Hmm, hello again. This story idea popped in my head, while doing a science assignment…yup cause I see yaoi in chemistry….Si –Shizaya…*snicker…*cough. Anyway enjoy!
Author: Amaya-no-gin
Title: Camera Shy
Anime/manga: Durarara!
Pairing: Shizaya
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: M
Disclaimer: Izaya and I do not own Sanrio's© products nor do I own Durarara! © or Barbie©.
Warning: This is Yaoi…MaleXMale relationships! You have been warned!
Summary: In the underground, if you owe someone a favor, they own your life. That's why Izaya takes the chance to pay his debt, even if it means becoming his enemy's brother's Barbie.
~ Camera Shy - Chapter 1 ~
'This had to be a joke.' Izaya thought as he took a seat on his black sofa. If it wasn't for his pale skin, his black shirt and pants would have camouflaged him into his furniture.
Really, it had to be, because there was no way that Kasuka Heiwajima was in his office at eight in the morning, asking him what he thought he's heard.
Letting out a little chuckle, Izaya put his green tea down on his glass, coffee table; Namie must have put something in it. As the informant rested back on his black couch, he took a closer look at the actor across from him.
The young man was dressed in street clothes. The large, green, hooded-jacket, black sweat pants and tennis shoes, seemed to have concealed the young man's identity from his rabid 'Kasu-Club' fans. Shizuo had a fan base too…they were just afraid to be killed if they went public. Kasuka wasn't a splitting image of his older brother but they did share similar features; like their nose.
'Except Shizu-chan has a little kink in his from the time he broke it while chas…'
"Orihara-san, have you conceded my offer." Kasuka's steady voice brought the shorter man back to his present situation.
"Honestly Kasuka-kun you can call me Izaya." Crossing his legs at his knee, Izaya smirked lightly. "You came in here with a request that's not so uncommon of me to hear but I must say I'm surprised to hear it from you."
"Oh?"
"Yep! The only difference between you and the other people is that you're not bleeding for it. So I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you the first time and you can ask me something else."
"…That's not necessary…"
"Good well…"
"…Because my question won't change."
Izaya stared into the hazel eyes of his enemy's brother; he would have thought he was dealing with the stupid Heiwajima, if he didn't know them. "Really Kasuka, what good would it do anybody by having me be your girlfriend?"
"It's just pretend."
"Yes, yes, I know that but why not ask a friend or hire an escort or something. Hell, I'm sure if you ask Shizu-chan he would do it for you."
Izaya wanted to cackle at the twitch that his current client had developed in his left brow; there was another similarity he had with his brother. "Izaya-san, my brother and I do not and will never have that kind relationship."
"Of course, I'm only teasing. Now back to this matter. So Kasuka-kun, what's really going on?" It wasn't that the darkly clad man didn't know he just wanted the movie star to say it.
"..."
"Well?"
"..."
'silence.' This was why Izaya was convinced that communication problems must run in the Heiwajima family. "I'm not going to consider being someone's Barbie without them giving me a reason."
"The actress I'm working with for my new movie wants to become my girlfriend since Ruri-chan and I staged our break up." Kasuka's facial expressions barley changed, but Izaya caught the slight twitch of the actor's left pinky finger. 'She must really be annoying him.'
"Ruri Hijiribe. It's her hibernation time right? It can't be helped, with her being a vampire and all." Izaya of course knew a lot about vampires; he had been obsessed with their immortality as a boy.
"Yes, she didn't want the press hounding me for her whereabouts." The slight smile that the young man allowed to grace his face made Izaya wonder if Shizuo would every do that in his presence.
"Oh how sweet. So, she's ok with the fact I'm your fake lover to keep away the sharks from trying to get her meal while she naps."
"It was her Ideas."
'That explains everything.' Izaya wanted to say no, he really did but this was an opportunity to mess with Shizu-chan mind, plus he owed the female vampire for saving his life; he wanted that debt out of the way a.s.a.p.
"So, if, I did this, what exactly would I have to do; I don't want to have to deal with some fine print that says I have to sleep with you – no offence, you're not my type." It wasn't that Kasuka was unattractive, but Izaya wanted to lay down some boundaries; having sex with his enemy's brother was an automatic death sentence.
"Fair enough." The taller man quickly pulled out a folder from the briefcase he had brought and handed it to Izaya. "In there you should find everything that will be required of you. If you do not like something we can negotiate."
The crimson eyed man had always been a speed reader, so he quickly finished looking over documents. Everything was in order except for a few things.
"This is a very interesting script you all came up with, but really, me acting as a shy, unknown artist, that you met when my grocery bags fell – it's a bit much don't you think?"
"People like romance, you know that Izaya-san." Yes, of course Izaya knew that lots of people like that stuff, but he wasn't them.
"Right, but why do have I have wear such short skirts and dress, I am a guy – if there's a breeze then you can kiss your plan good-bye."
"…" The young man seemed to think this over then answered, "Pants. You can wear pants under them, as well as stocking if you like."
"I see…"
"Is there anything else that displeases you?"
"Yes, but just this."
"…"
"The paparazzi, will basically be stalking me… I do have an underground job, I don't want them taking my picture. "
"Are you camera shy Izaya-san?"
'Camera what?' Izaya actually cackled aloud. "Me? Camera shy? I just don't want my clients to think I'm running an escort service on the side."
Kasuka nodded his head thoughtfully, "You'll be dressed up as a girl, unless your clients know you on an intimate level, they won't recognize you."
Izaya pouted his lips and sniffed, trying to look hurt. "Ahhh, Kasu-kun! I only sell information; most of my clients only see me for a few minutes." But, there had been a few instances he been feeling adventurous and 'got to know' some of them a 'little better'.
"Ok, it's settled then, I'll come back tomorrow with my stylists to help you get ready. Is there a name you want to use?"
Izaya had wanted to say Kanra but decided against it. "Kuromi."
"Kuromi? As in from Sanrio's characters; like Hello Kitty?"
"Why not? I've, always liked her better than Hello Kitty."
"Kuromi is the Anti-Melody…" Kasuka would know, he's girlfriend and fans seemed to adore Melody, the cute, little, white bunny.
"Exactly." The grin on the shorter man's face was positively evil.
Kasuka just shrugged before saying good-bye then leaving. When the door closed Izaya wondered if anyone knew yet that he has the one that launched Kuromi's products in Japan in 2005.
For those of you who don't know who Kuromi© is…Google her, so you have a picture of her. ^_^
Let me know If I should continue this story!