Utena in Wonderland
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director.
With that said and done, on with the show!
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Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
1) Collecting the Cast
In some little corner of the dimensional universe sits and 1800s style stage theater. At the current moment, the opulent looking theater is closed and empty save for three people on center stage. They are the two shadow girls and I, your favorite crazy director. The three of us sit at a triangle shaped table as a single light shines down on us as we plot great chaos over a large blue print of Otohori Academy.
"Ok, got the plan?" I asked.
"Hai!" the two shadow girls say with big smile.
"Great. Now, let descend upon our unsuspecting prey," I said and cackle with evil laughter as the shadow girls look at me like I'm nutters.
"Ok, evil moment over with," I said and got up from the table to lead them off to stage right where an five foot by ten foot oak wood door with a brass door knob waited for us. A light up sign over the door read "EXIT" but it isn't an ordinary exit door. The door is a special type of portal that will take one who works for the theater to any dimension they want. All one has to do is take hold of the doorknob, whisper their destination and open the door. Then, the other side will be the desired dimension. So I take hold of the doorknob, whisper "Otohori Academy, Utena Realm" to the peephole and open the door. Once we step through, we find ourselves in the Otohori Academy campus during the early afternoon just after classes have let out.
"You two know what do to," I say. The two shadow girls nod and we spilt up as the Mission Impossible theme begins to play out of nowhere, making everyone around us look up in confusion...
* * *
Akio, the white haired devil, was up in his tower observatory looking through his giant telescope surveying his domain and looking down at the little people down below. It was just when he caught a couple in the middle of making love when the Mission Impossible theme came out of nowhere. Akio looked up with this highly confused look on his face and began to look around for the source of the music. Then, out of nowhere...
"YAHHHH!" I shouted. Akio looked up just in time to see me come down from the ceiling with a giant butterfly net. Before he can do anything to defend himself, the net goes over his entire body and he's swept off his feet as I flip the net around to cock the handle over my shoulder. As he struggled to get lose like a rainbow trout out of water, cursing all sorts of obscenities at me, I simply grin and hold my left hand in a "victory" sign before I skip out of the room as the Mission Impossible theme follows us out of the room...
* * *
Utena, Anthy and ChuChu were together in the greenhouse. Utena was reading a book while ChuChu helped Anthy to tend the roses when the Mission Impossible theme began to play from all the roses in the greenhouse. As the trio looked on at this with a mixture of surprise and confusion, a white gas spewed out of the same roses and slow filled the greenhouse. Utena's first reaction was to help Anthy so she led the Rose Bride and her mouse to the exit only to find it locked. When she tried to force it, a Kermit the Frog plushie fell down on the other side and held a sign that read...
"Sorry, this door has been closed due to a major kidnapping plot. Please try to find another exit while you still can."
"What the...?" Utena asked as Anthy and ChuChu passed out at that moment. Utena grabbed Anthy to keep her from falling but she too soon sub came to the gas and collapsed on the floor with Anthy still in her arms. Once she was asleep, all the windows opened at once to clear out the gas as the shadow girls and I marched in with gas masks and we each picked up a person/animal. Shadow Girl A-ko got Utena, Shadow Girl B-ko got Anthy and I got ChuChu.
"Oh! He's so kawaii!" I commented as I held the snoring mouse in my hands.
"How come you get the lightest one?" B-ko asked.
"Because, I caught Akio. Now hurry before we're discovered," I said and we hurried out of the greenhouse as the Mission Impossible theme followed us outside...
* * *
Touga was at home in his luxurious mansion wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist as he made his way into his bathroom for his afternoon shower. Once in the bathroom, he dropped the towel on the floor and stepped into his five foot by five foot standing shower that was built into the corner of the bathroom and had two frosted glass walls. It wasn't until after the water was running and he was about to lather up his washcloth when the Mission Impossible theme was projected from the showerhead. Touga looked up at this with a raised eyebrow and then heard a sputtering noise at his feet. He looked down to see that the water wasn't going down the drain any more. For some strange reason, it had backed up and was beginning to fill the shower!
Touga tried to turn off the shower but no matter which way he turned the knobs the water wouldn't stop. Then he tried to get out of the shower but *gasp* the door was jammed! And when he tried the shoulder the door, Touga was surprised to find that the glass wouldn't break! In fact, the glass had been replaced by Plexiglas to look like frosted glass for showers! Finally, when things couldn't get any worse, the water that poured into the shower began to change to a bright yellow color.
"Wh..what is this?" Touga asked as he raised his right hand to his face, a disgusted look on his face as the color of the water began to remind him of a not so pleasant fluid once shouldn't bathe in. So there was nothing left for Touga to do but stand there and basically panic as the yellow water got higher and higher as the Mission Impossible theme continued to play.
Finally, the water stopped when it got as far as his shoulders and before long the fluid turned into a gel type substance that held him in place.
"Yeah! Our trap worked!" shouted a female voice and the Shadow Girls jumped out of the closet.
"What is the meaning of this?" Touga demanded angrily as the girls looked in at him.
"Wouldn't you like to know," B-ko said with an evil grin that made him gulp.
"Oh, doesn't he look yummy?" A-ko said as she drooled a bit.
"Hey, keep your mind on the job," B-Ko said.
"Sorry," A-ko said. With that, the girls pulled the false shower out of the corner and wheeled it out as the real shower raised itself out of the floor.
* * *
Nanami and her lackeys were on their way to the spot they knew where Anthy got her water for her precious flowers. Nanami was in a foul mood about Utena and she was going to take it out on poor Anthy. So when they reached their destination they saw what looked like Anthy with her back to them. The group silently snuck up behind her and the trio hung back as Nanami approached Anthy. Nanami put her hand on Anthy's shoulder and whipped her around to face Nanami. But everyone was surprised to find that it wasn't Anthy but a mannequin that held her flowerpot that immediately began to play the Mission Impossible theme.
Nanami backed up to her lackeys and once the four of them were together, four barred walls sprung up out of the ground around the surprised girls and a fifth one fell down out of the sky to slam down on top of the other four and thus completed the cage.
"Yes! Trap two complete!" a female voice exclaimed and the shadow girls jumped out of the bushes to wheel off the four girls, three of which were crying as Nanami was acted like a wild animal trying to get out of the cage.
* * *
Sunset.
Juri and Shiori were having a lovely little picnic on the hill. The two are happily eating and chatting when the Mission Impossible theme began to play from the picnic basket.
"Is it supposed to do that?" Juri asked and Shiori shook her head no. Just then, the snap of a rope could be heard and the edges of the blanket were lifted up around the two girls who began to panic as the blanket was lifted up off the ground with them and all the picnic stuff still inside.
"YES!" two female voices shouted and the Shadow Girls jumped down out of the tree. Quickly, they undid the blanket trap enough to tie it up before they dragged away their bundle as Juri and Shiori struggled to get out as the Mission Impossible theme continued to play.
"You, know. I'm starting to get sick of that song," A-ko said.
"Yeah, me too," B-ko said as she nodded in agreement.
* * *
Evening.
Saioinji was walking down the street alone. It was quiet and the click of his heels echoed off the building. So he knew something odd was happening when the lamp posts began to play the Mission Impossible theme just low enough for him to hear the second set of footsteps that were right behind him. Saioinji stopped in his tracks and whirled around to see who was following him only to find that there was no one there just as the sound stopped!
He was beginning to think he was imagining things by the fourth time he checked his back when I showed up out of nowhere in front of him and he gasped.
We stood there...we stared at each other quietly for a couple minutes...
"So..." he started to say when I held up my right hand to show him my pet tarantula Charlie.
"Boo," Charlie said...and you won't believe this...Saoinji shrieked like a little girl before he fell backwards on the ground because he had fainted. I looked down at him with a raised eyebrow as Charlie rolled around on his back in a fit of laughter before I put Charlie away and dragged Saioinji away by his heels.
* * *
Mickey and Kozue were sitting side by side at the grand piano, playing "Sunlit Garden".
"Tell me again why we're playing this?" Kozue asked.
"I don't know," Mickey said as he shrugged. Suddenly, in the middle of the song, the piano took on a life of it's own and began to play...you guessed it...the Mission Impossible theme! Needless to say, this surprised Mickey and Kozue and they jumped away from the piano.
"Argh! Enough already!" the Shadow Girls shouted as they stormed out of the shadows. The piano stopped playing the music and the twins looked at the two girls.
"What's going on here?" Mickey demanded.
"We're here to kidnap you," A-ko said.
"And we ran out of cool trap ideas to use on you," B-ko chimed in and was quickly elbowed by A-ko as Mickey and Kozue looked on with sweat drops by their heads.
"So, you either come along quietly or go down ninja style," A-ko said. The twins looked at each other briefly with smirks before they posed, ready to fight ninja style.
"Ok, have your way," A-ko said and she advanced with B-ko. The four fought all around the room in the style of those old ninja movies before they ended right back where they started.
"We are evenly matched," A-ko said.
"We are honored to fight with you," B-ko said.
"You should be for we have trained..." Kozue started but interrupted by a noise that resembled a gun being fired off. The next thing she knew, this white blur came right at her and forced her against the far wall. Mickey began to turn and call out her name when the noise came again and another white blur forced him against the wall next to his sister. The Shadow Girls looked on with dropped jaw looks to see that Mickey and Kozue were being held against the walls by what looked to be giant webs.
"Can we go now?" a female voice asked and everyone looked up to see me walk out of the shadows with this weird gun.
"Aww!" A-ko whined
"We were having sun," B-ko said.
"Sun?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Fun, we were having fun," B-ko said with a glare.
'Damn typos,' she thought and I rolled my eyebrows.
"Come on, grab the twins and let's head back to the theater," I said.
"Right," the girls said and peeled the twins off the wall. Once they have been collected, the girls carry them on their backs as they follow me out of the room.
"Did you get Saionji?" A-ko asked.
"Yeppers and you won't believe..." I start to say as we leave the room, my voice vanished the moment we are gone.
Then, when the piano is all alone, it came back to life to finish the Mission Impossible theme...and the Shadow Girls jump out of the shadows to attack the piano with axes, explosives and nitroglycerine. Once there is nothing left of the piano but dust, the girls walk out of the room with very pleased looks on their faces.
Next) Casting Call Hyjinx
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director.
With that said and done, on with the show!
_______________________________________________
Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
1) Collecting the Cast
In some little corner of the dimensional universe sits and 1800s style stage theater. At the current moment, the opulent looking theater is closed and empty save for three people on center stage. They are the two shadow girls and I, your favorite crazy director. The three of us sit at a triangle shaped table as a single light shines down on us as we plot great chaos over a large blue print of Otohori Academy.
"Ok, got the plan?" I asked.
"Hai!" the two shadow girls say with big smile.
"Great. Now, let descend upon our unsuspecting prey," I said and cackle with evil laughter as the shadow girls look at me like I'm nutters.
"Ok, evil moment over with," I said and got up from the table to lead them off to stage right where an five foot by ten foot oak wood door with a brass door knob waited for us. A light up sign over the door read "EXIT" but it isn't an ordinary exit door. The door is a special type of portal that will take one who works for the theater to any dimension they want. All one has to do is take hold of the doorknob, whisper their destination and open the door. Then, the other side will be the desired dimension. So I take hold of the doorknob, whisper "Otohori Academy, Utena Realm" to the peephole and open the door. Once we step through, we find ourselves in the Otohori Academy campus during the early afternoon just after classes have let out.
"You two know what do to," I say. The two shadow girls nod and we spilt up as the Mission Impossible theme begins to play out of nowhere, making everyone around us look up in confusion...
* * *
Akio, the white haired devil, was up in his tower observatory looking through his giant telescope surveying his domain and looking down at the little people down below. It was just when he caught a couple in the middle of making love when the Mission Impossible theme came out of nowhere. Akio looked up with this highly confused look on his face and began to look around for the source of the music. Then, out of nowhere...
"YAHHHH!" I shouted. Akio looked up just in time to see me come down from the ceiling with a giant butterfly net. Before he can do anything to defend himself, the net goes over his entire body and he's swept off his feet as I flip the net around to cock the handle over my shoulder. As he struggled to get lose like a rainbow trout out of water, cursing all sorts of obscenities at me, I simply grin and hold my left hand in a "victory" sign before I skip out of the room as the Mission Impossible theme follows us out of the room...
* * *
Utena, Anthy and ChuChu were together in the greenhouse. Utena was reading a book while ChuChu helped Anthy to tend the roses when the Mission Impossible theme began to play from all the roses in the greenhouse. As the trio looked on at this with a mixture of surprise and confusion, a white gas spewed out of the same roses and slow filled the greenhouse. Utena's first reaction was to help Anthy so she led the Rose Bride and her mouse to the exit only to find it locked. When she tried to force it, a Kermit the Frog plushie fell down on the other side and held a sign that read...
"Sorry, this door has been closed due to a major kidnapping plot. Please try to find another exit while you still can."
"What the...?" Utena asked as Anthy and ChuChu passed out at that moment. Utena grabbed Anthy to keep her from falling but she too soon sub came to the gas and collapsed on the floor with Anthy still in her arms. Once she was asleep, all the windows opened at once to clear out the gas as the shadow girls and I marched in with gas masks and we each picked up a person/animal. Shadow Girl A-ko got Utena, Shadow Girl B-ko got Anthy and I got ChuChu.
"Oh! He's so kawaii!" I commented as I held the snoring mouse in my hands.
"How come you get the lightest one?" B-ko asked.
"Because, I caught Akio. Now hurry before we're discovered," I said and we hurried out of the greenhouse as the Mission Impossible theme followed us outside...
* * *
Touga was at home in his luxurious mansion wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist as he made his way into his bathroom for his afternoon shower. Once in the bathroom, he dropped the towel on the floor and stepped into his five foot by five foot standing shower that was built into the corner of the bathroom and had two frosted glass walls. It wasn't until after the water was running and he was about to lather up his washcloth when the Mission Impossible theme was projected from the showerhead. Touga looked up at this with a raised eyebrow and then heard a sputtering noise at his feet. He looked down to see that the water wasn't going down the drain any more. For some strange reason, it had backed up and was beginning to fill the shower!
Touga tried to turn off the shower but no matter which way he turned the knobs the water wouldn't stop. Then he tried to get out of the shower but *gasp* the door was jammed! And when he tried the shoulder the door, Touga was surprised to find that the glass wouldn't break! In fact, the glass had been replaced by Plexiglas to look like frosted glass for showers! Finally, when things couldn't get any worse, the water that poured into the shower began to change to a bright yellow color.
"Wh..what is this?" Touga asked as he raised his right hand to his face, a disgusted look on his face as the color of the water began to remind him of a not so pleasant fluid once shouldn't bathe in. So there was nothing left for Touga to do but stand there and basically panic as the yellow water got higher and higher as the Mission Impossible theme continued to play.
Finally, the water stopped when it got as far as his shoulders and before long the fluid turned into a gel type substance that held him in place.
"Yeah! Our trap worked!" shouted a female voice and the Shadow Girls jumped out of the closet.
"What is the meaning of this?" Touga demanded angrily as the girls looked in at him.
"Wouldn't you like to know," B-ko said with an evil grin that made him gulp.
"Oh, doesn't he look yummy?" A-ko said as she drooled a bit.
"Hey, keep your mind on the job," B-Ko said.
"Sorry," A-ko said. With that, the girls pulled the false shower out of the corner and wheeled it out as the real shower raised itself out of the floor.
* * *
Nanami and her lackeys were on their way to the spot they knew where Anthy got her water for her precious flowers. Nanami was in a foul mood about Utena and she was going to take it out on poor Anthy. So when they reached their destination they saw what looked like Anthy with her back to them. The group silently snuck up behind her and the trio hung back as Nanami approached Anthy. Nanami put her hand on Anthy's shoulder and whipped her around to face Nanami. But everyone was surprised to find that it wasn't Anthy but a mannequin that held her flowerpot that immediately began to play the Mission Impossible theme.
Nanami backed up to her lackeys and once the four of them were together, four barred walls sprung up out of the ground around the surprised girls and a fifth one fell down out of the sky to slam down on top of the other four and thus completed the cage.
"Yes! Trap two complete!" a female voice exclaimed and the shadow girls jumped out of the bushes to wheel off the four girls, three of which were crying as Nanami was acted like a wild animal trying to get out of the cage.
* * *
Sunset.
Juri and Shiori were having a lovely little picnic on the hill. The two are happily eating and chatting when the Mission Impossible theme began to play from the picnic basket.
"Is it supposed to do that?" Juri asked and Shiori shook her head no. Just then, the snap of a rope could be heard and the edges of the blanket were lifted up around the two girls who began to panic as the blanket was lifted up off the ground with them and all the picnic stuff still inside.
"YES!" two female voices shouted and the Shadow Girls jumped down out of the tree. Quickly, they undid the blanket trap enough to tie it up before they dragged away their bundle as Juri and Shiori struggled to get out as the Mission Impossible theme continued to play.
"You, know. I'm starting to get sick of that song," A-ko said.
"Yeah, me too," B-ko said as she nodded in agreement.
* * *
Evening.
Saioinji was walking down the street alone. It was quiet and the click of his heels echoed off the building. So he knew something odd was happening when the lamp posts began to play the Mission Impossible theme just low enough for him to hear the second set of footsteps that were right behind him. Saioinji stopped in his tracks and whirled around to see who was following him only to find that there was no one there just as the sound stopped!
He was beginning to think he was imagining things by the fourth time he checked his back when I showed up out of nowhere in front of him and he gasped.
We stood there...we stared at each other quietly for a couple minutes...
"So..." he started to say when I held up my right hand to show him my pet tarantula Charlie.
"Boo," Charlie said...and you won't believe this...Saoinji shrieked like a little girl before he fell backwards on the ground because he had fainted. I looked down at him with a raised eyebrow as Charlie rolled around on his back in a fit of laughter before I put Charlie away and dragged Saioinji away by his heels.
* * *
Mickey and Kozue were sitting side by side at the grand piano, playing "Sunlit Garden".
"Tell me again why we're playing this?" Kozue asked.
"I don't know," Mickey said as he shrugged. Suddenly, in the middle of the song, the piano took on a life of it's own and began to play...you guessed it...the Mission Impossible theme! Needless to say, this surprised Mickey and Kozue and they jumped away from the piano.
"Argh! Enough already!" the Shadow Girls shouted as they stormed out of the shadows. The piano stopped playing the music and the twins looked at the two girls.
"What's going on here?" Mickey demanded.
"We're here to kidnap you," A-ko said.
"And we ran out of cool trap ideas to use on you," B-ko chimed in and was quickly elbowed by A-ko as Mickey and Kozue looked on with sweat drops by their heads.
"So, you either come along quietly or go down ninja style," A-ko said. The twins looked at each other briefly with smirks before they posed, ready to fight ninja style.
"Ok, have your way," A-ko said and she advanced with B-ko. The four fought all around the room in the style of those old ninja movies before they ended right back where they started.
"We are evenly matched," A-ko said.
"We are honored to fight with you," B-ko said.
"You should be for we have trained..." Kozue started but interrupted by a noise that resembled a gun being fired off. The next thing she knew, this white blur came right at her and forced her against the far wall. Mickey began to turn and call out her name when the noise came again and another white blur forced him against the wall next to his sister. The Shadow Girls looked on with dropped jaw looks to see that Mickey and Kozue were being held against the walls by what looked to be giant webs.
"Can we go now?" a female voice asked and everyone looked up to see me walk out of the shadows with this weird gun.
"Aww!" A-ko whined
"We were having sun," B-ko said.
"Sun?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Fun, we were having fun," B-ko said with a glare.
'Damn typos,' she thought and I rolled my eyebrows.
"Come on, grab the twins and let's head back to the theater," I said.
"Right," the girls said and peeled the twins off the wall. Once they have been collected, the girls carry them on their backs as they follow me out of the room.
"Did you get Saionji?" A-ko asked.
"Yeppers and you won't believe..." I start to say as we leave the room, my voice vanished the moment we are gone.
Then, when the piano is all alone, it came back to life to finish the Mission Impossible theme...and the Shadow Girls jump out of the shadows to attack the piano with axes, explosives and nitroglycerine. Once there is nothing left of the piano but dust, the girls walk out of the room with very pleased looks on their faces.
Next) Casting Call Hyjinx