Hey, this is my first fan fiction. Whee! It's Furuba! Furuba is also known as Fruits Basket. Anyhoo,

I really really hate Tohru Honda. That's why I made this. I would like to thank My God Can Beat Up Your God for inspiring me. Some of these chapters will be very very short.

All the thoughts are Kyo's.

Every character and/or place belongs to Natsuki Takaya, not me.

100 Ways To Kill Tohru

Number One: Death by Pesticide!

It was a beautiful day in Tokyo, Japan. Screw it, it was raining cats and dogs and it was the dreariest day ever imagined by any fan fiction writer!

"Hello, Kyo-kun!" One happy way too perky Tohru said

"Go to hell." Kyo said.

"Hello, Yuki-kun." Creepily happy Tohru said.

"Hello, my beautiful angel from above." The she-devil's beeyotch Yuki said.

"You two freaks belong together. I can't believe I thought of you that way. I can't believe I every thought about you at all." Said Kyo very annoyed.

I have to think of a way to kill her! She's ruining my life! Damn! I hate her as much as this damn storm! Scratch that, I hate her more than this damn storm!

"Who wants to go to a garden?" Tohru said.

"Have you looked through a window lately? There's a storm out there." Kyo said

"Really?"

"Yes! I think by now you should have looked through a window. It's 7 pm."

Dumb beeyotch!

"Let's go to a garden!" Tohru said.

"Of course, my angel," Yuki said with a gleam in his eyes. "You have the best ideas!"

So, they went to a garden with out any roof or anything.

I hate you Tohru! I hate you Tohru! I hate you Tohru!

"Good choice of garden, my dear!" Gleamy-eyed Yuki said.

"What are you talking about you stupid rat! All the plants in this garden are dead! Tell me again why you brought me!" Kyo said very angrily

"Because, I love you Kyo!" Tohru said.

They have to have pesticide in this place. No wonder all these plants are dead.

"Hey, you hang out with Yuki for awhile. I need to go." Kyo said rushing away from the death valley that was a garden.

"You love Kyo? How Honda-san, How?" Yuki said his eyes still gleaming. But they were gleaming from his tears.

"Yup!" Tohru said not caring that Yuki was crying after she said it.

Back where Kyo was

"Pesticide, Pesticide! Where's the damn pesticide! Ah, here we are." Kyo said evilly

Now, something to put it in. He saw a bottle of water. It was open and had some kind of mold or fungus in it. Oh, even better. My life will be complete. If Yuki's dumb enough he'll drink it too. Then I will take his place. The cat will be in the Zodiac and first in the Zodiac.

"Oh, darling!" Kyo said trying not to burst out laughing. "I got you something!"

"Thank you, my love!" Tohru said with her eerie smile that scares small children-scratch that –scares everyone in a 200-mile radius. Drink it drink it you dumb bitch drink.

Tohru's lips were on the rim of the bottle when she stopped. Smirking wildly she then put the bottle down

"im sorry but I prefer water not pesticide."

She then gave the bottle to the crying Yuki and he collapsed

" I think u have proven my point"

tohru then got up and left as kyo stood there dumbstrucked 'maybe shes not aa dumb as I thought'.