The Chaos Patch from my perspective.
Author's Note: Welcome back to another helping of patches from Jeff's perspective. Sorry if I haven't been writing for a while, I haven't really had the time to write, and I haven't really felt inspired.
To be honest, I read over some of my stuff, and I thought, "wow, what an immature jackass".
I'll be glad to say that now, I will try being a little more mature with my humor.
….syke.
Now, on with the story.
Nine months after the huge blackout that the Blake Mage caused with his gaseous… well, gas, a mass of people appeared in our tiny world of Maple. (You're awesome if you get the joke.)
Everything had changed. Every monster's level had changed, noobs could get to 70, and everyone was pissed off about the amount of hackers.
Hey, I thought this was about Chaos, not Big Bang!
Oh, yeah, sorry.
One day, at the Temple of Time, an old dude was making his daily stroll.
"Lalala, I'm an old dude taking my daily stroll."
Suddenly, a door that wasn't supposed to open had, well, opened.
"Z0MG WTF"
Even though his mother always warned him to go into unknown places, the old dude went inside anyway.
"Screw what my mother told me, she's dead!"
When he went in, he saw an evil Dawn Warrior-like creature.
"Z0mG a Dawn Warrior!oneone1one!"
The Dawn Warrior used Soul Driver on the old man, but, fortunately, it didn't kill him.
"Haha you got nerf3d!"
That only angered the Dawn Warrior even more. It was about to Brandish the old man when suddenly, a figure holding two blades (gee, I wonder what this class is) swooped in and slashed the Dawn Warrior into 4 pieces. The Dawn Warrior was then shipped off to the nearest hot dog factory.
The old man gazed at his savior, but he couldn't identify him/her.
"Who's that Pokemon!(er, I mean, class)"
It's… Chief Bandit with a Khanjar!
A Dual Blade came in and High-jump kicked the Chief Bandit.
"Dammit, I was supposed to save that old fart!" Said the pissed off Dual Blader.
Suddenly, the author realized that he could not come up with a way to transition from an explanation to how the Dual Blade hit the Chief Bandit, how the Dual Blade got stronger due to the door opening for some reason, and how Arans and Evans were affected too, to an explanation to PvP, so that was skipped.
The author realized that he also forgot to make an explanation about future Henesys, so he decided to move it to here:
All the Henehoes died in the future. Yay!
That's basically it.
On with the story.
"What the Faust? Weren't we just in Temple of Time with that old man?"
"Yeah, but the author moved us to PvP so he could use satire against that."
"Ah. So, what's PvP?"
"It's Person vs. Person, or, as people like to call it:
1) Run away from the Dual Blade
2) Kill off the Marksman first (Author's note: I die a lot on mine )
or
3) Ahh, hackers!$%"
"Sounds like crap" said the Chief Bandit.
"Yeah. The big floating thing in the sky named Nexon is trying to fix the hacking problem though."
The Chief Bandit lol'd at the Dual Blade's absurd assumption.
Out of nowhere, an Ice Knight came.
"I am the feared Ice Knight! FEAR MEH!"
Someone dc'd the Ice Knight. (GMS people should probably get the joke here).
And so, the Maple World was once again in Chaos.
So, did you like it?
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