Aww. I was in a Saanin Mood. So I decided to write a story about the Saanins as little kids. Squea

Saratobi Sensei groaned. Why today? Why?! Couldn't he have just one day – one measley day! – of peace?! One day of Tsunade NOT punching Jiraiya in the nose, Jiraiya looking up girls' skirts and throwing frog eggs at Tsunade, and Orochimaru chasing after Tsunade with a seven foot long snake? ONE DAY!

Jiraiya had just thrown a handful of frog eggs at Tsunade, and she had hauled off and punched Jiraiya in the nose. Orochimaru decided to join in on the fun and helped torment Tsunade by setting a seven foot long snake after Tsunade's pigtails. Oy. Tsunade wasn't quick enough to get a hold of Orochimaru and break his arm; he was as slippery and as fast as a snake.

Saratobi Sensei had flopped onto his back in the grass, his hands covering his face. He lay there, asking whoever happened to be listening to his thoughts what he had done to deserve this. He lay there for several minutes, until the seven foot snake slithered past him. That was when he had jumped up, screaming and yelping.

The three evil-doers had stopped trying to kill each other to stop and stare at their sensei. They looked at him, baffled and lost for words. Even Orochimaru's snake, christened (name of giant snake), even stopped to look at the screaming man.

The three of them began laughing at the same exact moment. They were laughing so hard, they couldn't breathe. They had never seen their sensei act like this – he was always so calm and collected. To see him scream and stomp around like this… it was almost too much to bear. Jiraiya hit his knees first, pounding his fists against the ground. Tsunade was doubled up, holding onto her knees and laughing so hard she wasn't making any sound. Orochimaru, usually so quiet and cool, sat on the ground and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Saratobi Sensei carried on with his fit for several minutes before he realized how hard his students were laughing… at him. A little frown creased his forehead, and his yelping stopped. He surveyed his students with a furrowed brow, but they were laughing far too hard to notice.

Five minutes later, Orochimaru had stopped laughing, but was still sitting on the grass, smiling hugely. Tsunade was sitting next to him, still laughing, but only giggling. Jiraiya, however, was still on all fours.

Ten minutes later, Saratobi Sensei, Orochimaru, and Tsunade were sitting next to each other on the grass. Neither Orochimaru nor Tsunade was laughing or smiling anymore. Tsunade was sitting cross legged, arms folded, scowling at Jiraiya, while Orochimaru was twirling a copper snake around his fingers, no longer smiling, ignoring Jiraiya. Saratobi Sensei was making a piece of grass whistle. Jiraiya, however, was still laughing ridiculously hard and on all fours. The other three were getting seriously annoyed.

Five minutes later, Tsunade couldn't take it anymore. While Orochimaru and Jiraiya played tic-tac-toe on a piece of grass, she let out an impatient "Hmph!" got up, marched over to where Jiraiya was still laughing his head off, and pulled back her leg.

Saratobi Sensei and Orochimaru had been watching her by now, but weren't doing anything to stop her. They watched her leg swing back, make contact with Jiraiya's stomach, and tried to block out Jiraiya's scream of pain.

Tsunade marched back over to them, plopped down on the grass next to Orochimaru, and resumed her scowling. Orochimaru and Saratobi Sensei, knowing of Tsunade's temper, kept quiet. Jiraiya, however, was curled up in the fetal position, emitting pitiful moans of pains.

He slowly raised his head to look at Tsunade, tears streaming from his eyes. "Tsunaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeee!! What did you do that for?!" He rocked back and forth, clutching his stomach, making grotesque faces at Tsunade. He gave Orochimaru and Saratobi Sensei a pleading look, as if begging them to come to his aid. They cast their eyes down and tried not to cry as Tsunade gave them a look that could burn a hole through God himself's soul.

"Ahh, you bitch! You'd better give me a damn apology before I go all out and make you wish you had never messed with the almighty Jiraiya!!" Jiraiya howled.

The moment those words left Jiraiya's lips, he knew it was a really dumb thing to say. Pardon the word dumb. Stupid didn't fit, retarded didn't either. I couldn't find a better word.

Sigh. Idiot Jiraiya felt Tsunade's wrath. You can imagine it – she punched him, kicked him, stabbed him with a kunai in several, er, places, bit him, punched and kicked him some more. This was all with her seven year old super-human strength, which, mind you, was pretty powerful seeing as it was Tsunade.

Clapping her hands together, Tsunade settled back down next to Orochimaru. He and Saratobi Sensei kept their eyes down and tried not to cry. Jiraiya was unconscious.

More mini Saanin adventures to come! That is, unless, I get reviews. Or I won't update. mean look