Life On The Edge.

Summary; After Gary asking Miranda on a romantic get away, it all turns pear-shaped when the Plane crashes into the Jungle. With only a few survivors Including The famous Bear Grylls. Will Miranda fall for a alfa-man Bear, or a hot Grizzley Gary?.

Inspired to me by ; Bear's Wild Weekend with Miranda Hart.

Chapter 1.

She smiled towards her nearly boyfriend Gary, they were planning to go for a week to somewhere Warm, Sunny and romantic. They had made a pack that if there was a 'moment' they would brace it and not ignore it. Walking out of the flat with her suitcase Miranda looking down to see Stevie running the Shop, there wasn't many customers, She saw Gary standing in the doorway, they had planned to go to Hawaii. Miranda Hadn't been away for a long time and she was glad she was going with Gary.

"Are you Ready?" Gary spoke From on the ground as Miranda bounced her suitcase down the stairs. I had a hard time packing, I didn't know whether to pack Shorts? Bikini- deffinately a no-no, so Swimsuit it was. Dresses-Short,NO- Long. So basically everything to cover up my Flabber, Flabber such a good word don't you think. I had also packed quite a lot of clothes because I for one am bad with making decisions, So I packed just about everything.

"Just about" She replied, Gary looked at the suitcase, which she had just brought down.

"I Guess you've brought the whole shop with you" He replied, still in shock at how big the Case really was.

"Actually Gary, I didn't," She knew he was joking, like he always did.

"If the Plane crashes, We will know what caused it" Gary said Joking, only little did they knew what would happen on the little 'trip'

After saying their Fair wells and Goodbyes, Gary and Miranda sat in the lounge of the Airport, they had checked in fine and gone through Security without a single problem. It was only when they had their Bags checked that there was a little problem.

"Excuse me Sir?" Miranda turned around.

"me?" She walked over.

"Is this your bag?"

"Yes, I don't really like the colour but hey its a bag" She shyly laughed. "why?"

"Well on the screen, it shows Unexplainable Items in it. On Opening the Bag, She saw that she had packed her 'fruit Friends' oh great here comes the nutcase.

"I'm sorry officer, I really don't know how they got in there" She got them out and placed them onto the counter. Oliver the olive, Clive the cucumber, and Piny the Pineapple.

"I'm sorry Madam, you can't take these with you" She signed again.

"Will you look after them for me?" The officer looked confused. He put the Bag back on the conveyor belt and Walked away. Obviously That's a No.

x x x

After a good two hours had pasted and they were boarding the plane. I have a Bad feeling, I really can't explain it, this was my third Time flying and I'm usually fine but I don't feel right, I'm sure we will be fine...Hopefully.

Sitting down in her seat, she was thinking in her head. God how much leg room do they give you know...There is like nothing, Even an ant coming sit here, Well that's a bad comeback, I mean as if an ant would sit here, I mean it would get squished. Poor thing. I mean it probably wouldn't get that far because it would die, I mean Ants Don't fly? -in an plane- I Topic again...

"Miranda, are you ok?"

"yeah I'm ok, I just have a bad feeling"

"Oh No that's not good right?" Turning around, she noticed the Emergency procedure video was playing. I'm not being funny, but this little video puts you off flying for life, I know they have to explain what to do if we break down or anything, but seriously? It scares people.

Taking no notice of it, she turned around and looked at the people to the right of her. OMG, It can't be. No wait? Its Bear Grylls?

"Gary?"

"Shh"

"Gary?"

"Miranda, we have to watch these things"

"But Gary, Its Bear Grylls"

"bear who?"

"Bear Grylls? there was Nothing. "please Tell me you know who Bear Grylls is?"He is so Hot its unbearable. And in all his adventure shows, He has his top off most the time, He has such a nice package.

"No a Clue"

"he's the Hot Adventure guy, From the military on,Bear Grylls Born Survivor? You Must have seen it before?"

"Nope" Miranda thought Gary was being Annoying because he wanted to listen to the TV. Looking straight at him, she wondered if she could speak to him on the flight, She was his biggest fan and was always trying out his techniques -not all of them-. Still staring at him she didn't realise that he was smiling at her and waving at her. Still shocked by it she simply nodded back. He waved at me and smiled. She thought of her mother, saying ' Get in there Miranda'

Once the Plane had taken off, Miranda started to relax a little, she hadn't thought about the flight once,as the hot gorgeous Bear Grylls was sitting a couple of seats away from her. two hours had pasted and the Food was being delivered. I can't have a big meal in front of Bear, he'd think me weird, Maybe if I order it all for Gary, it'd look better.

She had a small Meal, as she knew there was food available all the time, She pushed her head back into the seat she fell into a deep sleep. A Dream...A dream about Bear. Stripping Layer by layer. teasing, playing with her mind. Top first, then his belt followed by his trousers, Wow he looked perfect. Then he fleeched his muscles, Causing her to sweat a bit. getting to the most important bit, she hoped she wouldn't be interrupted. Then Putting one leg out of his boxers...BANG...BANG there it was again. She wondered what is was.

Falling she felt falling, Down and Down. Deeper and Deeper. She realised she was dreaming this, or was she?

To Be continued...