By me, therapyman
One day in AutistVille, Buzz Lightyear was fapping to some hentai in his bed when he realized he forgot to lock the door.
He went to lock the door when his father, Jon Arbuckle walked in. Jon Arbuckle was taken aback by buzz's 28-foot long cock and shot him with a colt 1911 pistol.
In heaven he looked down at Jon and his wife Donkey Kong and saw that they were talking about him. He listened in and he gasped at what he heard:
"Man remember that one time he fucking fell down those stairs lol"
"FUCK YOU JON YOU GAVE HIM AIDS"
"I know, honey, but it's fine. He's adopted, remember?"
Buzz Lightyear was enraged. He talked to god, otherwise known as Sans from Undertale.
"Yeah you can go back take this shotgun ehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehe"
Buzz Lightyear then shot his dad in the face with a shotgun.
THE END