Story: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good


Warning: May contain traces of peanuts...errr...Contains mild swearing and mentions, but not examples of homosexuality.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything else you may recognize.

31 July, 1991, a little shack in the middle if the water

"Hadrian?"

Hadrian James Potter looked up from the letter in his hands. His twin brother was regarding him with a questioning gaze. He sighed and handed the letter over to the other boy. "I don't know Gabriel. I don't know."

The two brothers looked at each other as if they were engaging in a silent conversation, which, unknown to those around them, they were. Being identical twins they both had the same features, the only differences being Hadrian had messy black hair and Gabriel had straight hair. The two boys both had green eyes and pink pouty lips but Gabriel's eyes were a few shades darker, and his lips more red. The only other obvious difference was the lightning bolt scars the two boys had. Hadrian's stood out on his forehead and Gabriel's scar was only a ghost of it's twin. After a few moments Gabriel Sirius Potter blinked and Hadrian scowled.

"'Scuse me."

Both boys looked up at Hagrid. They had almost forgot the huge man's presence. Hadrian glared at his brother then turned back to Hagrid. "I want to go to Selerio School of Sorcery."

Hagrid looked down awkwardly and fidgeted. "I'm sorry Harry but I have my order's and yer ta go ta Hogwarts."

"I don't want to leave my brother." Harry said. He refused to let this 'Albus" person separate them.

Gabriel looked just as awkward as Hagrid. "Maybe you should go." He said to his twin. "It's a good school and we'll still see each other during the summer."

"Don't be ridiculous." Harry said before addressing Hagrid. "If I go to Hogwarts than so does Gabriel."

"He can't, Harry. Only those on Hogwarts list can go, an' for some reason, Little Gabe wasn't."

Gabriel scowled at the nickname. "Go to Hogwarts Big Brother." He said before speaking to Hadrian telepathically. Do what this 'Albus' man wants and I'll go to Selerio. We can learn more this way.

Hadrian sighed in resignation. Fine. "I'll go." He told Hagrid.
Summer 1992, Kings Cross Station

Hadrian looked around King's Cross station for any sign of his little brother. He had just finished his first year at Hogwarts and couldn't wait to see Gabriel. Finally spotting the younger twin, he rushed over and the two hugged.

"It's so good to see you!" Gabriel gushed. "I was worried when I got your last letter."

Hadrian smiled. "I'm fine Gabriel. I made it home in one piece."

Gabriel glared as the cab he had called pulled up. "The Dursley's 'couldn't make it', so I used some of the pounds we exchanged last year for a cab."

The two boys were silent during the ride home, though both couldn't stop talking to each other mentally.

It's really amazing there Brother. Gabriel sent. But hard, we have lessons all day and only stop for meals and sleep. It really is an elite school.

I can imagine. Hadrian thought back with a quiet giggle. So tell me about this 'camp'.

Its for all Selerio students under fifteen and it starts in a week. Gabriel sent. It's almost like going back to school early and getting advanced lessons. I'll be finished school earlier if I go.

Hadrian smiled at the hidden question. I don't mind Gabriel. If you finish school early, maybe they'll let you come to Hogwarts.

One Week Later

The week passed quickly for the two boys. they spent as much time together as they could, while still completing the chores given to them by their relatives.

Gabriel put his trunk by the door and walked over to his brother. "the taxi will be here in a few minutes."

"Good luck Little Brother." Hadrian said. "Study hard and don't give your professors a hard time."

"I wouldn't dream of it." Gabriel replied with a smirk before becoming serious. "Be careful when you go back to Hogwarts Hadri. I don't like how your Headmaster manipulates people. You could get into some serious trouble."

"I know Gabe, I'll be careful."

Gabriel smiled and looked out the window to see the cab pull up. "Until next year Big Brother." The two brothers shared a hug and Gabriel left.
Spring, 1996. The Ministry of Magic

"Sirius!" Hadrian yelled. He made his way across the chamber hidden in the Department of Mysteries. He checked an unconscious Sirius's pulse and sighed in relief at the strong heart beat before standing up and rejoining the fight.

One Week Later

"Harry!"

Harry looked up from his godfather lying in the hospital bed at Hogwarts to see his best friends Ron and Hermione running up to him. "Hey guys." He said quietly. "What's up?"

Hermione smiled at him. "Oh, Harry. They caught Wormtail last night. Sirius is free."

Harry looked at Hermione and Ron with wide eyes before smiling and standing up. "I'll be right back." He said.

"Where you going?" Ron asked confused.

"I have to tell Gabriel." Harry said before leaving the hospital wing in a brisk walk.

Ron and Hermione stared at the hospital exit before sharing a look. No one really knew anything about Gabriel except that he existed.

The Last Day of School, After the Leaving Feast

Gabriel walked up the long path towards Hogwart's entrance. He had just finished taking his NEWTs and was excited about seeing his brother and godfather. He paid no attention to the Hogwart's students that were watching him. He knew he looked odd next to their wizarding robes. Gabriel was still wearing his Selerio uniform which looked much like a Circus Ringleader's outfit. He had black pants and a black vest over a white dress shirt. Over that he had on a long bright red jacket. His hair was styled neatly under a black top hat and he had on a black bow tie. His staff finished the ensemble. it looked like a muggle's magician's wand, black with white tips, but was about three feet long.

He made his way proudly up the steps to the entrance and knocked smartly on the closed doors. They swung open enough to admit him entrance and he stepped inside. Gabriel smiled when he saw Hadrian pacing the entrance hall as his friends tried to calm him down.

"Waiting for someone Big Brother?" He asked with a smirk.

"Gabriel!" Hadrian exclaimed and the two exchanged a hug. "I trust your exams went well?" he asked.

"Aced them all." Gabriel replied. "Not that I would expect anything less." He stuck his chin up in mocked pride.

Hadrian laughed. "Good for you." he said before leading him over to his friends. "These are my friends, Ronald Weasley." He gestured to the tall redhead and the two exchanged smiles. "And-"

"Hermione Granger." Gabriel cut him off. He grabbed Hermione's offered hand and kissed it with a flourish. "A pleasure to meet you milady. A pleasure it is." He said with a charming smile.

Hermione giggled and Ron turned red. Hadrian just rolled his eyes before swatting his brothers arm gently. "Be nice Little Brother."

"Aww, Hadrian! I was just having fun." Gabriel whined with a pout.

"Hadrian?" A voiced asked.

The four looked at the stairs. A young redhead was making her way to them.

Gabriel gave the girl his most charming smile and swept up her hand. "Well, if it isn't the most illustrious Ginevra Weasley." He said before kissing her hand.

Ginny smiled and took her hand away. "And don't you forget it." She said before turning to Hadrian. "Your wanted in the Hospital Wing, Hadrian."

Harry glared at her. "Don't call me that." He hissed good natured, before he made his way up the stairs with the others following.

Gabriel smiled as he watched his brother engaging with his friends. He was glad Hadrian had people to look out for him. When they were younger, Hadrian had taken his role as 'Big Brother' seriously, not matter that Gabriel was only a couple hours younger. Gabriel thought it was about time Hadri had someone to look out for him for a change.

They reached the hospital wing and Gabriel removed his hat before vanishing it with a wave of his staff. Upon entering the four people already residing inside, Dumbledore, Remus, Pomphrey and Sirius, turned to look at them.

Dumbledore smiled at their entrance but it faltered slightly when he saw their fifth member. This is not good, he thought before fixing a fake twinkle in his eye. He stepped towards the students. "Ah, Harry, my boy. Thank you for being prompt."

Harry smiled at his headmaster and only Gabriel noticed it was fake. "Professor." He greeted. "I don't belive you've met my brother." He said.

Gabriel stepped forward and put on his 'business' face. "Gabriel Sirius Potter. Hadrian has told me much about you Headmaster Dumbledore." He said as politely as he could. Old coot. He sent to his brother.

"A pleasure to see you again Mr. Potter." Dumbledore said as he shook the young sorcerer's hand.

"I'm sure." Gabriel said politely.

Hadrian watched the exchange and hid a smile as his brother started insulting the venerable man in their link.

Sirius got up from the bed he was sitting on and made his way over to the group. "Hello Gabriel." He said slightly nervous. The two had only met on one short occasion though they did write to each other often.

Gabriel stuck out his hand in mock arrogance. "It is a pleasure to see you again, Dear Godfather. You look well." He said stiffly.

Sirius looked even more anxious as he shook the young man's hand. Hadrian watched and let out a loud laugh at the look on his godfather's face. Sirius turned to him shocked and quickly looked at Gabriel. He was even more surprised to find the younger twin smiling mischievously at him. "It's good to see you Sirius." He said before hugging the man. Sirius smiled and hugged him back.

Everyone sat down and talked of the plans for the summer.

"Harry, Gabriel." Sirius addressed the twins. "Moony and I were hoping you would move in with us." He said anxiously.

Hadrian and Gabriel both looked up at Sirius. Wanna mess with them? Harry sent mentally as he faked a shocked look.

"I don't know." Gabriel said to Sirius. "I mean, you guys are great and all but the Dursley's are our family."

Sirius looked downcast and Hadrian took pity on him. "Oh, don't be daft Gabriel." He said to his brother before turning to Sirius and Remus. "Of course we'll come live with you."

Gabriel smiled mischievously at the two men. "If you two are living together, does that mean you're gay?" He asked.

Remus' eyes went wide and he turned bright red while Sirius started spluttering incoherently. Both boys looked at each other and burst out laughing.

The headmaster watched on with worry. "Harry, Gabriel, I don't think it's safe for you to leave your aunt's protection." He said.

Gabriel turned to the headmaster. "Well, you don't think about much do you headmaster?" He said coldly. "Both Hadrian and I are old enough to make our own decisions about our living arrangements."

"Gabriel." Harry said warningly. "Don't be rude."

Gabriel looked at Hadrian and smiled. "Oh, tosh Big Brother. Your Headmaster has to learn what's considered school business and what's considered manipulation."

The headmaster's eyes turned cold as he looked at the younger Potter. "Gabriel, my boy-"

"Siri." Gabriel cut off with a glare. He looked up in thought for a second before continuing. "Actually, I would prefer Mr. Potter, Headmaster Dumbledore. I don't know you nearly well enough for first names."

Dumbledore's eyes grew even colder. "Very well," He said. "Mr. Potter, I am only concerned for your safety. As such, I feel it necessary that you return to Privet Drive for the summer." Remus looked ready to object. "I really must insist." The headmaster said forcefully.

Remus closed his mouth and rested his hand on a downcast Sirius' shoulder. Gabriel, however, opened his mouth. "Fortunately it isn't up to you Sir. As emancipated adults, both Hadrian and I are able to live where we please." Gabriel said. He stuck his chin up and smirked at the slight look of surprise on everyone's faces.

Harry looked sharply at his brother. What? He shouted mentally.

Gabriel winced and waved his staff. A document and a quill appeared in front of him and he handed them to his brother. Just sign.

Hadrian took the quill and document and read it quickly. He nodded and signed at the bottom. The document then rolled up and disappeared with a pop.

Harry looked at his brother and smirked. "Gabriel is right, Sir." He addressed his headmaster.

Dumbledore narrowed his eyes at the identical twins. "Very well. Do what you think is best." He said before walking out of the hospital wing.

Ron stared open mouthed at Gabriel and Hermione glared at the twins. "You were very rude to the headmaster." She scolded.

Harry looked down in contrite but Gabriel smiled at the angry prefect. "Probably." He said. "But Dumbles is a big boy. I'm sure he can handle it." He said with a wink.

Hermione glared deeper before sighing. "Why do I even bother?" She muttered under her breath. She sat down on one of the beds and smiled at Hadrian and Gabriel. "You'll let us come visit you won't you?" She asked them.

Gabriel looked at Sirius, who nodded before answering "Of course!"

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