You know what? Heck with it. I need energy. And to forget I've been hungry since like ten minutes after I last ate (which was...half an hour ago?). So, to get energy, I'm going to start a new story, getting the idea from talking about how much I HATE SKARMORY!
Taking a quiz, (totally random one, too) I am a Pikachu. At least, on the quiz. So, new character alert.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT, AND PROBABLY WILL NOT, EVER EVER EVER EVER OWN POKEMON. RANDOM NAME GENERATORS ARE RANDOM.
Dozy* the Pikachu looked up in the sky. It was a clear day. Everything was calm. Too calm.
Usually, every day was a scramble of panic. A scramble to safety, or freedom, whatever floats your boat. Safety really makes more sense, though, as it wasn't as much of a scramble as it was fleeing. Fleeing from the forces of evil.
Fleeing from that evil Skarmory.
Dozy looked around her, at the sleeping Pikachu. What a tribe, not even attempting to fight the Skarmory. Such courage. They all left Dozy to fight Skarmory herself, then made fun of her when she eventually ended up fleeing with them, bruises beginning to take shape. As if THEY'RE not too bloody** scared to fight themselves, or she should be strong enough to beat the dang thing.
She had half a mind to leave them, but Dozy couldn't do that. After all, she held the Skarmory off for them. If she left...Dozy didn't want to think of it.
Anyway, after their last scramble (or sprinting away in fear from one Skarmory), they all left Dozy on watch and fell asleep. If anything, she should be the one sleeping. Dozy was surprised that the Skarmory had not broken any part of her body yet.
Seeing that the skies were clear, Dozy sat down and watched for anything moving. After all, clear skies made everything easier to look for, especially at the end of spring with the scorching hot sun. Everything just lit up.
Every so often, the Skarmory would attack, but all in all it was a pretty annoying life. Wake up, eat a little, move around a lot, keep one eye on the sky, crap there's Skarmory, attack it, flee after a little bit, get picked on a little, watch the sky some more, eventually go to sleep again. Start the whole cycle again. And again. And again. Guess what? START THE CYCLE ANOTHER TIME!
Dozy yawned, absentmindedly waving her tail across the grass. She was almost half-asleep, which was surprising. She was almost never tired, which was just her luck. The time she has to keep watch, she's exhausted. Great.
However, a pretty normal sight by now woke her up. It was that Skarmory, hiding in a tree.
"Get up!" Dozy shouted. "Someone let Skarmory loose, and it looks like Skarmory is about to have some fun."
The other Pikachu woke up, ignoring the lack of sense in that statement. Noticing that Skarmory WAS around, they quickly fled, leaving Dozy behind as usual.
"If it isn't you again," the Skarmory greeted her. "Lovely weather, hmmm?"
"Fantastic weather," Dozy growled. "What do you want?"
"To see if you were alive." Skarmory chuckled. "Actually, I got bored. So why don't you join your cowardly friends an I'll chase you for awhile, okay?"
"And forever label myself as a coward? Not on my life," Dozy spat.
"Your choice," Skarmory commented. Then the Skarmory flew up in the air for a moment before coming in for a strong Aerial Ace. Dozy jumped back, but it was a trap. It easily switched from Aerial Ace to Night Slash, and this time the move hit its target.
"Surrender," Skarmory hissed. "Or face the consequences."
"N-never," Dozy stammered angrily. She wasn't just exhausted anymore. She was about ready to faint.
Was this fainting thing happening to her, the kind of thing that happens to battling Pokemon when they ran out of steam?
Not on Dozy's life.
Dozy narrowed her eyes and, out of nowhere, grabbed a package and threw it at Skarmory. However, her Present attack failed: it actually ended up healing her target.
Skarmory chuckled again. "Really, now, this is too easy." Coming back down, Skarmory flew at Dozy using Wing Attack. Dozy just didn't have the strength to dodge anymore.
WACK!***
"Pleasant dreams," Skarmory told her, and that was the last thing Dozy remembered before blacking out.
I found out why this is rated T! It's called 4Kids censors.
* Random name generators are still random. It's another word for 'drowsy' apparently.
** And so Dozy randomly became British, no offense to England. England is awesome.
*** Don't you love sound effects to break up a good story?
Anyway, I think I poured quite a bit of myself into Dozy. At least the angry part. I'm serious, that all just flew right through me. Maybe...oh, I'll just blame the school. They're annoying anyway.
If you're wondering, the Aerial Ace missing makes this kinda anime-ish, but apparently Dozy's father was a Delibird. I never knew Pikachu could learn Present, even through breeding.