Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstances, own the Harry Potter series, it all belongs to J.K. Rowling (even though i do wish I could create such an amount of epicness)
A/N: This is my first FanFic so please have patience. Constructive criticism is always welcome, but please do review, it makes me smile, even if it's something totally random and out of the ordinary.
Warning: this fic is the result of utter boredom, random comments between friends and an overdose of "That 70's Show". It is not meant to insult women in any way, nor is it meant to insult any guys. I love Ron and do not, in any way wish to insult him either.
Ron Weasley Discovers Playboy
It was a rainy November afternoon. Harry was off somewhere, snogging Ginny of course. Hermione? Well Hermione, doing her usual thing, was reading a book, and Ron you ask? Ron was just unconditionally bored. He laid in bed for half an hour, thinking of something to do that could entertain him. When nothing came to his mind, he decided to go snoop around through the dormitory. First, he rummaged through Harry's stuff but, seeing as harry had taken the invisibility cloak with him he moved on to Neville's. In Neville's trunk he found some clothes and a series of herbology books so he moved on to Deans. After moving around some clothes in Dean's trunk, Ron came across a pile of magazines titled "Playboy". Curious, Ron took one and laid back in his bed to read it.
Ron opened the magazine and his eyes went wide, his mouth dropped and he just stared at the page, for there, right in front of his nose, was a muggle image of a a hot, sexy woman dressed only in some lacy bra and underwear, sitting atop a library desk.
Fascinated, Ron flipped to the next page where he saw a young, hot woman dressed in a bra and a thong. He started drooling. At this point, he couldn't believe how Dean had managed to keep his stash of dirty magazine a secret in a dormitory clad full of testosterone-high boys. He flipped to the next page, where an even sexier woman was winking at him.
This is mostly how Ron's afternoon went. After he went through about 5 more magazines, harry burst into the dormitory, looking very flustered, very flustered indeed. Ron looked up from his magazine and at harry, then continued reading. Harry flabbergasted that Ron hadn't even said hi, took the magazine from his grasp. Ron, appalled that Harry would do such a thing, screeched in a vary girl-like manner, and attempted to tackle him. Harry, being the great seeker he is and having awesome reflexes, jumped out of the was just in time and made a run for the dormitory door, completely uninterested in what the magazine held. Ron chased Harry all the way down the stairs, where they both suddenly stopped, seeing as Ginny and Hermione, who had heard Ron's screams, were blocking their path. Ginny, finally noticing the magazine in Harrys hand slapped him and walked away indignantly. Harry dropped the magazine and ran after her, trying, along in the way, to explain that he had only taken the magazine from Ron and hadn't even opened it. Hermione meanwhile, stared at Ron with a furious expression and said simply "really Ron? A playboy?" and all Ron could do was look at her and say, very unconvincingly "uhh, no?".
The end.
The very odd end.
A/N: well? Did you like it? Hate it? Please comment! And tell me if you think I should write another.
With all my love,
-choco lover pink