Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or places in this story. These belong to George R. R. Martin + Capcom.

Characters in cover pic:

SEAN BEAN – Eddard Stark

ISAAC HEMPSTEAD-WRIGHT – Bran Stark

MICHELLE FAIRLEY – Catelyn Stark

RICHARD MADDEN – Robb Stark

KIT HARRINGTON – Jon Snow

SOPHIE TURNER – Sansa Stark

MAISIE WILLIAMS – Arya Stark

PETER DINKLAGE – Tyrion Lannister

CHARLES DANCE – Tywin Lannister

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE – Brienne

EMILIA CLARKE – Daenerys Targaryan

SALLY CAHILL – Ada Wong

Hi my name is Eddard Stark. I live in Westeros in the town of Winterfell. I have brown hair with spikes in the front. I have a wife named Catelyn and some children: Robb, Sansa, Bran, Rickon and Arya. Today I was sitting on some moss in the Godswood. I was cleaning my Master Sword replica in the pool next to the Weirwood. I wore a black shirt that said Final Fantasy XIII on the front and some grey jogging pants. From the left of my vision I saw my lady wife coming over to me.

"I'm so sorry my love," she said. "King Robert is coming to Winterfell for Anime North."

"Desu!?" I yelled. "This cannot be."

"He will be here within the fortnight. Also there has been a deserter from the Night's Watch."

"Bloody hell." I replied in a way reminiscent of Ron Weasley. I left the wood and began preparations with Maester Luwin.

"How goes the preparations maester?"

"Swell." He said. "The Gundam statue has a wire frame already built." I left to go deal with the deserter.

It was snowing outside and it was very cold. I wore an clouk with Akatsuki clouds embroidered on it. My sons (Bran, Rickon and Robb) came too. The crow was already bent over on the wooden slab and he was saying some chant in Japanese. I was angry because I knew it was from and anime but I didn't know which one. My chief of guards, Kageromaru Westerling pointed the handle of my Buster Sword at me. I pulled the cleaver from its sheath; it was heavy because I had not used it in a while. How Cloud used it in the game I would never know. I lifted the sword and said a prayer.

"Moko na shizune konnichiwa hatsune." I said. (It means 'have a nice life in the after life'. I knew Japanese and I was teching my children it too.)

The sword dropped onto his neck and sliced through. A fountain of blood went out of his head and got on my cloak but it was OK because it was black and bloody anyway. I said something else in Japanese and then went over to my son Bran.

"Do you know why I had to do it son?"

"Because he was a deserter. You must behead them when they leave the Wall."

"That's my boy. Remember to finish watching Akira tonight. Luwin is giving you a quiz on the morrow."

"Aye lord father."

I left to cleanup duty to my soldiers and strolled to the Godswood to clean up my Buster Sword.

I arrived at the pool where I was earlier. My wife Catelyn was sitting in the pool crying.

"Eddard!" she yelled. "You must come quickly….. Jon Arryn is dead!"

" What do I care? He was old an also a stupid prep." I always hated him because he wasn't an Otaku. Catelyn was sad because they dated when they were ~17. They broke up though and then she married me. Cat still has feelings for him (Not in that way because Cat is an honest woman who would never cheat you idiot). They are just friends. Catelyn cried and I comforted her. I then went back to the castle, ate some sushi and went to bed.