(ok you are the main character and you'll be explained throughout the story ok)

"Dib what in the name of paranormal investigating are you doing?" asked a girl with long black hair, glasses, hazel eyes, she also wore a gray shirt with a dark blue happy noodle boy on it sitting cross-legged saying ramen, with a black leather coat, blue jeans, and black boots.

"I'm going to show you the proof that I have to prove that Zim is an alien!" yelled a boy with black hair, a dark blue shirt that had a gray sad face with black trench coat pants and boots, glass and hazel eyes too. "Aki you missed so much in school when Dad sent to that stupid boarding school." The black haired boy or Dib said.

"Yeah glad you convinced Dad to let me go back to public school" you said as you lay down on yours and Dibs bunk bed. You hit the boom box and played half way through Aliens exists by Blink 182. "This song is so us..And you don't need to give me any proof..I'll see Zim for myself tomorrow." You said as song end and Good bye Earl came on.

Dib raised an eyebrow as the song came on. "I hope that if I ever leave this town and you or Gaz stay I hope this doesn't happen." At the part where that Dixie Chicks sang Earl had to die Dib and you laughed. The phone rang and Dib went to answer it.

"I wouldn't haft to kill him..Gaz can do that on her." You said "Hey Dib"

"What?"

"Is there spouse to be a really weird green kid on your computer screen?"

"NO! Why?" Dib asked a little panicky

"Cause there is one...And I think he thinks I'm you..." you said sticking your tong out as the Dixie chicks ended their song and Good Charlotte S.O.S came on.

"Well can you get I haft to go get Gaz"

"Ugh! What is that filthy sound Dib human!" Yelled the green boy

"One if you don't like Good Charlotte you can go away and jump off a cliff, second I'm Aki not Dib. Dib is my twin brother and no I'm not a boy I'm a girl. We are fraternal twins." You answered the green boy's questions.

"Oh" The boy said

"Your Zim right?" You asked as you sat down in front of the computer talking to the boy you knew as Zim. "Well Dibs not here so I'll be your paranormal investigator for tonight. I'll also be the person giving you a virus to night" You said as you typed up some stuff up on the computer screen.

"Yes..And what! Nooooooooooooooooooo!" The screen went blank.

"Connation lost" The computers voice said

"Computer I want the connation reestablish and a fire wall up so that way Zim can't use the connation to spy on us but leave the connation open for us" You said to the computer that was yours and Dibs creation.

"Yes Aki." The computers voice said.

"I'm back" Dib said as he brought up dinner for both him and you.

"Hey.. Also Zim tried to hack into our computer..But I stopped him and now we have an open visual connation to the inside of his house..Check it out." You said as you clicked on a little link that showed Zim crying over his computer that had you and Dib back to back, you winking, and Dib smiling on Zims main computer screen.

"Have I told we make a great team and that I love you sis?" Dib asked eating pizza.

"No not recently" you said as you also ate pizza with Dib.

(Next day at Skool)

"Class it appears a student has returned..That student is Aki" Miss. Bitters said as you walked in and sat down to the seconded close seat to the door. The door was suddenly kicked opened by one pissed and slightly tired Zim. "Zim you're late!" Miss. Bitters said "Sit down no leaving the class room..Oh yes I don't believe you know Aki. She is the girl sitting next to." Zim looked at you, you were too busy staring off in to space. What pulled you out was the sounding of someone growling at you.

"Huh?" you stared at Zim who was growling at you.

"YOU! YOU ARE GOING TO FIX MY COMPUTER YOU FILTHY HUMAN!" Zim yelled at you.

"Um.. How about no" You said then smirked at Zim saying "You're a superior race you fix it..I mean from what Dibs told me it should be nothing but childes play to you" Zim was silent and just stared at you. "You may want to take a seat irken before Miss. Bitters gets mad at you." You said looking at Dib who was trying not to laugh. Zim came out of his trance and walked to his seat.

(Lunch)

As you looked at the lunch room you saw Zim sitting alone and just staring at his food. You stood up and walked to Zims table bring your lunch with you.

"Hey Zim can I sit here?" You asked

"I don't care" Zim said as picked at the craftier food.

"I see you are wise not to eat that junk...you want half of my sandwich? It's PB and J." You asked as you set half your sandwich in front of him. Zim raised an eyebrow at. "Peanut butter and jelly" You answered the question that you knew Zim was likely to ask. Zim picked it up and sniffed it. "I didn't put poison in it." You said as you popped the rest of your half in your mouth. "So what time do you want me to come over and get rid of the virus?"

"What?" Zim asked as he ate his half of the sandwich

"Well I guess I kind should get rid it of it for you. I mean you have other stuff to do and you need a password to get rid of it" you said as you took out a soda to drink.

"After school meet me at the front door." Zim said looking at you.

"Alright" You said "uh-oh I better head back to Gaz before Dib has heart attack seeing me sitting here talking to his enemy. Hey Zim you can have the rest of my lunch" you said as you left to go back to Gaz.