Introductory chapter: Gluttony.

waves Hello to you all here on Fanfiction.net! This is my longest solo written fanfic I've posted, like, ever. I usually write silly 'icle vignettes that leave everyone scratching their heads and going 'huh?' but, enjoy this. Actually, you might go 'huh?' with this as well (I named the introductory chapter, for Force's sake).

It's a Post AoTC, Pre Ep3, which means there WILL BE DARK ANAKIN IN IT, but not that dark. Remember, this is not my idea of what is going to happen in Ep 3, and I hope to God, the Force, Yoda in a pink bikini, WHATEVER, that Our dear Lord Lucas does not read this and get inspired.

Just to let you know, I'm putting a huge Authors Note in the beginning, so the story flows without me rambling at the beginning of each chapter.

This whole story is dedicated to Master Eljay, my best friend and Jedi Master. You have inspired me to write things I never knew were ever in my feeble, procrastinating mind and I am eternally greatful for all the help, all the encouragement and all the love you have given me. You are a credit to the Jedi order, and I am phenomenally proud to be known as your Padawan. Also, kudos to her for thinking up the name for the fic. claps

This is also to be known as a little hello and thank you to Arldetta for her lovely e-mail to me after I simply commented on her awesome writing prowess.

Because I can't format things properly here is a key for you:

writing denotes sounds written phonetically (eg. Vader breathing) ~writing~ denotes personal thoughts; internal monologue. //writing// is speech across a Master/Padawan training bond {writing} denotes a vision

Confused? I hope so. It's pretty clear what's what, and I have the uttermost faith in the extent of your cognitive powers.

Obviously, none of this belongs to me. Not even Anakin's leather trousers, damnit. George is great, George is good, Alleluia. All praise the most almighty Lucas.

Right, I think that's all I want to say, so have lots of Fun, all. Onwards to chapter 1: Sloth.