A/N: Ok, so this is totally random, but I have a houndoom in my Pokemon game named Honda. :D
Akemi: But isn't houndoom a fire type? :o
Wow! This escalated quickly! ^_^'
Makoto: Nice going, Ukemi! You broke her!
Akemi: Ah, I'm so sorry! D: I was just kidding!
Makoto: Well, I think it's quite fitting… ;)
Well, I named you after a skitty so I guess you're not all wrong… :)
Makoto: ...Screw you -_-
"Katsuya, want to try something?" Honda asked as he sat on the couch across from his lover.
Katsuya looked up at him in surprise and stared at the laptop in his lap with a confused expression. "Sex?" He finally responded with an innocent smile.
"You really have a one track mind," Honda said with an annoyed sigh. "And no, that's not it."
Katsuya leaned back in his chair, clearly disappointed, and continued to rummage through his work papers. "Well, what is it then?"
Honda, excited to hear his approval to continue, looked back down at his computer. "I found this game and I wanted to try it with you."
"You're into games?" Katsuya questioned him.
"Not really, but I hear it's really fun," Honda continued. "I wanted to try it with you. This is a team effort!"
"Fun, huh?" Interested, Katsuya got up and sat down beside him, staring intently at his laptop screen.
Honda gave him a surprised look, expecting his sudden interest to be of his own benefit. "Alright, what should our name be?" Honda asked, deciding to dismiss the wary feeling.
Smirking, Katsuya leaned closer and whispered something crude to Honda, which was clearly shown by the way he cringed in response.
"Katsuya, that's inappropriate!" Honda yelled at him. "We can't have something like that!"
"I think it's a fitting name. We're in that kind of relationship, after all," Katsuya continued.
"Not like that!" Honda yelled at him, blushing.
"If you say so, but just saying it doesn't necessarily make it true," Katsuya said.
"Pick something else!" Honda demanded.
"Ok, fine…" Katsuya paused again, lost in thought, which caused Honda to think he was actually taking this seriously. "I got nothing."
"Were you even trying?" Honda asked, unamused.
"No," Katsuya said simplistically.
Honda stared at him a moment, surprised by his honesty. "How about I come up with a name?" Honda finally spoke up.
"Fine by me as long as it doesn't suck," Katsuya said.
"How about Katsuhon?" Honda inquired.
"I suppose…" Katsuya said and sighed softly.
Honda nodded and typed the name in only to frown in disappointment. "Oh, it's taken…We can't use it."
"Who would take that suckish name?" Katsuya asked suspiciously.
"Hey! At least I tried!" Honda exclaimed. "If you don't like it, I can come up with a different one."
"No thanks. Let's just go-"
"No, it's ok!" Honda interrupted him. "I promise to find the perfect name!"
Ah, crap… Katsuya thought. What's with the sudden enthusiasm? I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
"Hontsuya!" Honda suggested, giving Katsuya a hopeful look to see if he approved.
Yea… I already regret this, but at least he's happy. Katsuya nodded at him to go on, but groaned softly in boredom. I better be getting sex for this.
A/N: I wonder what Katsuya said…
Makoto: No worries! I know exactly what it says as I am a professional in the "censored" language. ;)
Really? Do tell. I just assumed that he was giving you an honorable mention. :)
Makoto: Haha, very funny -_-