Heyyyyy guys :D This is my first try at writing something like these Q & A things with a moderator and so on. Please tell me how if you liked it because I don't really know if it's funny... Just tried to write down some trash xDD Maybe I'll continue.
Disclaim: I do not own "Avatar" or any characters of it. It belongs to James Cameron.
The Blue Romance Show
ME: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BLUE ROMANCE show! The only show where obsessed and freaky freaks and fans can get more of the love of Avatar! We have some fantastic guests today, and guess what? They're all Na'vi people! That's why we call it BLUE ROMANCE.... Got it??? Got it???
DIRECTOR: DD, it's not funny.
ME: ... Well, um, alright. Let's start with our first guests. Please welcome Jakesulli and Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite!
*Jake and Neytiri come in, Jake is mumbling something like "my name is pronounced Jake Sully, damn it!" with a not so nice face, Neytiri touches the cameras*
ME: Oh, oh, please, Neytiri, do not touch them! Please, come over here! *grins nervously*
NEYTIRI: Kaltxì ma tsmùke!
ME: W-what now!? ... Hehe... Um...
JAKE: She said 'hello sister'.
ME: Oh, well, thanks. Kratschi, Neytiri!
NEYTIRI: What did she say, ma Jake?
JAKE: She said hello to you, my love.
ME: Okay guys, let's start! Love is the right word! You two make a very beautiful couple. *taking photos with mobile phone for selling later on eBay* Let's start with the first question. When did you sleep together for the first time?
JAKE: *shocked, eyes widened, embarrassed* Why are you asking THAT!? Is it any of your business...
NEYTIRI: We mated some months ago.
JAKE: *gently grabbing Neytiri's hand, kissing it* And I will never forget it...
ME: Sounds exciting! How was it for you, Jake?
JAKE: Best night of my life so far! I can't stop thinking about it! *stutters* I-I mean... ya'know... I, um, slept very well.
ME: *ignoring Jake* Neytiri, was Jake good? Good enough for you?
NEYTIRI: *smiles* He's much too good for me. *smiles back at Jake who smiled at her* And he was very good. Kissing is very good. And loving, too. And Tsahaylu is very, very good!
ME: *grinning* Sounds like someone has found her true destiny! Tsahaylu! What's that supposed to be!? I say! Hahaha!!! *laughing*
DIRECTOR: This is not funny, DD...
ME: Right. Back to the questions. Jake, how many women have you had on earth?
JAKE: Do we have to talk about it? I don't know if Neytiri... *gestures at her*
NEYTIRI: It's alright, Jake. I see you.
ME: You mean 'I love you'.
NEYTIRI: *slapping me harshly* No, skxawng! I mean 'see'.
ME: *ouch!* Whatever! *shoots angry glances at Neytiri* Jake, we're all waiting for your answer!
JAKE: Don't wanna talk 'bout it.
NEYTIRI: *gently touching his hand* You don't have to, ma Jake.
ME: OKAY, then, next question!
Funny or not? Please tellllll meeeeeeee :D