Torchwood Is
Teamwork, this does not work when you shoot fellow team mates no matter how annoying they are or if they are asking for it. (Though Owen did deserve to get shot by Ianto)
Organisation this would fail if Ianto was not part of Torchwood he can organise anything
Recon the pill that takes away your memory, the only way to leave Torchwood One was recon or death
Crazy Monsters, Aliens and jealous ex boyfriends, John really has to get over that
Hard work or your brother and ex boyfriend will take over the world
Working mad hours according to Owen who is one of the last in, bar Gwen
Operating the rift badly, if the doctor saw that thing it would be "accidently" broken within a second
Often (Always) dangerous, well dealing with ex boyfriends can be very very dangerous especially if they push you off buildings
Death and life an example of this is Owen the dead man walking