Ramblings of a Horse

A/C Just some drabble on what Hichigo thinks of Ichigo's friends…yay.

WARNING: COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ICHIRUKI FLAVORED AWESOME-SAUCE AND TERRIBLE GRAMMAR/SPELLING

"Hmm, Queen. Definitely a Queen." the young copy mutters. Honestly, he has no idea why he's thinking of Ichigo's little 'friends' at all. It just happened to him that if he ever does get the kings body he'll need to talk to them. Which ensues some degree of names. The albino berry on the other hand doesn't wish to speak to them with such casual titles as the king does. But he must call them by something so nicknames will have to do.

And so he will name them now. Starting with the most annoying one. The one that keeps his self esteem way to high for my likes. The Queen, Kuchiki Rukia. Its only natural of course. She is dominating, intelligent, beautiful, and most importantly the idiot king harbors undesired feelings for her without realizing it.

Next is that red head Inoue Orihime. Quite charming for any man, yet I can't come to respect her with her lack of strength I can respect her determination to achieve the impossible goal of becoming powerful. she will have to be the princess.

Then there's the less but still annoying blue haired one, Ishida Uryu. acting the role of a prince when he doesn't belong. Definitely archer.

Yasutora Sado, Giant. Keigo, Fool. Abarai Renji, stray dog. Quite the scrapper that one. Hitsugaya Toushiro, Knight. The one truest to the term. Arisawa Tatsuki, Warrior. Shihouin Yoruichi, cat. Don't have to think to hard there. Urahara Kisuke, Advisor. Though it does seem he pulls more strings then he lets on…

Aizen Sousuke, God-Complex. Ichimaru Gin, Fox. Grimmjow, I like this one, Dark King. Ulquiorra, Dragon. Hisagi Shuu… the lone hollow continued his thoughts, with the occasional mumble until he realized that the king has far to many 'friends' and his time would be better spent trying to take this body instead of counting his chickens before they hatched.

A/N sucks and short I know, but don't care. And my editor is out STILL so that means less updates on projects I care about as my grammar and spelling is embarrassingly bad. Blame her.