First Fanfic! WOOOO! Author note, improvements will be made, so don't worry. Not based off of anything but real life! I'm excited, let's go!

Chapter 1: I COOK RICE!


Today I cooked rice for breakfast.

Umm, nothing else to talk about….

Oh! I forgot, my name is Kyle Lavender and I am in a hell hole of a high school. Every day is test after test and the teachers are horrible and 11th grade sucks and oh god why. And (probably) the only reason I haven't killed myself is for my girlfriend Levvy Catnip.

Okay, so maybe we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet….

And maybe I still haven't told her I like her….

And maybe I don't know if she knows I exist…

Still! The point is I will talk to her today, no matter what! Locking eyes is close to saying hi, right? Probably…

POV switch, third person

As Kyle tried over and over, he just didn't have the balls to tell her. So he went to his friend, Michael Indigo.

"Just say hi."

"But I can't!"

"Okay how about this, I'll make a deal with you. Say hi to her, and I won't punch you in the arm over and over."

Note: Michael is about half a foot taller than Kyle, and he can punch.

"But what if she – OW! Fuck! What the hell?"

"Tell her."

"No, I'm not going to even if you – OW! Stop!"

"Let me make this clearer. TELL. HER."

"Okay fine! My god, Michael."

So Kyle went near her. "I can do this" he thought. "Super easy just have to—"

"Finally talking to her?"

This would be Victoria Nightwing, a gothic teenager that loves to *COUGH* "help" *COUGH* relationships.

"Victoria! What's up?"

"You have to tell her. It would be adorable."

"SHUT UP!"

Kyle defiantly said that too loud. Mrs. Ruth heard him loud and clear.

"Excuse me? That is no way to talk to one of your peers. Be nice."

Mrs. Ruth was one of the worst teachers. What she said now is probably the nicest thing she will ever say.

"Yes Mrs. Ruth!"

Kyle checked to see if she left

"You bitch.." he mumbled.

"Well you lost your chance" said Victoria. "Look."

Levvy had already left and gave him a strange look before she went.

"See what you did!?"

"Don't blame me. I am an innocent bystander in this situation."

"FU—"

I'm guessing you are smart enough to know what he was about to say, but he saw Mrs. Ruth again.

"UGH! I gotta get to 7th period. Bye."

Kyle knew something would need to get done. It was time to take some real action. He would do something big.


End of chapter one! Sorry if you hated it, if it was decent you should know it will get better soon. I guess I will make another one tomorrow, which will be longer, btw. Leave a comment on if I should add a lemon or two. #Levvy_X_Kyle!