"Centerfold"

Original Lyrics: J. Geils Band

Mutilated by: Sainte Matthewe, with a little bit of help from La Atressa. Special thanks to Na-Chan, too!

Does he walk, does he talk, does he come complete?

My one-winged, green-eyed angel just pulled me to my feet.

He was pure, like mako, no one could ever stain

The memory of my angel would never cause me pain.

Days go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine

And there's my One-Winged Angel on the pages in between!

My blood runs cold! My memory-card has just been sold! Sephy is the Centerfold! (Sephiroth is the centerfold!)

Toss materia at my chest, while I was thinking about that cloak-like dress

I was shy, I turned away before he caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes, when ever he flashed those mako-blues

Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by

That black and creepy cloaks too magical to touch

To see him in that negligee was really just to much!

My blood runs cold! My memory-card has just been sold! Sephy is the Centerfold! (Sephiroth is the centerfold!)

Na na na na na na...

It's okay, I understand. This ain't no Cetra Promised Land

I hope that when Meteo's gone, I see you with your clothes back on!

Take the buggy yes we will, we'll take the buggy and ride it.

Take it to the Honeybee and take'm off in private.

A part of me has just been ripped, the sanity of my mind stripped.

Oh no, I can't bide it, oh yeah, I guess I'll go buy it!

My blood runs cold! My memory-card has just been sold! Sephy is the Centerfold! (Sephiroth is the centerfold!)

Na na na na na na na na...