It was a beautiful sunny morning in late May when Quinn, Mercedes, Tina and Rachel were standing around Santana's Black SUV chatting. It han been half an hour, and there was no sight of either Britt or San…They said they were just ducking back inside to check they had turned the hair straightener off…No one had questioned why both of them had needed to go. Now they realised they really should of…

"They might not be...you know" Tina muttered uncertainly "maybe Santana needed something to eat! We all know how much that girl can eat…That's it! I bet you Santana is just having a sandwich…I heard her tell Britt she wanted one earlier" Tina said, a victorious look on her face.

Just at that moment a VERY loud moan drifted down from one of the upstairs windows.

"Gurl…I think San might be eating something else right now!" Mercedes said with a grin.

The other's all turned to each other looking frustrated and gross out, but not in the slightest bit surprised.

Quinn stormed over to the house, banging the wall on each word.

"SANTANA. LOPEZ. GET. YOUR. ASS. DOWN. HERE. RIGHT. NOW." Quinn screamed. The other's laughed. They heard a murmur upstairs, then a giggle.

"MY ASS IS NEEDED ELSEWHERE" Santana screamed back in a somewhat muffled manner.

"The nerve of her. Ugh". And with that Quinn stormed inside.

20 minutes, several curse words, and several inappropriate hand gestures later they were finally leaving! Every May since high school Santana, Brittany, Rachel and Quinn had travelled to California for two weeks. This year, they had decided to invite Tina and Mercedes along.

"This song is shit" Santana stated flatly, staring out the front window, eyes on the road.

"Excuse me Santana. You did not just say that. "Don't Rain on my Parade" is arguably Barbra's best song…It's my favourite song, and has been since forever! You should know that by NOW" Rachel spat back looking astounded Santana would even DARE insult Barbra in front of her.

"Does that fact you just stated 'It's my favourite song' not give you a very major clue as to why I said it was shit?" Brittany and Quinn looked at each other trying to stifle a giggle. It was always entertaining when their girlfriend's argued.

"Whatever. Just because you like to listen to Tata Young singing about short skirts…"

"What can I say…I like short skirts", Santana glanced up at the rear view mirror catching Brittany's eye and winked. Brittany smirked.

"Mmm…She really does! There was this one time where she dressed up li-"

"BRITTANY"

The other's burst into fits of laughter, Santana's face growing redder by the second. Brittany looked into the mirror and stuck her tongue out at Santana. She never missed an opportunity to tease her girl.

"No. I'm SURE this is the right road!" Santana spat at Quinn, who just rolled her eyes at Santana.

"Don't roll your eyes at me!"

"Well I wouldn't if you actually knew where you were going!"

"I do!"

"The GPS seems to think you don't!" It had been flashing "unknown location" for the past hour.

"And you trust that shitty piece of metal over me?"

"Santana. Turn around. For all we know, you're driving us into some death trap. I will not let you almost kill us once AGAIN"

"I have never!"

This is when Tina piped up. "What about that time when I got bitten by a spider and you told me, and I quote 'toughen up, girl Asian'. I ended up in hospital!"

"Or that one time, you spilt water, didn't tell me, and I slipped and broke my arm" Mercedes added.

"Or that time wher-"

This sent Santana over the edge.

"ESCUCHA! SOY DE LIMA HEIGHTS ADJACENTS Y YO TENGO ORGULLO! SABES LO QUE PASA EN LIMA HEIGHTS ADJACENTS? COSAS MALAS!"

This only sent the others into frenzied cries of laughter. In between racks of hysterical laughing, and desperate gulps to regain her breath, Rachel managed to stammer, "You…really think…we still…think...Lima Height…Adjacent is…REAL?" This only caused the others to laugh more.

It only took 45 minutes of Brittany calming Santana down, and they were back on track, Mercedes behind the wheel. Brittany had worked wonders. Not only had Santana calmed down, she had even stopped muttering death threats under her breath! She even seemed to be happy at the moment…The other's weren't surprised though, Brittany was the only one who could ever get Santana to drop the Lima Heights 'ghetto' act in under an hour. Though, they did wonder if it had something to do with the fact Brittany had whispered something about short skirts and the fact Santana's hand were now roaming Britt's chest as they made out on the back seat.

"Uh. Is sex all that girl thinks about?" Rachel muttered.

"Pretty much" Quinn replied.

"Well I don't really blame her…" They all stared at Mercedes in surprise, Tina with an eyebrow cocked. "Well look at the Britt… It's not surprising". They all turned to look at the back seat, slightly confused at Mercedes sudden, "gay outburst". A very clear view of Brittany's ass greeted them…Brittany's ass, which was now being heavily groped by Santana…

"Oh my god. Why can they NEVER keep in their pants? It's only like an hour till we get there," Quinn said, huffing in disbelief.

"Let them go – It's keeping Santana quiet," said Tina.

"Ugh fine. Can someone at least keep an eye on them though? I do NOT want them going at it in the back seat of the car while we are all in here. I'm grossed enough being here just thinking about what has probably happened on each of these seats. I do NOT need a live preview of my suspicions!" They all just laughed.

"Mmm. This smells delicious!" Brittany murmured into Santana's ear. They had arrived and settled in about 30 minutes ago. It had been nearly two whole hours since Santana had eaten and as she was starving, she and Britt had chosen to cook dinner. Well, Santana was stirring the pot and Brittany was hugging her from behind snuggling into her girlfriend's hair. Moments passed as the just stood taking each other in.

"I love you" Britt said.

"I love you more," Santana flashed a cheeky grin over her shoulder.

"Oh really?" Brittany stood up straight and cocked an eyebrow. "You want to play that game?"

She leaned in and kissed Santana, who immediately ditched the cooking, turned and wrapped her arms around Britt's neck. When Brittany's tongue pushed it's way into Santana's mouth she let out a small moan. They stood leaning against the bench like this until the others walked in.

"Jesus. Chirst." Quinn said. "7 years after high school, and I'm still catching them in the exact same circumstances as when we were fifteen" she muttered more to herself than anyone else. "Break it up you two!" She walked past Brittany giving her a not so gentle shove on the shoulder. They pulled apart blushing.

"So uh…uh...how...uh does pasta suit everyone for...uh...umm dinner?" Santana asked not pulling her eyes away from Britt's very red lips.

"Well once you pull your eyes away from Brittany, get your self out of 'Santana's sex mode', and remember how to speak English…Dinner would be highly welcomed" Quinn said. Brittany giggled.

"So Tina, how are you, Mike and Mike Jr. going these days?" Mercedes asked, sitting down on the couch.

"We are great! Mike Jr. turned 2 a few weeks back! The Chang-Chang household is busy, I can tell you that!" The others laughed, though Brittany and Santana had no idea what was going on…they were just gazing at each other.

"How's life treating you?"

Mercedes smiled, "Things are great! Sam is good, still doing Avatar impressions at all the wrong times!" They all giggled about this.

"Okay guys…Dinner is ready!" Santana announced. She grabbed down 6 bowls and served a generous serve into each plate.

"Oh San, I wont eat that much!" Tina quickly stated, astonished at the small mountain of the food Santana had just handed her. Brittany leaned over, "Just take it…San'll eat your left overs" She pulled away giggling. Tina smiled back.

"Wow Satan…I mean Santana…This is beautiful! I didn't know you could cook"

"Okay, I'm going to choose to ignore the nickname…But thanks Wheezy…You may be astonished to learn, there were many things I never told you about myself in high school!" The sarcasm was tangible. Mercedes just rolled her eyes but smiled over at Santana. Santana smiled back.

"Okay, who wants to play a board game or something?" Brittany asked.

"Uh I don't know…" Quinn muttered

"Is that really the best-" Rachel started

"Yes! I would LOVE to Britt!" Santana beamed at Brittany, who smiled even bigger back.

*cou-"whipped"-gh* *cou-"whipped"-gh*

Santana who had jumped up to get her girl a game, turned around and shot the other's one of her infamous 'Santana Lopez glares'. They just giggled.

Almost an hour later, Rachel, Quinn, Tina and Mercedes huffed in defeat. Santana and Brittany had just one the 20th round of Pictionary in a row.

"How on earth did you get "Lady Gaga" from that?" Rachel asked pointing at Santana's drawing. It was a love heart, and a scribble.

"Obvious. The love heart obviously refers to me, and I'm a lady…and a scribble is like...the international symbol of crazy...What's another word for crazy? Gaga. Dah"

They all just starred at her in disbelief.

Rachel turned to Tina, "My suspicion that they share a brain has now been confirmed". Tina laughed.

"Well guys, I think it might be time to head off"

"Yeah you're right Mercedes...It's getting late!" Rachel agreed.

"Yeah cause we have such a big week ahead of us! So much sleeping in, lounging in the sauna and floating in the pool ahead! It's exhausting to think about it!"

Rachel just rolled her eyes at Quinn. She smiled the whole time though.

"Guys, Brittany and I are going to stay out here for a while and watch a movie"

"Oh god. Really Lopez? Watch a movie. We all know how that is going to end…Can't you just do it in your room? Don't contaminate the couch too!"

"Ugh gross. Good night everybody. I'm going to bed." Mercedes walked down the hall and when to turn left…

"Cedes…Don't go in there…that's their room. You'll probably get pregnant just from walking in there…"

"And how exactly would she get when it's only ever US in there"

"Ugh, you two go at it so much, you probably could make a baby from the sheer amount of ju-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH! QUINN. BED NOW. LETS GO. BRITTANY. SANTANA. TRY AND KEEP IN QUIET TONIGHT"

And with that, Rachel grabbed Quinn by the hand and dragged her off to their room.

"Guess who's not getting any tonight?" Santana laughed watching Rachel and Quinn both looking pissed.

Brittany giggled.

"Hmm. What should we watch?"

"Mmm, what about 'The Proposal'?. Watching that sounds fabulous to me".

And with that, San popped in the disk and cuddled up on the couch with Brittany. It wasn't long before they had forgotten the movie was even playing.

"So, how did everyone sleep?" Brittany asked as the Tina and Mercedes shuffled into the lounge room. Rachel and Quinn were already snuggled on the couch whispering about something, giggling.

"Well thanks Britt", Tina answered, "You're looking happy this morning!"

"Always happy!" Brittany smiled at everyone, "Who's ready for some breakfast?"

"Yes. Please. Food. Now", Quinn basically ran to where Brittany was standing.

"Okay so, bacon for you. Fakon for Rachel. Three eggs for Tina, and a bowl of cheerios for Cedes! Here you go guys!"

She handed every one the respective bowl, and they sat at the bar, munching away.

"Aren't you eating Britt?"

"I'll wait till Sanny gets up"

"Speaking of, where is Satan?" Tina asked.

Rachel and Quinn were still whispering, occasionally glancing at Brittany, and then giggling.

"Tana's still asleep. You know she doesn't function well with out enough sleep…We were up till almost 4"

"I don't even want to know...I'm just going to assume the DVD you put on was very, very long"

Suddenly Rachel and Quinn were howling laughing about something.

"What's up with you two?" Mercedes asked. They continued just to laugh. The others rolled their eyes and went back to their breakfast.

"Brittany, why is it...", Rachel laughed, "that you have a pair of panties in your pocket, that seem to read "spank me". She couldn't help herself. Brittany looked down, and sure enough Rachel was right. The others nearly feel of their stools laughing.

"Oh god..." Brittany muttered, turning redder by the second, "I forgot about these…"

She hurried to hide them. The other's continued laughing, Rachel and Quinn almost crying.

"Sorry. We had to." Quinn grinned over at the others. They all just laughed.

"So, what are everyone's plans for the day?" Brittany asked attempting to change the subject. Just then a very tired looking Santana emerged from the hall. Brittany immediately ran over giving her a big hug, and just as big kiss.

"Hey" Britt said pulling back, taking in Santana's dishevelled hair. She looked as beautiful as ever.

"Hi", Santana replied smiling widely, Brittany grinned back down at her.

"You look beautiful", she murmured. Sometimes she couldn't believe how much she loved Santana.

"Not as beautiful as you" San replied. Brittany just responded by nuzzling into San's neck.

"Quick tip though, to avoid any more jokes from the others, you might want to brush your hair…it's very obvious" Brittany winked untangling her hands from around Santana.

"Oh and by the way...The others saw your new favourite pair of panties...I forgot I was carrying them around", Brittany just poked out her tongue and then walked back over the counter. San followed and they begun making their breakfast together.

"My god. They are more in love every time you see them" Mercedes stated.

"I know..." Tina started "I swear…So many times I thought to my self, 'There it is. The ridiculously-in-love icing on the San and Britt cake', and they go right ahead add another layer!" They watched the couple cooking breakfast, whispering to each other, standing unnecessarily close.

"You know, it's been like that since they met" Quinn piped up.

"Wait what? What do you mean?"

"Brittany was always the only one who could ever get Santana to crack a smile like that." Just as she said it, Brittany must have said something particularly funny and Santana threw head her head back in laughter.

"Like, how long are we talking here? Since elementary?"

"Since day one" Quinn said.

"What? No way" Mercedes replied "How?"

"Well, it was about three weeks into kindergarten and Brittany was just starting. She came in a started blabbering away about the school's lack of unicorns or something. Two boys went over to her, and started picking on her. They were saying she was stupid, and telling her the unicorns didn't exist… Now Santana Lopez was the kid no one spoke to because every time they did, she'd either hit them, or insult them till they were crying. Even in kindy she had earned the name 'Satan'", Mercedes snickered at this.

"So anyway, the kids were picking on Britt when, from the back of the class, walked Santana Lopez. Now like, all the other kids freaked! Santana never left that corner! She walked right over to them, pushed over the first kid, and punched the second one in the face!"

"WHAT?" The other's looked astonished.

"And you wont believe what happened next. The two boys were on the ground, and she stood over them and said, and I quote, "I'm from a place called Lima Heights Adjacent...You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? COSA MALAS"

"No way. In kindergarten?" Mercedes cried!

"Yep. Kindergarten. Then, she turned around, offered her hand to Brittany, and led her down the back"

"No way"

"Yep. And that was the first day, anybody in that school saw Santana Lopez smile."

"You've got to be kidding"

"Nup, and they've been like this all the way through to now. I can't believe it took them 16 years to work it out"

"My god" Tina, Rachel and Mercedes could hardly believe it.

They looked back over at the others who were now flicking small bits of scrambled egg onto each other's faces, hysterically giggling. Brittany licked at small piece off Santana's cheek, who immediately cupped her face and smothered her with kisses.

"God. They are too cute" Mercedes said.

"It just seems so...easy for them…It just feels like the reason they were put on this planet was to love each other"

"When they've not constantly tyring to go at, they are so cute...I have a theory that if you watched them for over a minute, your heart would probably just turn to mush". The group laughed at this.

A few hours later they were finally all ready.

"So guys, plan?" Rachel asked

"Lets say, every one do their own thing for the morning, then we meet for lunch at around two, then we can spend the arvo all together?" Santana asked.

"Damn, you sure you'll last that long without food?"

"Yes Tina. I will be fine"

"Good! Just checking" She poked her tongue out at San, "Cedes, wanna go check out the pool?"

"Sounds like a plan!What are you and Berry gonna do Quinn?"

"We thought we might head to the sauna"

"What about you Satan? Gonna go terrorize some small children?"

"No actually. Just planning to have some really hot, great, lesbian sex with my girlfriend here."

"Oh god… I'm leaving…Come on Tina!"

"Wasn't it just yesterday, you were perving at Britt 'Cedes?"

"I said. Let's go."

Rachel turned to Santana, stifling a giggle.

"You guys wanna join us?"

"As much as we'd love to...I wants to gets my mack on"

Rachel cocked an eyebrow.

"No Rachel, we wont be coming…" Brittany clarified, noticing the confused look Rachel was wearing,

A sly smirk formed across Santana's face. She turned and begun to walk away, calling over her shoulder, "Just because we're not going with them doesn't mean we won't be 'coming' Britt"