A/N Just so you know, the italics are thoughts; they are mostly Emmett's, though second half of this chapter is a bit of all. And I'm really sorry about my peculiar writing style, sometimes I can write really well, but need a good idea hint to start off with, or have a good idea, but can't write it well, or a bit of both.

Third Persons

"Babysitting Bella, no problem, she's sick, dirty, snotty, coughing...half unconscious." Emmett thought, still curious as to why HE had to "babysit" Bella "This is going to be a piece of cake. Now to wait for the arrival of my babysitting payment, a brand new car AND paintball!! Edward is so generous"

DING DONG

"She's here. Better get the door." Emmett scrambled to the door, smashing into several tables, and breaking Esme's favourite antique table and her new fridge. "I am so dead."

"This house sure could use a clean, especially Rosalie's room it smells like dead horse...or maybe that's her perfume."

"Well, Bells, aren't you so hyped that your FAVOURITE brother in law is going to be with you the WHOLE day" Emmet stated, Bella half fell through the door , ignoring his greeting, and straight to the couch, falling into a dreamless sleep like state almost instantly. "Just like I said, piece of cake" Emmett thought, rather proud of himself.

(Bella's thoughts now)

"Is he THAT stupid, any normal human being could see straight past my lazy attempt at acting, maybe Edward was right about the brain disorder"

Emmett could be heard going upstairs, due to excessively loud footsteps and way too much food, and slamming his door shut.

"Half-wit, I thought he was supposed to watch me all day, now time to put my plan into action, and if I am lucky, I can get some payback for when Emmett put hair removal cream in my shampoo and ice cream in bed...on school photo day"



A/N

I'm having two possible endings, because I really couldn't decide which one to use, so they'll be up, now.

And, sorry, I know this chapter is kinda short, I swear I will have at least another one up tomorrow, and i have tonnes of ideas and funny lines, i am just trying to piece everything together, cause im like turning into a vampire, staying up late and sleeping in lots, so I a kinda tired now, maybe later tpday I'll have one, that is if anyone reads this :P

Now, I don't really care if you review, I only want to have a review if I deserve it, even if it's saying it's horrible, I just want honesty, not just reviewing cause I'm bugging you or something, so ...however corny, review, from the HEART (btw, I was not serious, I'm not some weird poetry person)