Samus Aran's Perfect Plan?
Chapter 1: Samus has a plan
At the smash mansion, Samus Aran was angry. She and her good friend Zelda had
just gotten into a fierce match, and Samus had lost. Samus was so frustrated
that she decided to get revenge.
After hours of thought she came up with two non-lethal, but satisfying plans,
one was to give her a love potion to make her fall for somebody like Gannondorf
or King Dedede (It'd be so humiliating!) or give her a massive weight gain serum
to ruin her figure (It'd be hilarious!). She then decided to put it in a cake.
"I bet Zelda would really like to get a present from me, especially if it's a
'friendship' cake!" Samus was thinking to herself.
But since she wasn't that good at cooking, she decided to use her replicator
instead. Opening the insertion hatch on top of her replicator, Samus got out the
cake recipie she got from peach. "Let's see if this cake tastes as good as it
looks in the picture." Samus put in the cake mix, milk, and eggs when she got
another idea.
"Maybe i should add a dose of both!"
Samus was trying to figure out what could result from using either the love
potion or the weight gain serum in the cake mix. So she went over to her
scenario genenerator and truned it on.
"Computer, display potential results of using Experiment # 20007917 A.K.A.
'Female Love Potion' in friendship cake mix." Samus spoke into the integrated
microphone.
The computer replied: "Confirmed. Processing Request." Images started appearing
onscreen. Samus smiled at the results.
"Okay... Computer, now display potential results of using Experiment #
2007258649 A.K.A. 'Weight Gain Serum' in friendship cake mix." into the
intergrated microphone.
The computer again replied: "Confirmed. Processing Request." Samus was laughing
on the inside at what she saw. So she turned her scenario generator off and went
back to making Zelda's friendship cake.
Samus smiled at her genius "Why should add just the love potion or weight gain
serum when i could add both and see what happens, ahh this is my best idea ever!"
So she took the love potion and weight gain serum, combined the two serums in
the combineinator, and then added the combined mixture to the cake mix. "let's
see what happens when both potions are added to the cake mix." Samus said to
herself. She mixed the cake batter and then shut the insertion hatch and started
the replicatior. Five minutes later... Ding!
"It's done! Now how will i get it to Zelda? I know! i'll call her cell phone!"
Samus said. (note: in my story, every smasher except Snake has a cell phone.)
Samus got out her cell phone and called Zelda.
"Hello?"
"Zelda, are you free?"
"Yes. In fact, i am so BORED right now. you need something?"
"Yeah! i made you a cake and thought maybe you would want to have some."
" You made me a cake? That is so nice of you, Samus. I just LOVE cake!"
"How soon can you get here?"
"I'll come over right now!"
"Great! see you soon!"
'Click!' Samus was like: "Yesssssssss! Zelda took the bait! now all i have to
do is make her eat the WHOLE cake!" Samus heard what sounded like the wind
blowing behind her. She turned around and Zelda was standing in front of her.
Samus was like: "How'd you get here so fast?"
"I used my magic, silly. did you forget or what?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Where's the cake you told me you made?"
"I was just about to take it out of my replicator when you showed up. i'll go do
that right right now." Samus went over to her replicator, pushed the 'eject
finished product' button, and took out the cake.
"Here it is! Doesn't look delicious?" "It looks very good. like when peach made
it."
"Makes you want to eat it with just your hands doesn't it?"
"yeah."
"Then here you go." Samus set the cake on the table in front of zelda.
"Chow down. and don't bother using a fork."
"Oh, and be sure to eat the whole thing. I don't want to have leftovers sitting
around." Now all that was left was to get the desired person to stare Zelda in
the eyes, and She'd dump Link, and be all over DDD or Gannon. The Blonde warrior
didn't plan on the fact that Zelda was starving, due to her recent diet that
required only one meal per week, Making the Hylian more than happy to eat the
confection. With a speed even Kirby didn't have, Zelda ate.