I found this idea utterly hiliarious for some reason.

...Seriously, don't ask.

But you can laugh.

That's allowed.

-Sigh-

Just a little break from updating all my stories.

RAAR.

Disclaimer: ...Do I sound like I own Naruto? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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The Triangle-Shaped Space Under a Trap Door

"…Well…this is comfortable…"

Neither of them responded to her (utterly) sarcastic remark. She sighed, squirming around, trying to move.

Hands on her hips, hot breath whispering into her ear. "Sakura. Stop moving."

She attempted to punch him, but-

"OW!"

"Oh my god, I'm sorry Naruto!"

-but missed, instead hitting the wall behind him and elbowing Naruto in the face instead.

"…I'm really hating this," She muttered.

"You're fault," Sasuke murmured.

'SHUT UP, UCHIHA!" this time, she did manage to land a punch on him. Without elbowing Naruto in the process. Score.

The three of them.

Trapped.

In a triangular, extremely tight space beneath the trap door they had fallen through.

All because of that god awful mission they'd been on.

Rescuing a scroll from the Land of…ugh.

She didn't even remember where she was.

Sigh.

The three of them had burst into the house, and, Naruto and Sasuke (SOMEHOW) ending up in a scuffle, which caused the three of them to fall through a trap door.

"Better check your memory, Uchiha," She said sweetly. "'Cause, as far as I can remember, it was you and Naruto who caused us to fall in this incredibly tight space.

"Hnn," He scowled.

She actually had no idea how all three of them managed to fit in this thing. She was in between her two boys, Naruto behind her, and Sasuke in front of her, and all three of them were, quite literally and really, pushed up against each other, skin-to-skin.

Man. She really hadn't noticed before how Naruto had abs-

UGH! NO! This was Naruto she was thinking about! NARUTO! He was like a brother to her!

If she was able to, she actually would put her face into her hands, but her arms were pushed up against the side of the small space and she was squeezed too tightly in between the two of them.

Godddammit. If only Sai would come soon.

Yes, the artist was still out there somewhere while the three of them were stuck here, in this tiny space.

She was going to make sure Sai died a nice death when she got out of her.

She attempted to move her legs, and, in the process, slid down between the two of them. Instantly, the two grabbed her and attempted to haul her up.

"Are you OK Sakura-chan?" naruto asked, worriedly.

"Nope. I'll just sit here on the floor."

Which she proceeded to do so.

So now, she was on the floor, with Sasuke kneeling/crouching over her, and Naruto flat up against the stone wall.

Yeah. Did she mention that the space was smaller on the bottom then on the top?

Hmm. Right.

Well, it was.

Sakura sighed. "Sasuke, you can sit down."

He looked embarrassed. "I-"

"I don't mind if you sit on me. I can handle it, trust me."

Naruto scoffed. The last Uchiha glared at the orange-loving Kyuubi container, and slowly lowered himself down.

Oof. He was heavier then she thought.

Grinning, she threw her arms around his waist. "Think of it as a team-builder!"

"Sakura-chan, we don't need team builders," Naruto said. He looked like he was having trouble standing up.

"Naruto, you and Sasuke do…sit down, you look like your going to fall."

"I-"

"SIT!"

He did.

And, in the process, accidentally kissed Sakura.

Uh.

Crap.

Tsunade stared blankly at the three Request-to-Change-Teams forms in front of her.

She looked up at Kakashi.

"Do you know the reason for these?" She asked, waving them in his face.

"Uh…it may or may not have to do with the fact that the three of them were stuck in an exetremly small, cramped, triangular space underneath a trap door for four hours, Naruto and Sasuke on top of Sakura."

"Hmmm."

Signed, in black, swirly letters, on the top form, was the name Naruto Uzumaki.

On the middle one, Sakura Haruno.

And on the bottom one, Sasuke Uchiha.

Smiling evilly, she stamped each document with a big, red DECLINED stamp and handed them back to Kakashi.

"Have fun breaking the news!" She cackled evilly.

He left.

"SHIZUNE, I'M ALL OUT OF SAKE!"

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Mwahahahahahahahaha.

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Ja ne,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion

(I'm leaving the rest up to your imagination; everything that happened in between, and everything afterwards).