A/N: It's been a long time, boys and girls! I've missed fanfiction, I really have, and now exams are over, I can hopefully get some more Punk Professor done, do that sequel to Boredom Can Be A Blessing, and finish off two other fanfics I have in the works. One for King Arthur and one for Blood Ties, if you're interested. Anyway. This little thing was done in the car on holiday - I've discovered it's quite fun rewriting songs to make silly fanfic versions.
Agent Smith just can't get over the fact that he has a strange wish to be more like Elrond ('cause they're both played by Hugo Weaving, obviously). This probably makes no sense except to me and a few friends, but I had fun. And hopefully you'll like it!

And a massive thank you goes out to everyone who's taken the time to read and review my other stories! You have no idea how special I feel having my work favourited and me put on Author Alert and things! You're all lovely, I owe you all cookies and if anyone of you has a request (other than "get on and write something, woman"), I'd love to hear it!

On another note, any fanfic writers from the UK, go check out fanbbs(dot)net - another writer called Yoshino has set us up a forum to discuss fanworks and meetings and things! Go see!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Matrix, Lord of the Rings or the song 'James Bond'. Obviously. Writing fanfiction for my own work would be pointless. Also, I don't own Hugo Weaving who creates the link that made this song possible ...

Agent Smith's song

I've seen you in my past,
It's you that I adore.
Since I was a boy, I've been feeling too hardcore.
Embroidered purple robes, and hairclips up my sleeve,
Men are negatives for the both of us, it seems.

So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.
So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.

Hello, Lord Elrond, I've been expecting you.
Vilya on your hand and that eyebrow that you move.
Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound odd,
I'm the next cloning king, I'm the right man for the job.

So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.
So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.

I've a liking, I've a liking, I've a liking for quills.
I've a virus, I've a virus, I've a virus to kill.
I've a liking, I've a liking, I've a liking for quills.
I've a virus, I've a virus, I've a virus to kill.

I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone good.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone good.

So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.
So I wish I was Elrond, just for the day,
Ruling half the Elves, send those quest dudes away.

Cirdan and Celi and Glorfy and G-G and Thranduil and Elrond maybe one day me!

ThankTyou and goodnight! Reviews welcome, be they complimentary, constructively critical or just plain flames!