The Dumb Death Knight
There was once a warrior who was fighting in battle. Let's go down to the battle and see how he's doing. Derge charged at the skeletons. "Hiya! I'm da best ninja ever!!!" Derge's partner grabbed his arm and pulled him from battle. "You are not a ninja, and they're called rogues, not ninjas. Get that into your brainless head," Dan hissed. "Derge replied, " Okee Dokee buddy. And, um, where's the potty? I really have to go." Dan sighed. "Piss in the bushes. We don't have time to find a structure." Dan really hated his partner. Maybe, if he was lucky, Derge would die in battle. He doubted it though.
Derge stared at his teammate. He looked pretty mad. "Can you help me use the po----" "No!!!" shouted Dan. "O.K." said Derge, and then he pulled down his pants right in front of Dan. "That's disgusting! I don't need to see you having a boner! Just get out of here you worthless piece of shit!!!" Screamed Dan. Everyone turned and looked at him. "What are you all looking at?!" Yelled Dan, red faced. "Your head looks like a hairy tomato." Commented Derge. Dan glared at him, and then Derge peed on his head. "All better. I don't have to go anymore." Derge smiled. He felt the urge to go pee very bad, and he couldn't hold it any longer, so he went. He hoped Dan didn't mind. "Let's just go out to fight some more," sighed Dan, "And no more of this ninja business. Got that?" "Yes sir!!!" Derge yelled gleefully. He charged the skeletons once again at full speed.
He ran to the center of the skeleton army. "Hiya skeletons!! What's up today?" the undead and skeletons just looked at him hungrily. "What? Is there a hot fudge sundae around here or something?" The skeletons just stared at him some more. He got a goofy grin on his face. He walked up to a skeleton and held out his hand. "My name is Derge, and you are?" He asked. The skeleton raised its sword and, with one swift motion, cut off his hand.