Same routine,different day

Just as Miss Parker was having a good day so far,which for her included ordering Broots around like he was her pa instead of a fellow colleague and chiding Sydney for taking a secret call from Jard and not informing was sick of Broot's clumsiness and Sydneys paternal were like Laurel and Hardy without the punchlines and she was their wait that's too ordinary a comparison for the purgatory that is The Centre.

Smiling that unique Cruella da ville-esque smile to herselfwhile imagining Broots and Sydney in the outside world,where Broots is being hunted by zookeepers,she is interrupted by a call.

'yes'

'I presume this is Miss Parker'

'May I ask who's calling please or how you got this number?'

'all I called to say was that you need to leave Jarod alone,stop hunting him like the monsters you are and leave him be happy you and your minions'

Not recognising the soft voice on the phone giving such a passionate warning,Misss Parker is caught off guard.

'you know Jarod then and he has told you about us'

'we watched the wizard of oz last week, he likes to call you the wicked witch'

'how sweet he gave us nicknames, heyyy how about you give me his address and I can send him a thank you card for the thought'

'so you can dispatch your flying monkees,no way I know what you did to him'

In Miss Parkers mind she saw herself giving Broots a kick start on the take off had to stifle a laugh.

'Ill even throw in a complimentary gift basket'

Her false kindness could be compared to a snake about to eat its pray.

'oh Jarod and I go back a long way but of course he probably told you all abut it the bits he can remember anyway Miss…

'oh your good but I'm better Jarod was a turning point in my life and for all that you have done to him he's the most humane person I have met'

Oh yippee what do you know lab boy has formed a close acquaintance. She would pay to see it,it must be like watching two different species you that experiment had already been carried out between Miss Parker and Jarod years ago,tested and had to be a punishment from her father for not finishing her homework she was sure of wouldn't be so cruel for no reason.

'Jenny what are you doing who's on the phone?' Jarods voice in the background was husky and rough like jagged wood,as if he'd just woken up.