I've always loved the headcannon that Bart stays with Artemis and Wally, so enjoy some random oneshots! Requests are appreciated
Bart put his bags on the floor, next to the door and put his hands on his hips, looking around the apartment. Wally and Artemis followed behind him, carrying some of his other things. It wasn't small per-se. It was big enough for the three of them. It had a pretty big living room, their dog Brucely sitting on the couch, curled up in a ball, a coffee table not far from the couch with a few water bottles and paper plates on it. And there was a flat-screen TV with an Xbox hooked up to it. Across from the door there was the kitchen, a small table and two chairs there and a sink with a few dirty dishes in them.
Down the hall were two rooms, Wally and Artemis' and what he assumed was his own. "So, where will I sleep?" Wally shut the door and looked over to Artemis who just finished setting things down. "Well, until the guest bedroom is set up, the couch." his shoulders dropped and looked at the couch, it did look comfortable, especially with Brucely cutely snoring, but the couch? Really?
"You'll start school in two weeks." Wally said, and Barts shoulders slouched, "But your guys' history is so boring! In the future we learn about you guys!" he gestured to the two heroes "And, the math they teach now totally changed, I'll be completely clueless!" Wally shrugged and patted the teen on the back "Good luck." Bart's brows furrowed and he looked over at his bags, sighing, he'll get used to it here.
They went shopping, Bart seemed pretty excited, especially when they got there. "Twinkies? What even are those?"
"YOU'VE NEVER HAD TWINKIES?!" everyone's heads turned to Wally, who had his hands on the teens shoulders shaking him. "Babe, buy them all." he stated, looking toward Artemis, who just rolled her eyes and put two boxes in the cart, despite Wally glaring at her. Basically, what Wally learned was the fact that there are no good foods in the future. "You guys don't even have Rocky Road ice cream?" Wally stared in disbelief, looking back at Artemis who cut him off by putting some in the cart.
They ended up buying three carts of things, The Justice League (AKA Bruce or Dick) pay for their food bill, especially now, because they're are two speedsters in this house and that's a lot of food. At one point, when Artemis was busy and had Wally go out and shop by himself, he bought a cart full of Chicken Weezie's, which he was trying to talk Artemis into doing right now. Well, both he and Bart.
"C'mon Arty!" the ginger begged, he was on his knees, and Bart was in the same position. "Yeah Artemis!" they looked desperate, but she was not going to have three cupboards full of Chicken Weezie's again!
They eventually gave up, with the compromise that they might get half a cart full of them next time they come, if both of them behave. Artemis now had to mother what seemed like two children, yet one was a teenager and the other was her 21 year old boyfriend. She dragged a hand down her face and got in line. The cashier looked horrified when she saw all the items, but it wasn't new to them.
Once their car was full of food, with barely any space for Bart to fit in, they drove back to the apartment. And thanks to speedsters it wasn't long until everything was put away. Well, other than the Twinkies, which were already gone. "I'll get more tomorrow." Wally whispered to Bart as Artemis left the room. "I heard that!" the speedster froze and he looked down the hall,
"I'll still do it, I'm not scared of her."
Artemis walked back into the room, a hand on her hip and an eyebrow raised, "What was that?" Wally just shrugged and quickly turned on his heel, opening the fridge and started to pretend to look for something to eat. She looked at Bart and just shrugged his shoulders and looked at the fake watch on his wrist. "Wow! Look at the time! Night you guys!" he ran to the couch and laid down, using Brucely as a pillow, and pretended to snore at first, but then he actually fell asleep not to long later.
Maybe he will get used to it.
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