Little people in my head

Hi! I think this was inspired by a conversation me and a friend had. I thought that it would suit Sirius perfectly! I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise. At all… unfortunately….

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"James!" Sirius shrieked.

"What?" James asked, annoyed.

"James, James, James, James, James!"

"WHAT?"

"James!" Sirius screamed.

"What do you want?!" James screamed back at him.

"I've figured something out." Sirius stated proudly.

James looked at him. "That's great. Now please let me get back to my Lily-watching."

Sirius shook his head. "Nuh-uh. I have to tell you what I figured out first!" Sirius exclaimed, starting to jump up and down.

"Fine. Tell me." James said irritably.

Sirius stood up dramatically and flung his arms out. "After several not so scientific investigations… I have discovered that there are, indeed, little people in your head."

James stared at him dumbfounded. "Is that all? Did you really have to interrupt me for that?"

"No, no! There's more! These little people spend all day running across my mind and helping me remember things. They are the ones that work the controls up in there." Sirius explained as his hand twitched.

James looked at him. "And you're telling me what exactly?"

Sirius grinned. "This is the good part." He said, bouncing his hand up and down. "You see, the little people in my head decided to move homes!" He announced grandly.

James looked confused. "Um… right. I'm just going to move over here and pretend I don't know you now." He muttered, moving to the right slightly.

"No!" Sirius shrieked. "Don't go away now Jamie! I want to tell you where they moved to." Sirius' hand gave another dramatic twitch.

James sighed heavily. "Hurry up then."

"Well…" Sirius began slowly. "The little people have decided to move to my hand!" His hand twitched again as if to prove his point.

James looked at him warily. "Sirius… How much sugar did you consume this morning?"

Sirius looked thoughtful for a minute- it was a look that did not suit him, James decided. "Er… Not too much! Only like… four or five tablespoons. Big tablespoons. So not lots and lots and lots. But the little people in my head like sugar." He exclaimed happily.

James looked at him disbelievingly. "Right…"

"Yep! So now they have moved to my hand and they like it there but you know what that means?" Sirius asked mysteriously.

James sighed. "What?"

"Hey! You are meant to guess!" Sirius frowned.

"I give up." James said.

"Oh ok… Well now my head is empty and my hand is hyperactive because the people in there are running around. I told you they liked sugar."

James looked at Sirius' hand, which was now waving in the air all over the place. "I don't doubt that…" he muttered.

"So, what are you going to do about it?!"

James looked up. "Go ask Remus."

"Ok!" Sirius yelled, jumping up and running of in search of Remus.

James shook his head and made a mental note to ask Lily later whether or not there were people in your head. Because he somehow got the feeling that Sirius made that up.

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Sirius is insane! I wondered this exact same thing, don't judge me! Anyway, please review!

Hope you enjoyed this little random story.

Bye guys!