I don t own Naruto!
It was early morning at the Akatsuki Apartment Complex. Actually it was the Akatsuki Base, but it was made up of an apartment complex that Kakuzu had bought.
The early spring breeze entered the open kitchen window.
Bird s music filled the air until it was rudely interrupted by the morning wakeup call that was caused by a certain Jasinist and the money loving partner.
As always, there argument grew more and more intense until Deidara stepped in and broke it up, or Pein just hit the two in the head.
The argument was about who would cook. The thing was, no one could cook.
Kisame would stay away from anything that was fish, and or make the food completely runny.
Zetsu would make something healthy.
Deidara would make the food explode.
Sasori would poison it.
Kakuzu would cook with cheap crap.
Itachi would burn it.
Konan just wouldn t cook.
Pein well long story...
Hidan just can t cook.
And Tobi...no one would ever even let Tobi into the kitchen, let alone allow him to cook.
So pretty much the argument was pointless.
The Akatsuki had school that day, and always they were running late.
Let s just save money and not eat anything we re late anyway. Kakuzu said.
Hell no! Kakuzu, I m hungry and I want to eat! Hidan shouted.
We have to go so make up your mind. Pein said, very aggravated.
I will blow you up if we don t go in the next three minutes, un.
Fine! The Jasinist gave up.
The Akatsuki made it to their garage were the Akatsuki Mobile was.
The Akatsuki Mobile is a black van that seats all of them, and it has red clouds on the front and sides of the vehicle.
*Author plays Batman music*
Duna duna duna dun Akatsuki!
*everyone looks around in confusion till the author turns the music off*
Strange... Mumbled Sasori as they piled into the van.
Sadly, it was the loud mouth Hidan s turn to drive.
He started up the Akatsuki Mobile, and started there descent towards school.
They just didn t know things were going to take the turn for the worst.
You re going the wrong way Hidan.
Shut the fuck up I know where I m going!
You re going the wrong direction.
I said shut up.
Still going the wrong way!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KAKUZU!
Turn around!
The rest of the Akatsuki grew nervous at the fight happening in the front seat.
Hell no!
Turn around!
No!
Suddenly, Kakuzu lunged for the steering wheel.
Both of them fought for control.
The Akatsuki Mobile came to a stop as the members jerked forward.
Hidan and Kakuzu managed to crash the van into a tree.
NO! Kakuzu shouted.
You should have let me drive, not grabbed the wheel! Hidan yelled, getting out like the others.
Kakuzu got out and got on the ground, pounding his fists on the dirt.
NOOOOOOO! NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR REPAIRS!
Hidan started laughing.
This is soooo much better than any other shitty day when I pissed you off!
Kakuzu glared at the albino.
Before Hidan knew it, Kakuzu had tackled them.
The others just watched the cloud of dust pick up around the fight, occasionally seeing body parts from the two.
Looks like Kakuzu will also be paying the hospital bill. Zetsu said.
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-Soul Spirit-