hello peoples! I'm back and with a vengeance! I'm feeling really stupid right now and this just kinda came to mind in a matter of seconds. I was on a sugar rush and crazy things happen when I have sugar rushes. This list is just a bunch of things you do or know when you have a very, VERY unhealthy obsession with Yu-Yu Hakusho. Yes I do mean a VERY unhealthy obsession with the show. The things written in here are very crazy and will make some laugh while others will agree that I need a mental hospital. NEWS FLASH! Even the mental hospitals said I was a lost cause so GIVE UP ON SENDING ME THERE!

I will tell you now that everything that I have written on this first chapter is true for me. I will continue this fic as long as you guys are willing to help me so review and tell me some of your obsessions with Yu-Yu Hakusho. I have enough material for maybe another two chapters but I would really appreciate the help and support. This is really just for fun so I cuss a lot. Sorry for anyone if I offend them but this is something I just did for the hell of it. No flames please.

So without further adieu I will start my fic, "When You're Obsessed."

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When You're Obsessed…

Your mom knows all about your favorite character and can agree that you have very scary similarities. (She knows ALL about Hiei and his little attitude.)

You frequently have dreams that you're whisked away from your world and taken to Yu-Yu Hakusho by your favorite character. (Yes, and they all revolve around the sexy Hiei.)

You're absolutely PISSED when your mom wakes you up.

You willingly beat the hell out of someone who insults Yu-Yu Hakusho.

All of your friends-anime/manga supporting or not-know what the abbreviation YYH stands for.

When you're forced to evacuate your home, the only thing that concerns you is saving anything that deals with Yu-Yu Hakusho. (Yes, this happened to me for real and people told me I have priority problems. Psh.)

You've gone as far as making punnett squares for you and your favorite character. (For those who don't know that's how you can learn to see what genes will pass onto the offspring. Hair color, eye color, ect.)

You've actually written a wedding scene for a character and yourself. (Don't judge me you judgmental bastards out there!)

All happy people become known as acid rays of sunshine (like Botan).

When you cry and you look to see if you made tear gems.

You get a dragon tattoo on your arm and run around shouting, "Dragon of the Darkness Flame!" (I haven't done it yet but I will dang it!)

You're a firm believer that when demons take over the world that all you have to do is butter them up with their weakness to live. (My weapon would be sweet snow. Lots and LOTS of Sweet Snow.)

You've walked around all day with a wrap on your forehead saying that it was hiding your third eye. (And my friends tried to take it off. I used Fist of the Mortal Flame except mine didn't look as cool as Hiei's.)

You've gone as far as writing a self insert on fanfiction.

You've actually dreamed about the self insert after you started it.

You will save money-never spending a single dime of it-for months just to buy ONE volume of manga. (Waiting for volume thirteen of volume Yu-Yu Hakusho baby! JUST WAITING!)

You will fight someone-real fighting too-in a bookstore over the last manga volume! (This guy tried to steal the last volume. I kicked his ass.)

You've gotten into a fist fight with a person over which character belonged to who. (The wench said Hiei's was hers. I disagreed……strongly.)

You won said fight above. (She didn't stand a chance.)

You curse Mukuro to the darkest depths of hell and call her a slut. (She stripped in front of Hiei damn it!) (Ok sorry Mukuro fans out there because I will admit that she's not a bad fighter at all and some of her moves are kinda cool. But like Botan she's really one of the characters that got on my nerves, but I have to admit she's a really great fighter. That's the only reason why I'll try to be nicer to her.)

You will readily admit that you'd rather live in the Yu-Yu Hakusho world. (Screw this world! I'd much rather live in fantasy than this hell we call reality.)

Every time you see a baby with a pacifier you go up to it and whisper if it's Koenma.

You've written a Yu-Yu Hakusho story with a friend and it went over eight hundred and eighty-six pages long.

You and a friend can spend a whole day talking about Yu-Yu Hakusho and NOTHING ELSE. (Never, ever, EVER straying from the conversation. BEAT THAT FOOLS!)

You laugh at people who say Yu-Yu Hakusho is 'JUST' a TV show.

You do not approve of rabid fan attacks unless you're leading them.

Your attitude is modeled after a character. (Nice to meet you. I'm Hiei's double.)

Your friends are afraid you'll become said character.

You ignore your teacher's lectures to daydream about fight scenes that have happened or could happen in the anime/manga.

Your friend who hates manga/anime can tell you about how you and your favorite character are similar.

You write secret scenes about a character that you'll NEVER, EVER, EVER show anyone at any time. (That's none of anyone's business.)

You frequently imagine yourself appearing in the anime to murder someone who hurt your favorite character. (No one should DARE touch my sexy Hiei!)

You swear on your life that you see your favorite character in real life at least once a day. (I swore I saw Hiei just a block away from my street. I SWEAR it was him! I'm not kidding! Spiky hair and all!)

You've seen a shadow move in your room and you swear-ON YOUR LIFE-that is was your favorite character. (……Hiei……?)

You've heard a character's voice in your house after you've woken up in the morning asking if you slept well.

You were home alone for the one above. (It happened and I immediately called my friend to assure myself I was sane.)

You get on the computer just to listen to your favorite character's theme song and stare at pictures of them.

You would be soooooooooooooo happy doing the above for hours on end.

You've gotten in trouble for shouting angrily at one of the characters for being a "dumbass" at five in the morning. (Mom didn't think it was too funny.)

In your mind anyone who slicks their hair back becomes number one candidates for becoming a Spirit Detective.

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At the moment I've gone brain dead. I'll come up with more ideas soon and hopefully I'll have some help in the reviews. In the meantime I guess all I have to say is……

To be continued……

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Well there you go. Now that you all probably think I need some mental help why don't you share with me what happens to you! Tell me what you thought of my list and give me some ideas to add! I'll be waiting!

Seriously though. This entire thing is just for fun. SO be crazy. Live a little and laugh your asses off! Review and tell me what you think. (And please no one telling me I need help. I understand this already and I know some of the things I wrote will creep some people out.) REVIEW PLEASE!

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