Kami's Gift or Curse?
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto as this is a combined effort saying we is only fitting.
It's in Naruto and Bleach because those are the first two places, but there will be more. Just a little warning! Thanks for the support!
Anake14 and Itachilover6
Chapter 1: Anime Club and…What the Hell?!
A Random day in Anime Club
It was a normal day at Evermore High School…well for all but the anime club at the very least. What was happening went something like this:
Most of the anime club was watching Kare Kano: His and Her Circumstances, whilst others were listening to music and holding conversations. It was like a club ritual every time they gathered together, some would watch the video and others would…let's just say that it was very lively for a Monday compared to a Wednesday when everyone is barely waking up. For just this day, it was unusual because two girls, Lodemai and Kiku, were sitting in the back of the room and having a discussion completely unrelated to the normal topics of convos.
~Lodemai's POV~
"Come on Lodemai! Please?" asked Kiku, bothering me for the umpteenth time.
"No," is all I said as I continued to work on the special seal emblem I was designing.
"Please, Lodemai? Just for a minute let me see the seal?"
"No Kiku. You'll see it in a minute when I finish."
"Plea-" Kiku was cut off when the seal started to glow. "Is it supposed to do that?"
"No," I said, as Kiku, me, and all our things were sucked into the seal's portal and vanished with it from our world, dimension, whatever you want to call it, and fell unconscious in the rift, unknowing of where we'd be transported or where we'd land.
~Kiku's POV~"Come on Lodemai! Please?" I begged. Maybe if I asked her enough she would say yes.
"No," was all she said as she continued to work.
"Please, Lodemai? Just for a minute let me see the seal?" I begged again. She would have to say yes sooner or later.
"No Kiku. You'll see it in a minute when I finish." Damn, when will she let me see it?! I'll try again.
"Plea-" I cut myself off as her seal began to glow. "Is it supposed to do that?" I asked, still trying to see it.
"No," she replied. Suddenly the two of us were sucked into the seal with all our things. I fell unconscious, assuming Lodemai had too, unaware of where I was headed or where I'd land. I just hope we don't get separated…
~Lodemai's POV~
Elsewhere
"Who's she, un?" asked an oddly familiar voice.
"Tobi doesn't know, but Tobi thinks the pretty girl is weird," said someone else.
Wait, Tobi…Then it clicked and my eyes shot open as I sat up. Unfortunately that is exactly what I shouldn't have done. Everything started spinning, pain shot through my body, and I went into a coughing fit with one arm pressed to my chest and the hand from my other arm over my mouth.
I lowered my arm slowly. "Fuck that hurt," I said, as my body slowly began to adjust into a more comfortable position. "Wait a minute…I don't know all the fucking Japanese words!! How the fuck am I fucking speaking it, let alone understand what they're saying?!...Screw this shit, it ain't worth the fucking headache…"
Muttering to myself I looked around whilst mentally forming a list.
Cave. Check.
My backpack and binder. Check.
Cloaks. Check.
Akatsuki members. Check.
I only spoke one coherent word. "Fuck."
~Normal POV~
The Akatsuki members had gathered together and were talking amongst themselves when a bright light shot through the room. When it faded it revealed a girl with pale skin and dark brown hair that was almost a raven black, hell if her hair was one shade darker she could pass for an Uchiha.
"Who's she, un?" asked Deidara. The other members looked at him with a look that plainly said we-don't –know-either-she-came-from-nowhere.
Tobi decided to break the tension saying, "Tobi doesn't know, but Tobi thinks the pretty girl is weird."
A mere seconds later, the girl's eyes snapped open and she sat up. Before any of them could speak she broke into a violent coughing fit. When she calmed down she started talking, more to herself than them, "Fuck that hurt. Wait a minute…I don't know all the fucking Japanese words!! How the fuck am I fucking speaking it, let alone understand what they're saying?!...Screw this shit, it ain't worth the fucking headache…"
She quickly took a look around. When her gaze settled on the Akatsuki she said one word, though it only made a couple members of the Akatsuki wonder if she was related to Hidan given all her cussing. "Fuck."
~Kiku's POV~
"Hey! Wake up!" I shot off my back.
"Holly Fuck! Who in the hell-" I cut myself off, suddenly aware of my surroundings. There were HUGE trees everywhere! I looked over to my right to see the one who yelled in my ear. He was wearing orange and had yellow hair- wait. He looked just like….
"Na-ru-to…" I growled at him. How dare he yell in my ear! I got up and began to slowly walk towards him, smirking with a threatening gleam in my eye.
"Dickless, do you know her?" Sai asked Naruto.
"No- No! I swear!" Naruto shouted, backing away from me.
"Well, you sure pissed her off," Sakura pointed out.
I continued my advance, still set on destroying Naruto, when someone grabbed my arm. I turned my gaze to the person, who had pink hair. "I hate pink," I mumbled, saying 'pink' with disgust. This had to be that idiot girl, Sakura. Then, everything went black…
~ Normal POV (Konoha nins)~
Team 7 had been training when a blond girl fell from the sky. She wore a black trench coat, kind of like the Akatsuki's, only feminized. She had hit the ground pretty hard and seemed to be unconscious. Naruto crawled up to her.
"Naruto, don't-" Kakashi was cut off by Naruto yelling in her ear.
"Hey! Wake up!" He half screamed it. She shot up yelling.
"Holly Fuck! Who in the hell-" she cut herself off and looked at her surroundings. 'Who is this strange girl?' Kakashi, Sai, and Sakura wondered. Suddenly she turned to glare at Naruto.
"Na-ru-to…" she growled as she got up and began stalking towards him.
"Dickless, do you know her?" Sai asked Naruto, pointing towards the girl.
"No- No! I swear!" Naruto shouted, backing away.
"Well, you sure pissed her off," Sakura stated.
Sakura grabbed her arm to make her stop her advance on Naruto. The girl turned, looked at her, and mumbled menacingly, "I hate pink." Sakura began to loosen her grip when Sai came up and hit her in the back of her neck, knocking her out.
"Was that necessary?" Yamato asked, sweatdropping.
"Well, she looked like she was going to hurt someone," Sai stated simply.
"I suppose we should bring her to Hokage-sama…" Sakura stated.
"Yep," said Kakashi, as he picked her up and began walking, everyone else trailing behind. 'Just who is this strange girl?' Kakashi wondered.
~ (Later on) Kiku's POV~
I woke up in a chair. The light from the window was blinding as I tried to grasp what had happened. I just remember looking at Sakura, then blackness. Vaguely, I heard mumbling. I blinked and everything began to clear up as my eyes adjusted. I saw Team 7 and a blond haired woman. Tsunade! My hearing began to clear up as well. "Hey, are you awake, can you hear me?" Tsunade was asking.
"Hmm, yah. Where am I?" I asked, still slightly dazed.
"You're in the Hokage's office. I'm Tsunade. What's your name?" she asked me.
"Kiku-" I was cut off by my phone ringing. It has a ringtone that sounds like the ghost levels in Mario. All the ninja looked on guard as I pulled out my phone and flipped it open. "Moshi-moshi?"
"Yo." It was Lodemai.
"What the hell?! Where are you? And why are you so calm? We're like in one of the most awesome places ever! And all you can say is 'yo'?!" I was out of breathe because I half screamed that. The ninja looked surprised.
"Ah ,well… good to know you're okay and technology works. I mean, how'd we survive without com and int? and I'm in AB, you?" she asked.
"I'm in KV. Wait, AB?! Lucky! And I know we need com and int, or we may as well loose our minds," I replied. The ninja's looked very confused as to what was going on. "We have to meet up, but where?"
"Umm…Well, we can't really meet until I fix my array, seal emblem thingy, but we can probably meet in SV or WC. Though to be honest I would like to meet Yugi-chan and Gaa-chan."
"Alright, then. We should meet in SV, that way we can both meet Gaara, oh and you should get A. to come with you! So I can finally meet them!" I shouted in excitement.
"Ano…no. That'd be dangerous. Plus, our goal is to save as many lives as we can WITHOUT screwing the timeline over. I mean, us being here has already fucked things up."
"True. I will meet them somehow though! Oh-, "I got cut off by Tsunade grabbing my phone and yelling, "Enough! I don't know what this is, but right now I don't care!" she slowed to compose herself. "We need to interrogate you now."
I heard Lodemai start to speak on speakerphone, meaning Tsunade probably accidently pressed something. "Don't kill her Tsunade. Or Konohagakure will have an enemy far more dangerous than all others. Kiku is my friend and a part of my surrogate family. I shall know if you try something, and I will destroy everything that comes in my path if she is less than perfect when I meet her after completing my array. I'll call later Kiku!" she shouted, and with that the line clicked.
Tsunade looked at my phone with an almost terrified look. 'Hahaha, Lodemai sure scared her!' I thought happily to myself smirking. With her hand shaking she handed me my phone back. I shoved it in my jaket pocket.
"Have a seat, Kiku. We really do need to ask you some questiong," Tsunade stated as she sat down. I tooke the seat in front of her desk. 'Well, this should be interesting…' I thought, with a small smile playing on my lips, 'maybe I can mess with them.'
~Lodemai POV~
I stared at them, for a bit. The Akatsuki members stared back. Finally, I sighed. The leader spoke up, "Who are you?"
"My name is Lodemai. I grafted a seal and ended up here, but for now I need to check some things out. Stay quiet so you're not heard. I have no fucking clue where my friend is…ugh, I always get stuck in bad situations, but really?!" I ranted, somewhat annoyed as I pulled out my phone and dialed Kiku's number.
The phone rang. Once, then twice before she picked up.
"Moshi-moshi?" said Kiku.
I smirked. "Yo."
"What the hell?!" she began shouting and ranting. "Where are you? And why are you so calm? We're like in one of the most awesome places ever! And all you can say is 'yo'?!"
She was out of breath. I could here her breathing hard and ragged. I smirked again speaking in momnotone. "Ah ,well… good to know you're okay and technology works. I mean, how'd we survive without com and int? and I'm in AB, you?"
"I'm in KV. Wait, AB?!" ah, she was jealous, this would be fun. "Lucky! And I know we need com and int, or we may as well loose our minds," she said in response to my opinion of communicatory devices. "We have to meet up, but where?"
I looked around and smiled as I saw that the Akatsuki members were confused. Oh, I could definitely have fun with this…I wonder how they'd feel about yaoi and lemons? Hm, mental note: check later.
"Umm…Well, we can't really meet until I fix my array, seal emblem thingy, but we can probably meet in SV or WC. Though to be honest I would like to meet Yugi-chan and Gaa-chan," I said. Yes, Wave country or Suna, I'd need supplies but damn it, it would take at least two months to graft and make the thing properly not to mention recalibrate it!
"Alright, then. We should meet in SV, that way we can both meet Gaara, oh and you should get A. to come with you! So I can finally meet them!" Great….she's excited, but that'd be bad, better squash this quickly.
"Ano…no. That'd be dangerous. Plus, our goal is to save as many lives as we can WITHOUT screwing the timeline over. I mean, us being here has already fucked things up."
"True. I will meet them somehow though!"I rolled my eyes, really, so childish, "Oh-, " she was cut off…Son of a Bitch!
"Enough!"yelled Tsunade, who had unknowingly hurt my ear. "I don't know what this is, but right now I don't care! We need to interrogate you now."
My eyes narrowed dangerously to slits and I was growling in the back of my throat, though it was too low to be heard by any of the members. Then I smirked, it was dark, evil, and devious. 'At least I'll get to mess with the Hokage a bit,' I thought to myself.
I spoke with a cold, monotonous voice that made the Akatsuki shiver, "Don't kill her Tsunade. Or Konohagakure will have an enemy far more dangerous than all others. Kiku is my friend and a part of my surrogate family. I shall know if you try something, and I will destroy everything that comes in my path if she is less than perfect when I meet her after completing my array."
Now for the turn around. Hapilly, I said, "I'll call later Kiku!" Hanging up, I dropped the façade and sighed. I could feel the spasms of pain rolling through my body, but I willed myself to calm and smiled softly. "I imagine you have some questions for me…Pein," I said, in an exhausted voice.
He looked me over, leaving the Akatsuki in shock that I knew his name, and said, "Yes. Follow me and we will discuss what is going on, including how you got here."
"Of course," I said getting up, while grabbing my sweater and putting it on…stupid weird ass blood and how it adjusts so I either feel really cold or hot depending on the weather. On another note, this is going to be so much fun…