AN: Originally I wrote these stories to entertain my brothers and that was quite some time ago. I am a much better writer now and I know that this is not perfect in any way, but my brothers certainly enjoyed them so I hope these stories might at least make you smile.
Disclaimer: I do not, have not, and will never own Beyblade, I only own my ideas.
Summary- Hikaru takes over Ryo's paper work for the day...
"Ha, better get started," Hikaru sighed as she stared at the towering piles of paper on Ryo's desk. "He does need the break though; he's been working overtime so he's been exhausted."
She started by sorting out the papers by importance, "bill, bill, bill, check, bill, check," bills in one pile, checks in another. "Food supply, ten pounds of oats, one hundred hay bales, five crates of apples, wait, food supply? Since when does Ryo order enough food for a horse?" Hikaru looked over the papers to see if she had been mistaken, but sure enough, plain as day; the letters still said the same thing.
"Ok then, failed law suit, failed law suit, failed law suit, seventy cans of red, white, and brown paint, roof panels, 2 by 6 boards, 10 by 16 boards, ok what is going on here?" Hikaru put her hands on her hips in frustration, just then Madoka called. Madoka, Gingka, Masamune, Tsubasa, and Yu all appeared on the large screen.
"Hey Madoka, how's everything going over there?" Hikaru asked, relieved for the distraction.
"Everything's great! We just thought we'd see how things are in Japan," Madoka replied.
"Yah! We wanted to make sure the burger houses are still there when we return!" Masamune announced loudly.
"What is up with you and burgers lately, Masamoomoo? I mean really how many burgers can one eat?" Yu had only to wait a second for a reply.
"Lets see! You up to it, Gingka?" Masamune asked turning to the Pegasus blader.
"Always! Race you there!" Gingka agreed before jumping to his feet.
"Hey hold on a minute! Where do you think you're going," Madoka intervened turning to face the two who were already half way to the door.
"Where do you think Madoka? To the burger shop of course!" Gingka happily said. "Gingka, you do know there are no burger shops within a twenty mile radius? We're out in the middle of nowhere!" Madoka explained, annoyed.
"Oh, I knew that," Gingka smiled sheepishly before sitting down once more, Masamune was already out the door.
"Anyways how are things?" Madoka switched the subject.
"Besides form a twenty minute swim through paper to get to the door, good," Hikaru stepped aside so the others could see the mound of paper.
"I thought the paper work was Ryo's job," Tsubasa reminded.
"It's his day off so I thought I'd lighten his load," Hikaru explained, "though it has been quite an adventure."
"Trust me, get out of there as soon as possible, I tried it once and my head almost exploded. You'll find everything in there," Tsubasa advised.
"You can say that again, anyways I got to get going now, I'll see you guys later," Hikaru waved.
"See you Hikaru," Madoka then cut the connection.
Hikaru turned around and noticed the closet was bulging slightly. She stood up and reached her hand out to grab the door knob. She turned the metal piece and was greeted by a shower of white and black.
"Ah!" Hikaru shouted in surprise as paper covered her from head to toe. Ryo rushed into the office, paper spilling out of the room as he threw open the door.
"I knew I should have taken care of the earlier," Ryo mumbled, "Hikaru?"
Hikaru popped out of a pile of paper by the closet with a look of surprise on her face.
"What are you doing?" Ryo walked over to help Hikaru to her feet.
"Director-"
"No call me the 'The Imorta-" This time Ryo was cut off by Hikaru.
"I get it, director."
"So what are you doing?" Ryo asked again, repeating his question.
"I was trying to do your paper work for you since it was your day off. Wait, why are you here?" Hikaru stared at Ryo as if he was crazy.
"My question is why are you here Hikaru? It's not my day off, it's yours," Ryo pointed out, "it's Saturday not Friday."
Hikaru's eyes widened in realization, "I completely forgot!"
"It's alright Hikaru, everyone makes a mistake or two once in a while," Ryo put a hand on Hikaru's shoulder to comfort her. "Besides, I haven't seen my office this clean in a while now," he motioned to the rest of the room.
Hikaru looked around, "But it's a mess."
"Exactly, that's what I said! It's the messiest I've ever seen my office! And I like it!" Ryo announced proudly. Hikaru gave him another look that said 'you are really messed up'.
"I have one question myself director," Hikaru started.
"What's that?"
"Why are so many of the bills for a barn yard?" Hikaru asked.
"Why? Because I won a barn! Animals and everything!" Ryo threw his arms in the air in triumph."Sir, your package has arrived," a person announced at the door. "Great! I'll be down in a second! Come see for yourself, Hikaru," Ryo offered. The two headed down the long flight of stairs to the main floor. At the door was a brown package.
"It fits in there?" Ryo stared at the box as if it were an alien.
"Open it director," said Hikaru.
Ryo leaned down and opened the box, and suddenly Hikaru and Ryo found themselves squished against the wall by a rubbery substance.
"Director, what exactly did they say when you won a barn?" Hikaru asked, voice muffled by the inflated package.
"They said 'you have won a free barnyard adventure, bounce your way through a zoo!'" Ryo re-enacted with a goofy voice.
"They were taking about a bouncy castle director! Haven't you ever heard the commercial? The one that says bounce your way through a zoo with an even bouncier castle," Hikaru demanded, annoyed.
"Oh, I guess all that feed was for nothing then..." Ryo sighed. "I'll need a plane."
"What for, director?"
"To get away from all that paper work!"
"I am going to take Tsubasa's advice and step away from this before I get caught up in it," Hikaru started, as soon as someone deflated this thing that was.
"What was that Hikaru? Of course you can do all the paper work, thanks for volunteering!" Ryo misunderstood.
"Just great," Hikaru mumbled.