Welp, I'm back from my long ass hiatus. Sorry about that. Here's my latest story. Enjoy!
*If you're offended by racist jokes please don't read this. Thanks.
One day, Dora and Boots are walking in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest.
"Uh, Dora, why are we here again?"
"Shut the fuck up you fucking monkey and keep walking or Ima pop this Tec-9 up your ass"
"Fine."
They reach a river. Boots pulls off his pants and whips his 0.2 inch dick out and dips it in the water so that he can have a nice piranha blowjob. The pirahnas then come over and bite half his dick off and then suddenly Thomas the tank engine drops from the heavens and lands in the river and kills all of the pirahnas then he also gives Boots a blowjob.
"ok", Boots says after he just got a blowjob from a fucking train. He then goes back to Dora.
"alright boots you see that fucking school?"
They went to the school which was full of weird native tribe people. One of the students was swinging his massive 100 km long dick around and around in circles while screaming "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" then he starts to do it so fast and so strong that he ends up flying. However as he flies he accidentally slaps dora with his sweaty brown schlong which angers her. Some of his penis sweat goes in her mouth.
"Hey, that's pretty good," Dora says before going back to being an angry Mexican 8 year old.
"FUCKING TRIBAL ASS NORMIES YOURE ALL GONNA GET IT YOU FUCKING GAY ASS NIGGERS" Dora shouts as she pulls out her Tec-9 and opens fire at the tribal children who start dropping like flies. However a bunch of the native tribal people suddenly come with spears and bows and arrows and start charging at Dora.
Dora simply shoots them all down with the minigun from her backpack and then then gets map and shoves him up her vagina so that she has a sort of dick and then uses that added power to jizz all over the remaining tribal people and make them melt and turn into chocolate and then Boots also turns into chocolate because he wanted to. Then Dora eats all of the chocolate and shits out Martin Luther King.
"I have a dream that one day-" Dora suddenly teleports Martin Luther King back to the 1700s.
"BACK TO THE COTTON PLANTATION YOU LITTLE BITCH" Dora says as she then suddenly turns into a Unicorn and takes her horn off and shoves it up her ass which kills the monkey human hybrid fetus inside her because she fucked Boots before all this shit happened and then turns into a Goddess and starts world war 3 and nukes China and Australia and all the kangaroos and fried rice fly into space and they all go to other planets and fuck all the aliens on the other planets making kangaroo fried rice alien hybrids.
The end