Norway is nibbling on some butter he has, bored out of his mind. Man, what can I do later? He thinks to himself as he noms on the butter. Suddenly, he gets pinned against the wall. "Eh?!" Alexander wraps his arms around his waist, tugging him close, holding him captive. The Norwegian slightly blushed. "U-um, hallo, A-Alex..." He stutters. Rybak smiles, kissing his nose. "Hello~!" Norge struggled to get out of his grip. "Hm? Do you not like it when I hold you in my arms?" He asks, frowning. "Please let me go, I don't like being held." The Norwegian says kindly, more struggling. "Ah, but you're adorable." Alexander smirks. Norway froze, face reddened a dark, passionate rose-red. Rybak tilted Nor's chin up. "Lukas, you're so adorable." He whispered seductively, leaning close to his mouth, kissing him on the lips. Nor's face was as red as a tomato. Alex broke the kiss after a few moments, Lukas breathless. "A-Alex, d-don't do th-that!" He said quietly, shaking, unsure of what to do. "You're so cute I could just frickle frackle you right now." The Norwegian stood silent. He was blushing so hard, even his ears were red, and a small bit of his neck. Rybak whispered in his ear sexily "We could use the piece of butter as lube."
Romania suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "SUP BITCHES? I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP!" He yells at the top of his lungs. Vladmir makes the whole room full of strippers, loud music playing, him putting on shades, dancing like an idiotic buffoon. Then, Ariel from The Little Mermaid appeared, bitch slapping everyone there with her tail, scream-singing "Part of Your World". Then, I woke up confused as hell. I looked to my left and in my bed was Spongebob, his eyebrows bouncing up and down, seductively glaring at me, saying to me "Sup, baby?" Then, I woke up again. I was scared of my mind for a while. The end.