Note: Sorry this is so short but this is my first attempt at a humor fanfiction and I didn't know if anyone would like it. If you do like it then review and I'll update. (P.S-I not slamming any particular character, I just wrote this and my best friend Jadu Skia said I should post it so I did. It was supposed to be funny but I guess it's up to you (the reader) to decide.)

Disclaimer: I don'y own Yu-Gi-Oh! or related characters. Also I don't own the song 'Stacie's Mom'.

I do own: the 'Sock Song' and 'Drunken Jiggle Bells' so don't copy without permission! Also Mikey Jason was a chara from one of my friends' stories. He was suppose to Michel Jackson's younger twin and was very funny. Too bad it can't be posted, but the guidelines of the site won't allow it.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Wines and Spirits

Yugi rushed to answer the doorbell, which was ringing noisily. He opened it to reveal Joey, Tea and Tristan.

"OMG guys, I can't believe you're finally here!! I think Yami's finally lost it!!"

Joey raised an eyebrow and asked,

"Just whatta mean lost it??" A loud crash came echoing through the store as if to answer his question. Just then Yami appeared in a Care-bears T-shirt, pink boxers and stocking feet dancing with a coat hanger while singing,

"Stacie, baby can't you see

You're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong

But I'm in love with Stacie's mom!!" Then he bowed and ran around singing,

"My socks are cool

My socks are blaze

I eat them too

They put me in this daze."

"Oh my word…is Yami really singing about eating his socks…" Tea asked. Then Yami turned around with a Hanes tube sock sticking half-way out of his mouth. He smiled stupidly and slurped the sock like spaghetti. He gulped and rubbed his stomach happily. Then he proceeded to grab and hand full of sugar from the candy jar…

"No Yami don't do it, you're already messed up enough, you don't need sugar."

Crunch, slurp, lick and it was gone. Then Yami's eyes got all huge and had big hearts in them and he said in a cutesy voice,

"I love you, give me a hug…"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh," The four friends screamed and ran to Bakura's house to see if Ryou was home and could hide them from Yami. But when Ryou answered the door he looked exhausted. He was about to ask what they wanted when a loud Clisssshhhhhh cut through the air as Bakura crashed through the front window in a 'Blues Clues' costume riding on a broom. He yelled/singed,

"Mops are beautiful because their soapy, you're welcome." Ryou sighed and explained,

"He was fine last night, well as fine as Bakura always is anyway. He woke me up this morning just to ask me where the mop was and told me that he was going to stalk it. Okay, that's weird beyond all reason…" The group turned to see Bakura whispering in the mops 'ear'. Ryou shook his head,

"He confiding to it," then in a whisper he said, "Bakura thinks it's Mikey Jason and he wanted to date it."

Then Yami ran up and foot-ball tackled Ryou to the ground and grabbed his socks and ran down the drive-way to where Bakura was trying to fly like 'Harry Potter' on his mop. Yami proceeded to eat the socks and stood staring a Bakura and his 'Michel mop'.

"Whoa, what hit me?? Ryou asked.

"Yami did…and he stole your socks…" Tristan answered. Bakura looked down at his bare feet and asked,

"Dare I ask what he wanted them for??" Yugi answered,

"He…uhh…he ate them…and mine…and his…" Ryou looked at him with a 'and I thought Bakura was acting weird' look.

All the sudden a big black limo pulled up and out stepped Pegasus in a pink to-to and his silver white hair was done up in and afro. As soon as he got out he started singing,

"Dashing to the bar

In my limousine

Taking spirits far

With my Ice Cream

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Spirit with sexy mop

A one with the Hanes

We're all goin a riddin'

In a one gay open plane

Magic spells, Seto smells

Bakura is so gay

This whole deal

Is surreal

That's what I gotta say, Hey!"

"Oh-no, not Pegasus ta…dis is becoming really scary all the suddin'," Joey said slowly backing away from the three insane guys.

"Hey I just realized, this weird craziness seems to only be affecting the spirits and Pegasus…I wonder if it affected Ishizu, Marik or Seto?"

"There's only one way to find out…I think…if we can stand it we should go see if Kaiba burned down Kaiba Corp. yet…"