My FIRST Fanfic Request! first chapter in two hours!Lol
Obelisk:First of all,Hikari-Kenshin Does NOT own yu-gi-oh
Hikari-Kenshin:Good Obelisk
Obelisk: :)
Ra:...Anyways If You Have Questions Put em in R&R(i dunno what it means.lol)
Slifer:Boring...On with the show!!!wait...is this a show?
Ra/Obelisk:*Shrugs*
Hikari-Kenshin:Oh Brother...speaking of that,im a boy got it?im sick and tired of
people mistaking me as *gulp*the Female gender.
Obelisk:Kenshin is shy
Hikari-kenshin:Quiet you lugnut!
Obelisk:Yessss sirr...
Ra/Obelisk:Hahaha,now on wtih the show!!or whatever.lol
-------------------Random Requests-------------------
**At Kaiba Island**
Orion-I sacrifice the three magnet warriors to summon slifer the sky dragon!
**Current hand 10(Due to inifinite cards)**
Yugi-This is the 50th time i've lost to Orion..(Orion is my name...so i guess hes mine...lol)
Kaiba-I win the bet!you all owe me $100!Muahahaha...except for Orion cuz hes the one
who made me win the bet .^^
Joey-But your already rich!
Kaiba-True,but Orion is richer than me so i need to surpass his wealth!
Joey-Ffaaannccy WORD!!!
Everybody But Joey and Orion-@_@
Tea-Well yugi lost,so he takes my dare!And then i sing the friendship song!
(a requested story from my GirlFriend)
Everybody But Tea-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YUGI STALL WHILE WE RUN!!!
**All the yamis are running in circles(they all separated after the oracle battle)**
My Girlfriend(why should i tell you???)-**whispers to Tea's ear**
Tea-**Snickers**
Everybody-She can snicker???the world has come to its demise!!!
Tea-Since it is summer and all...I guess her plan can work...
Yugi I dare you to wear Diapers for the whole summer!
Everybody but Yugi&Tea-**Laughs Hysterically with tears*
Yugi-WHAT!?!?!?
Tea-Dont blame me, blame Orion's GF.
Yugi-**jumps on Orion**WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR GF!!!
Orion-**shrugs**She wants to Shatter the world,Even its pride.
My GF-yes MUAHAHUAHAHAHA.
Yugi-I hate dares...anything can be used against me...
Tea/GF-I bet baby diapers can still fit you!
Yugi-**Blushes until he's as red as mars**
Kaiba-Now this is something i can see...The worlds greatest duelist,put back in
diapers.HAHAHAHA
Orion-Kaiba,you insane evil Person...
Joey-**Laughs at Orion's comment**
Kaiba-QUIET mutt!!
Tea-Well,kaiba you have any supermarket here?
Kaiba-No,im sorry,but youll have to use that vortex Orion just created.
Yugi-how can he do that?He has no shadow powers!
Orion-I am the almighty author...I guess you can say My GF is the Advisor/Planner
and is superior to me...she tells me what to write cuz shes a slow writer.
Tea-Oh well...**Drags Yugi into the Vortex**
Yugi-NOOOOO!!!**tries to grab something**
Everybody but Orion-That was hilarious
Kaiba-Boring...lets have another contest!who will face Orion next?
**The sound of wind**
Kaiba-c'mon.I need more bets!Lol
Joey-I guess i'll try.
Mai-You will have to do my dare if you lose!(laughs Evilly)
**Everybody but her stares out of amazement**
Kaiba-Duel Begins!50 WINS TAKES ALL!!!i bet $200
**2 Hours later**
Orion-Feel the wrath of my Egyptian God Joey!Ra!! Attack Joey
with Nova Cannon!
Joey-NOOO!!
Kaiba-I knew he'd win! 50th time too! 1 loss outta all the duels due to Wheelers luck!
(My moneymaker,Orion,LOL)
**Vortex rips in the room**
Tea-were back!
Tristan-Did you get what your looking for?
Tea-Yep
**Everyone but Orion stares at yugi**(GF-Perverts!!!)
Yugi-**Blushes**Orion cant you just lose once for your lifetime?
Orion-I have.My first duel.I was so angry with that duel that i have perfected almost any strategy
and I vowed to myself to never lose an important duel again!
Kaiba-Wheeler you lost,Pay up everyone!(except Orion,---His GF,and Kaiba)
GF-Mai choose your dare!MUAHAHAHAHA
Mai-Joey I dare you to Be our Servant for the summer!
Joey-WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis-Harsh(my GF will be called Artemis for now,not her real name!)
all Yamis-ENOUGH!!!ALL OF US VERSUS ORION-KAIBA-MARIK!!!
Orion/Kaiba/Marik-We Accept!
**They duel for 2 and 1/2 hours**
Kaiba-**Draws**AHA! I USE POLYMERIZATION TO FUSE ALL THREE OF MY
BLUE-EYES!!!I CALL THEE, BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!!End Turn!
(cant attack with fusions first turn summoned)
YBakura-**Draws,Smirks**I use change of...
Marik-Not so fast!Magic Jammer!I discard my Kuriboh to activate its effect!
YBakura-NO!EEEND TTURN...
Marik-**Draws**POLYMERIZATION! I fuse my Revival jam and Humanoid slime to create,GOD SLIME!
FORM INTO BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!End turn!
YYugi-I put down Kuriboh on attack mode!End turn!
Orion-**Draws**I play Fissure then play Infinite Cards!
YYugi-No!My Plan!
Orion-I play Alpha the magnet warrior,and activate trap,Ultimate offering! I pay, and summon Beta
The Magnet Warrior,Pay again, Gamma The Magnet Warrior! Pay again! Offer all three monsters for
Obelisk The Tormentor!i pay two more times...summon two Swordsman from a foreign land!
I pay obelisks effect price and sacrifice my swordsmen! Obelisk,Wipe out Yyugi's Dark Magician
YMarik's Shinato,King Of a Higher Plane And YBakura's Gate Guardian!Attack YBakura Directly!
**YBakura Mutters and Sits Down**End Turn!
***SCORE:Kaiba-500 LP Orion-500LP Marik-4000LP YMarik-3500LP YYugi-50LP YBakura-0LP***
**The yamis nervously watch as kaiba draws**
Kaiba-I put one card face down,BEUD Attack YMarik!**YMarik mutters and sits down**
End Turn...
Marik-**Draws**Mask of brutalityX2(2copies)!! On Godslime [4250atk 1000def](god slime has half the attack
of copied monster.Attack YYugi!**YYugi-0LP**We win!
Kaiba-You Know The routine
**Everybody stares angrily at the yamis**
Orion-Lol.
Kaiba-now the three that lost and Artemis Line up in a circle!**spins the bottle**
Artemis!I dare you to French kiss Yugi!
Artemis-**Stares angrily at Orion**
Orion-KAIBA NO!!
Kaiba-Fine.I dare her to kiss her favorite character in here!
Artemis-**Kisses Kaiba**
Kaiba-!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?**Turns white and anime falls**
Orion-You asked for it.
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Finally!My First Chapter!
Please dont flame me!Flame my Gf/Artemis! She did the publishing!
Artemis-**Glares**
Hikari-Kenshin:Ok...Flame me...
Artemis:^ ^
The Gods-Obedient to love...
Hikari-kenshin: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The gods-Yes Sir!
Artemis:**Anime Fall**
REVIEWS PLEASE!!Lol actually I dont care
Obelisk:First of all,Hikari-Kenshin Does NOT own yu-gi-oh
Hikari-Kenshin:Good Obelisk
Obelisk: :)
Ra:...Anyways If You Have Questions Put em in R&R(i dunno what it means.lol)
Slifer:Boring...On with the show!!!wait...is this a show?
Ra/Obelisk:*Shrugs*
Hikari-Kenshin:Oh Brother...speaking of that,im a boy got it?im sick and tired of
people mistaking me as *gulp*the Female gender.
Obelisk:Kenshin is shy
Hikari-kenshin:Quiet you lugnut!
Obelisk:Yessss sirr...
Ra/Obelisk:Hahaha,now on wtih the show!!or whatever.lol
-------------------Random Requests-------------------
**At Kaiba Island**
Orion-I sacrifice the three magnet warriors to summon slifer the sky dragon!
**Current hand 10(Due to inifinite cards)**
Yugi-This is the 50th time i've lost to Orion..(Orion is my name...so i guess hes mine...lol)
Kaiba-I win the bet!you all owe me $100!Muahahaha...except for Orion cuz hes the one
who made me win the bet .^^
Joey-But your already rich!
Kaiba-True,but Orion is richer than me so i need to surpass his wealth!
Joey-Ffaaannccy WORD!!!
Everybody But Joey and Orion-@_@
Tea-Well yugi lost,so he takes my dare!And then i sing the friendship song!
(a requested story from my GirlFriend)
Everybody But Tea-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YUGI STALL WHILE WE RUN!!!
**All the yamis are running in circles(they all separated after the oracle battle)**
My Girlfriend(why should i tell you???)-**whispers to Tea's ear**
Tea-**Snickers**
Everybody-She can snicker???the world has come to its demise!!!
Tea-Since it is summer and all...I guess her plan can work...
Yugi I dare you to wear Diapers for the whole summer!
Everybody but Yugi&Tea-**Laughs Hysterically with tears*
Yugi-WHAT!?!?!?
Tea-Dont blame me, blame Orion's GF.
Yugi-**jumps on Orion**WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR GF!!!
Orion-**shrugs**She wants to Shatter the world,Even its pride.
My GF-yes MUAHAHUAHAHAHA.
Yugi-I hate dares...anything can be used against me...
Tea/GF-I bet baby diapers can still fit you!
Yugi-**Blushes until he's as red as mars**
Kaiba-Now this is something i can see...The worlds greatest duelist,put back in
diapers.HAHAHAHA
Orion-Kaiba,you insane evil Person...
Joey-**Laughs at Orion's comment**
Kaiba-QUIET mutt!!
Tea-Well,kaiba you have any supermarket here?
Kaiba-No,im sorry,but youll have to use that vortex Orion just created.
Yugi-how can he do that?He has no shadow powers!
Orion-I am the almighty author...I guess you can say My GF is the Advisor/Planner
and is superior to me...she tells me what to write cuz shes a slow writer.
Tea-Oh well...**Drags Yugi into the Vortex**
Yugi-NOOOOO!!!**tries to grab something**
Everybody but Orion-That was hilarious
Kaiba-Boring...lets have another contest!who will face Orion next?
**The sound of wind**
Kaiba-c'mon.I need more bets!Lol
Joey-I guess i'll try.
Mai-You will have to do my dare if you lose!(laughs Evilly)
**Everybody but her stares out of amazement**
Kaiba-Duel Begins!50 WINS TAKES ALL!!!i bet $200
**2 Hours later**
Orion-Feel the wrath of my Egyptian God Joey!Ra!! Attack Joey
with Nova Cannon!
Joey-NOOO!!
Kaiba-I knew he'd win! 50th time too! 1 loss outta all the duels due to Wheelers luck!
(My moneymaker,Orion,LOL)
**Vortex rips in the room**
Tea-were back!
Tristan-Did you get what your looking for?
Tea-Yep
**Everyone but Orion stares at yugi**(GF-Perverts!!!)
Yugi-**Blushes**Orion cant you just lose once for your lifetime?
Orion-I have.My first duel.I was so angry with that duel that i have perfected almost any strategy
and I vowed to myself to never lose an important duel again!
Kaiba-Wheeler you lost,Pay up everyone!(except Orion,---His GF,and Kaiba)
GF-Mai choose your dare!MUAHAHAHAHA
Mai-Joey I dare you to Be our Servant for the summer!
Joey-WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis-Harsh(my GF will be called Artemis for now,not her real name!)
all Yamis-ENOUGH!!!ALL OF US VERSUS ORION-KAIBA-MARIK!!!
Orion/Kaiba/Marik-We Accept!
**They duel for 2 and 1/2 hours**
Kaiba-**Draws**AHA! I USE POLYMERIZATION TO FUSE ALL THREE OF MY
BLUE-EYES!!!I CALL THEE, BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!!End Turn!
(cant attack with fusions first turn summoned)
YBakura-**Draws,Smirks**I use change of...
Marik-Not so fast!Magic Jammer!I discard my Kuriboh to activate its effect!
YBakura-NO!EEEND TTURN...
Marik-**Draws**POLYMERIZATION! I fuse my Revival jam and Humanoid slime to create,GOD SLIME!
FORM INTO BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!End turn!
YYugi-I put down Kuriboh on attack mode!End turn!
Orion-**Draws**I play Fissure then play Infinite Cards!
YYugi-No!My Plan!
Orion-I play Alpha the magnet warrior,and activate trap,Ultimate offering! I pay, and summon Beta
The Magnet Warrior,Pay again, Gamma The Magnet Warrior! Pay again! Offer all three monsters for
Obelisk The Tormentor!i pay two more times...summon two Swordsman from a foreign land!
I pay obelisks effect price and sacrifice my swordsmen! Obelisk,Wipe out Yyugi's Dark Magician
YMarik's Shinato,King Of a Higher Plane And YBakura's Gate Guardian!Attack YBakura Directly!
**YBakura Mutters and Sits Down**End Turn!
***SCORE:Kaiba-500 LP Orion-500LP Marik-4000LP YMarik-3500LP YYugi-50LP YBakura-0LP***
**The yamis nervously watch as kaiba draws**
Kaiba-I put one card face down,BEUD Attack YMarik!**YMarik mutters and sits down**
End Turn...
Marik-**Draws**Mask of brutalityX2(2copies)!! On Godslime [4250atk 1000def](god slime has half the attack
of copied monster.Attack YYugi!**YYugi-0LP**We win!
Kaiba-You Know The routine
**Everybody stares angrily at the yamis**
Orion-Lol.
Kaiba-now the three that lost and Artemis Line up in a circle!**spins the bottle**
Artemis!I dare you to French kiss Yugi!
Artemis-**Stares angrily at Orion**
Orion-KAIBA NO!!
Kaiba-Fine.I dare her to kiss her favorite character in here!
Artemis-**Kisses Kaiba**
Kaiba-!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?**Turns white and anime falls**
Orion-You asked for it.
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Finally!My First Chapter!
Please dont flame me!Flame my Gf/Artemis! She did the publishing!
Artemis-**Glares**
Hikari-Kenshin:Ok...Flame me...
Artemis:^ ^
The Gods-Obedient to love...
Hikari-kenshin: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The gods-Yes Sir!
Artemis:**Anime Fall**
REVIEWS PLEASE!!Lol actually I dont care