I do not own Overwatch nor its characters!
This will be just a place to dump quirky-short stories about the game, its characters, lore, or simply make fun out of everything.
I'll update when I can get more stories written down
Partially inspired on the works of the incorrect – overwatch – quotes . tumblr . com (you can guess how to access it, no?), which I'm a frequent contributor to!
(Also, sometimes you will get a parody reference to a show that I like, sorry if I can't be all original all the time!)
Little known fact of the Overwatch crew is that, if you can get Torbjörn drunk...
(and I mean REAL drunk, not the 'he is slightly buzzed while McCree is snoring under the table' kinda drunk)
... he'll start singing songs from the soundtrack of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.
And, if you can believe Reinhardt, Torbjörn sings "Far over the misty mountains cold" in perfect key.
Mercy: Next Halloween at Overwatch's, I'm thinking of a 'The Wizard of Oz' themed costume party. I'd be going as Elphaba, Tracer could be Dorothy...
Tracer: A displaced heroine amidst a myriad of strange characters? I think I can pull it off.
Mercy: Junkrat could easily be the Scarecrow...
Junkrat: ... she's insulting me, isn't she?
Mercy: ... Reinhardt as the Tin-Woodsman...
Reinhardt: Ha! 'Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable'!
Mercy: ... hm, maybe McCree could be the Lion?
McCree: ... growl.
Mercy: Oh, and I could ask Winston to come as...
Winston: (taking off glasses to clean them) I advise caution, as if the next suggestion you're about to propose involves the words "flying" and "monkey" in it, we are going to have words, I'm afraid.
Mercy: ... I suppose "Toto" is also out of question?
Winston: Most definitely.
Soldier-76: ... and that is the end of our seminar, if you think you have what it takes, join the newly formed Overwatch! Your skills may prove to be exactly what we need. Whether it's...
Mei: Weather mechanics in Global-Wide Meteorology, hi~!
Pharah: Aerodynamics Engineering.
Junkrat: Masters in Sustainable Ecofriendly Tecnhnology Alternatives Research.
Roadhog: Licentiate Degree in Gastronomy.
Soldier-76: .. you can still be part of our team, because no matter how varied our skill sets may be, we all - wait-what?!
D-Va: (at the range with her Light Gun) Mercy?
Mercy: (pulling out her Caduceus Blaster) It was a little quiet at the clinic, so I thought I could get a little target practice. Mind if I join you?
D-Va: You? Practice?
Mercy: As a doctor, I like to keep my eye sharp.
D-Va: ... you should know I practice at level 'Nightmare'.
Mercy: (shrugs) Mmm, guess I could come down to that level for a while. Start the training bots.
To be continued?