Today was a nice day for a parade. The wind's cool breeze clashed with the sun's warm rays. The road stretched on for miles, giving enough room for anyone to sit around. To top it off, there was a reason to celebrate: the local school's football team has made it to the finals!
The school was quite busy for the big event. The art class was making parade floats, the auto shop was tuning up rides for the football stars, the publishing committee was typing up their latest headlines. Of course a parade wouldn't be complete without a marching band!
Our story begins after the end of band practice. Two drummers, Steve and Dan, were taking their break by idly chatting with one another.
Dan says, "so I hear you're dating with Megan."
Steve replies, "that's right! She sure knows how to play a mean trumpet, if you catch my drift."
ALL OF A SUDDEN A GIANT ALIEN BURST THROUGH THE WALL!
"HOLY CRAP A GIANT ALIEN!" SCREAMED DAN.
THE ALIEN ROARED "BLARGH I AM LORD GAYROS16 AND I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU ALL BECAUSE I GAVE THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS STEROIDS BUT THEY DIDN'T PAY ME BACK SO NOW I WILL KILL PEOPLE UNTIL THEY DO!"
STEVE CRIED "OH NO! QUICK DAN LETS TRANSFORM INTO OUR SUPER HERO FORMS!"
"OKAY!" AND THEY DID.
THE ALIEN GASPS. "DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER MAN? THE POLICE SAID YOU TWO DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!"
DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER MAN SAY "OUR HEARTS WILL STOP BEATING ONLY WHEN EVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!"
THEN THERE A BIG FIGHT. BUT DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER MAN COULDN'T BEAT THE GIANT ALIEN BECAUSE THE GIANT ALIEN HAD A LASER SHIELD.
"OH NO A LASER SHIELD" CRIED DRUMMER MAN. "WE CANNOT BYPASS THE LASER SHIELD SO MUST RETREAT AND FIND A WAY TO DEACTIVATE THE LASER SHIELD SO WE CAN HIT THE GIANT ALIEN."
"GOOD IDEA" SAID DRUMMER MAN. "LET US GO ASK THE WIZARD FOR HELP."
DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER GOT ON THEIR SCOOTERS AND DROVE AWAY FROM THE BATTLE. THEY WENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE THE PRINCIPAL WAS REALLY THE WIZARD.
"ALAKAZAM!" CHANTED THE WIZARD. "WHY DO YOU APPROCH ME?"
"WE NEED TO TURN OFF THE LASER SHIELD OR ELSE THE ALIEN WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING" SAID DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER MAN.
THE WIZARD SAYS "OKAY" AND GETS RID OF THE LASER SHIELD WITH MAGICAL POWERS.
"OH NO I AM DEFENSELESS" CRIED THE GIANT ALIEN.
DRUMMER MAN AND DRUMMER MAN PUNCHED THE ALIEN TO OBLIVION AND SAVED THE DAY. SO SINCE THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN TAKEN OF I DECIDED TO TURN THEM BACK TO NORMAL AND QUICKLY END THIS AWFUL STORY.
Dan takes a look at his watch and gasps. "Oh man, we better get going!"
Steve nods. "Let's give it our all, man."
And so the two drummers parted for their latest debut. The end.