Neji had found a letter from Hinata stating how she really wanted to be treated. He was about to read it when he realized it was in cat. How Hinata knew cat? No idea, but it was in cat nontheless. So he hired a cat named Luna to help translate. He didn't realize Luna is a mute cat and can only read japanese and can't write it.
Meow mew meow meow meow
(Luna waves her arms around)
Neji wonders what that meant.
Meow mew mew mew meow
(Luna writes on paper what looks like cat language)
Neji did an anime sweat drop because it said the same exact thing.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
(Luna does charades)
Neji guessed she was saying pineapple. He was wrong.
Meow meow meow mew mew
(Luna fell asleep)
Neji wondered what he should eat for lunch.
Meow mew mew meow meow
(Luna woke up and took out a pointer and tried again.)
Neji thought he was crazy. He was seeing a mute cat.
Meow mew mew mew mew
(Luna tried to attack Neji but she has no claws.)
Neji smirked and held her back with one hand.
Meow mew mew mew mew
(Luna pouted and sat on top of the letter)
Neji gave up and walked away.
Meow Meow signed Hinata.
(Luna then grabbed her pointed and threw it at Neji.)
Neji got hit and angry. He then picked her up and was about to throw her when a large group of animal radicalists came up and chanted. "ANIMALS ARE FRIENDS. SO DON'T' BE A FIEND!" Neji activated his Byakagen and scared them all away. He didn't notice that Luna had also gotten away. As he ran her letter flipped over and it was written in Japanese. Neji came back and realized this. He tore up the letter and was pissed all day long.