Lucy and Kevin Fluggerbutter are owned by Agent BM.
As a way of thanking Agent BM for letting me use his characters as well as being very helpful with some story advice, this story is for him. Also, Halloween is coming up and I can't wait. A possible horror story is coming up soon so I hope you enjoy. (This isn't the horror story though)
(Also, some of my stories include toilet or crude humor so I apologize.)
Lucy was in her room watching an episode of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, while she was texting on her phone.
"LOL! That Jimmy can be such an idiot.", she texted her friend Maddie.
"Glad ur mom lock'd him up.", Maddie texted back.
Lucy continued texting as the show ended.
As she is doing this, she hears a banging on her door. A second later, a zombie bursts in, it's head dripping with blood and slime. It looks at Lucy and charges for her, it's mouth opening wide as if ready to bite her.
"AAAHHH!", Lucy screams as she holds up her phone in front of her face. "Please don't eat me or my dolls! Take my phone. Take my brother. Take my jacket, please!" She begins crying.
The zombie begins to laugh. Lucy puts her phone down and sees the zombie taking off it's head. Fearing it will probably throw it at her, she puts her phone up again. "Please, no!"
"Geez sis. You actually love your dolls and jacket that much that you'd let a zombie eat me first?", Lucy heard a voice say.
"Kevin?"
The zombie lowered its head to reveal a smiling Kevin in a zombie costume. "Yup. Now, about that thing. You know...the part where you'd let the zombies eat me first?"
Lucy looks at him with her arms crossed, annoyed by her brother's antics. "I'd still let them eat you."
"Ouch, that hurts. And to think, I wanted to take you out trick-or-treating with me." He was about to walk out the room when Lucy's eyes went wide when she heard the part about trick-or-treating. "Wait. Did you say trick-or-treat?"
Kevin stops in his tracks and grins. "Yes. I thought you would like to come and collect all the candy we get and split it 50-50."
Lucy looks at him strangely. "And why would I want to go with you? I can get all the candy I need from the kitchen not to mention the ones we have in our secret rooms."
"Not with mom and dad's rules. I know they put us on limited amounts of sugar ever since we tried to blow up Diet Cola Mountain."
"That's so unfair! I was trying to stop a virus. It's not my fault the mountain blew up so much that half of it was destroyed and had to be rebuilt."
"Hey, I wasn't the one who used the Scum Soda with a Deity Mask. You're the one who released Drew.", Kevin points out.
Lucy just pouts, knowing her brother was sort of right. "Fine, you got me. But what does this have to do with trick-or-treating?"
"Oh yeah. I asked mom and dad that if we can go trick-or treating, we get to keep all the candy we get. No limits, no restrictions, no cut-offs."
"And they said yes?"
Kevin nods. "Yeah. So I went down to the basement and found some costumes we can wear. Come to my room and try them on if you want to get some free candy."
Lucy takes a moment to consider. "Alright. I am running low on Sour Skittles."
The prince gives her a thumbs up and begins walking out the door. "And Lucy, catch!" He throws the zombie head at his sister.
Lucy catches it and gives him a bored expression. "Ha, ha. Now that I know it's you, you can't scare me with a fake zombie head anymore."
"Who said it's fake? I got it from the House of the Dead game. Good luck.", Kevin says as he runs to his room, leaving his sister with the undead head.
Lucy looks at the head before it snaps at her. "Eeekkk! Kevin!" All Lucy heard was her brother laughing down the hall. "You jerk!" She grabs a replica Deity sword and stabs the zombie in the eye, killing it. "I hate it when he does this. Maybe I shouldn't go with him after all." She opens up her drawer and finds only one packet of Sour Skittles remaining. "Still...Free candy." She opens up the packet and eats the remaining candy as she goes to Kevin's room.
Kevin's room...
Lucy enters Kevin's room holding something behind her back.
Kevin is sitting by his computer, searching for some Star Wars lightsabers from The Force Awakens film on Ebay. "Hey sis, glad you decided to join me."
Lucy throws an eyeball from the zombie earlier at Kevin's face. "Ow! What was that for?", Kevin says.
"That's for throwing a live zombie head at me. What were you thinking? You know I hate zombies!", Lucy says angrily.
Kevin chuckles. "That's exactly why I got it." Lucy just scowls at him. "Anyway, check out these cool costumes I found." He goes to his closet and pulls out a large box full of costumes.
Lucy was amazed by the amount of costumes she saw. "Wow! I had no idea we had all these. Where'd it all come from?"
"Mom says she and dad used to dress up a lot when they were kids. The other ones here were from the other racers who thought that these were too small for them."
"That makes sense.", says Lucy. She and Kevin look through the box and find a few costumes from Vanellope's past adventures. "What's this? It looks like some type of space suit."
Kevin goes over to her and checks the suit. "Let me see that." Lucy hands over the suit and he checks the tag. It read: "Buzz Lightyear spacesuit. Do not use due to sustaining too much damage."Kevin pauses, "I wonder what that means."
"Not sure. Here, let me try it on.", Lucy says as Kevin returns the suit to her. She checks out the suit and finds nothing wrong with it, albeit with it having a few scuffs and scratches. "Looks fine to me. How do I look?"
"Kinda nerdy." Lucy frowns at her brother. Kevin notices a red button on the front chest plate. "I wonder what this button does." He presses it and the wings on the back pop out.
Lucy laughs. "I think I heard some guy from Disneyland Kinect saying this. 'To infinity, and beyond!'" She does the space ranger's pose as the boosters begin charging up. A second later, the jets start sputtering. "ERROR! ERROR! SUIT IS UNSUITABLE FOR FLIGHT!"
The suit begins retracting and ejecting the wings, causing Lucy to jump and glitch uncontrollably. "Kevin, help!"
"Don't worry sis, I'll he-", Kevin stands up just in time for one of the wings to break off and whiz by his head before embedding itself into the wall. "Crepe! That was close!"
The other wing breaks of and the booster jets reactivate. "PREPARE FOR LAUNCH IN...3...2...1..." "BOOM!" The jetpack suddenly explodes. This leaves lucy standing in the same spot, her clothes partially burnt by the blast and her face all black with smoke.
"Lucy! Are you alright?", Kevin asks.
Lucy coughs out a few smoke rings and some soot. "Yeah...(cough...) I think so." She brushes herself off and goes back to the box of costumes. "Let's see what else we have here." She pulls out a gray tank top, a short leather jacket, a pair of khaki shorts, and a gun holster complete with a Heckler and Koch USP Match pistols. "What are these supposed to be for?"
"I think I saw Lara Croft with those. I guess it's for a Tomb Raider outfit.", Kevin replies.
Lucy holds up the tank top in front of herself and goes to the mirror. "Will this work?" The two look at each other. "Nah!" She then tosses the outfit onto Kevin's bed.
Kevin digs into the box and pulls out a brown leather jacket, a whip, and a badly damaged fedora. "Let me guess. This is from Indiana Jones." He then checks on the fedora, which had a large hole on the top. "I wonder what happened to this hat?"
"Who knows?" Lucy says. Kevin shrugs and sets the outfit on the bed next to the Lara Croft costume. Lucy glances at the costumes and notices the sleeve of the Indiana Jones jacket's sleeve on top of the Lara Croft jacket's sleeve. "Hmm...I wonder if anyone has ever thought of pairing these two up."
"Now there's an idea.", Lucy hears a voice say.
"Huh?" She looks at Kevin, who was pulling out a red and gold helmet. "Hey Kev, did you hear something?"
"Hear what?"
"Like someone saying-...oh never mind. It was probably nothing." Kevin dismisses it and goes back to the box of costumes. "Maybe my 'Force' powers are acting up again. It does get annoying sometimes."
"Hey Lucy! You gotta see what I found.", Kevin exclaims. He puts on the helmet along with a red and gold detailed armor.
"Is that-"
"Yup. I'm Iron Man.", the Reese's boy says as he did a few poses.
"Does it work?", Lucy asks.
"I'm not sure. Let me check." Kevin aims his hand at a pillow on his bed next to his favorite plush penguin, General Snowball. The repulsor began charging up before releasing a blast that destroyed the pillow. "Cool!" He then aims at a cheap Clone Trooper figurine on a shelf. However, as the repulsor began charging up, the suit made a buzzing sound. "Arc reactor is out of power.", the suit said, the voice being a copy of J.A.R.V.I.S.
"Come on! I wanted to blast more stuff. Where can I get a battery for this thing?"
"Maybe mom knows. At least you found yourself a great costume. Now I just have to find mine.", Lucy says. She digs into the box and finds a large pistol and a badge. As she grabs the badge, the jacket it was attached to, along with what appeared to be body armor, comes out of the box. "Hey wait, I think I know this one. Isn't this Judge Dredd?"
"Hey, you're right. Did you find a gun too?"
Lucy grabs the gun and reads a small decal on the side. "Standard issue Lawgiver Voice Activated pistol." "Oh, so it's voice activated?" Kevin nods. "Let's try it out." She aims the pistol at the same Clone Trooper figurine and pulls the trigger. "Rapid fire!"
Like the Iron Man suit, the pistol made a buzzing sound. "Low battery."
"No fair! You got to shoot one.", Lucy complains.
"Well it has been a long time since these suits were used. Maybe we can ask mom for the batteries.", Kevin says. Lucy smiles and puts on the rest of the costume. After putting on the pants of the Dredd suit, she notices some discoloration on one side but thinks nothing of it. The two then make their way to the throne room.
Throne room...
Vanellope was on her throne with a MacBook Air on her lap, playing CS:GO. "Come on Alden! Try to kill this guy aready."
"I'm trying. Barry used a cheat again. My knives can't stab him!"
"Then use a gun."
"I'm out of ammo."
"We're only one-" Vanellope was about to say something when Lucy and Kevin appeared.
"Mom?"
"Hey kids. Could you wait a moment?" The twins nod. "Hey Alden, I have some things to take care of. I'm logging out."
"Wait, wait. Don't!"
Barry, Swizzle, and Gloyd's avatars surround Alden's. Each throw a grenade at him and kill him. "Baka!"
Meanwhile, Vanellope sits up and puts the MacBook away. "Hey kids, what are you doing here?" She sees the costumes they were wearing. "And why are you wearing my old suits?"
"That's what we wanted to talk to you about. You said that we can go trick-or-treating and collect the candy we get if we go together, right?", Kevin says.
"Yeah? And you went along with this, Lucy?"
The blonde version of Vanellope nods sheepishly. "Y-Yeah. Sorry but I really needed more candy. My stash is running out thanks to you grounding us."
"Yeah, sorry about that. Anyway, since you both agreed, I guess you can go."
Kevin steps in. "Not yet mom. There're some issues with the suits. They're out of power and we need the batteries for them. Do you think we can get some new ones?"
Vanellope shakes her head. "Nope. You two will have to find some other outfits to wear."
"But why?", Lucy asks.
"Okay, there are two reasons I won't let you use those suits. One, they're too dangerous. Those can fire laser blasts and bullets that could kill someone."
Lucy and Kevin think about this a bit. "Alright, I guess that's reasonable.", Lucy says. "And what's the second reason?"
Vanellope blushes a bit and looked embarrassed. "The second reason is..." The twins got closer to their mother, wondering why she appeared like this. "Well, you see... your dad and I used those outfits when Gloyd dared us to go through his haunted house. He bet us we would get so scared we would pee."
Lucy and Kevin seemed interested. "And did you win?", Kevin asks.
Vanellope hung her head low in embarrassment. "No. He ended up scaring us so much that..."
"No way! Don't tell me.", Lucy gasps along with her brother.
Vanellope slowly nods. "Yes, we peed."
The twins looked shocked. The thought of their parents losing a bet to the prankster was unexpected to say the least. "And we're..."
Vanellope avoided looking at her kids. "Yes, we peed in those suits. The stains are still there too."
Lucy and Kevin check the suits and find the stains near the legs. The two racers share horrified looks on their faces. "EW, GROSS!" They glitch out of the suits and run away screaming to their rooms.
On the way, they nearly knock Rancis, who had just gotten back from the Sweet Salon, over. "Woah! Hey kids, what's the rush?" He asks but the young racers were way too far gone. Rancis shrugs and goes to see Vanellope. "Hey Nelly, what's up with the kids?"
Vanellope gives Rancis a look and points to the suits on the floor. "The kids wanted to use the suits to go trick-or-treating and I told them about what happened."
"I see. And they know about the..."
Vanellope nods. "Yeah. It's still embarrassing, Flugs." She gets up from her throne. "By the way, I thought you had these dry cleaned?"
Rancis scratches his head nervously. "Hehe... Oops." He picks up his Iron Man helmet and looks inside if the internal camera is still working. "At least you can just get Sour Bill to do it, right."
Vanellope smiles and gives him a peck on the cheek. "Sure."
"Good. Now come on, I think I got Kevin's reaction on the camera. I have to get it on my computer. It'll be hilarious." The two adults go to their bedroom, but not before Vanellope called out for Sour Bill. "Hey Bill! We need you to get our suits cleaned!"
Sour Bill, who was sweeping up the remains of the zombie head in Lucy's room, sighs. "I'll never get a break, will I?" The zombie head groans a bit. "Nuh-uh"
Meanwhile, the siblings were in their own bathrooms and cleaning themselves fromthe suits. "Never be clean, never be clean, never be clean...", they both chant simultaneously, not knowing they thought the same.
