The Marauder's Vs. the Muggle Mall
The marauders, who were fifteen, were staying over Lily's for the summer. So, one day, with nothing to do Lily asked," Mom, dad can my friends and I go to the mall?"
At that moment Sirius asked," What's a mall?"
Lily just sighed and said," Remus, you take care of this. I already had to explain to him five things, and we have only been up for ten minutes."
Remus shrugged and answered simply," Sure." Remus started to explain what a mall was to Sirius. He was talking very slow to make sure Sirius understood.
Remus finally finished explaining what a mall was to Sirius. That took about half an hour because Sirius kept asking for chocolate.
Remus got fed up with Sirius keeping on asking for chocolate. So, they got into a heated debate.
"I want chocolate!" screamed Sirius. "No!" yelled Remus. "Yes." Sirius answered back.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES
NO.
YES.
At that moment James screamed, "Snapes outside in a thong!" with these words said, both Sirius and Remus screamed and said that they were blind.
Sirius added, "I won!" and ran off to eat his well earned chocolate. Just before they were leaving Peter tried to take Sirius's chocolate, and James was yelling to Remus that he wasn't blind.
Mr. And Mrs. Evans looked at the Marauders with confused expressions. Mrs. Evans spoke to Lily, who seemed to think that everything was quite normal, "Lily are you sure that these four don't need any type of medicine?"
"Don't worry mom. I had asked them the first time I met them. They are just like that. You'll get used to it! I mean I got used to it in five minutes."
Mr. Evans then commented, "Alright you four. It's time to go." Then before anyone knew what happened Sirius stood up, put his right hand to his forehead and said, "Sir, Yes, Sir!" Then he released his hand and marched to the door.
Just as his hand was going to touch the door handle, Sirius got a look on his face that no one has seen before. It was as if he was actually "Thinking."
There was a shocked silence, but it was over once that expression, which didn't last long, was wiped off his face. And then he yelled, "Peter! You dirty little rat boy, give me back my chocolate!"
He then turned around and chased Peter around the inside of the house. Fifteen minutes later Sirius returned with a passed out peter and his lovable chocolate.
He stopped, dropped Peter and held up his chocolate and started to sing, "Holiloua, Holilua, I got my chocolate!"
Then Peter woke up confused as Sirius ran out of the door yelling, "Let's go!" Sirius ran to the car, swung the door open, sat down, and put his seat belt on.
He took out his chocolate and happily ate it while singing ' The Marauders theme song' (Which was unknown to everyone except Sirius).
Not aware, Like usual, that everyone in the house was staring at him. Lily's Mother turned to her and asked one last time, " Lily are you sur..." But Lily cut her off. "Yes Mom, I'm sure. What you saw was the creature Sirius. His species unknown. And his IQ, Lower than a Mountain Troll's. Come on mom, let's go."
With that everyone got in the car and put on seatbelts. They had a feeling that this was going to be a Hell of a trip because of one Sirius Black.
And just as Mr. Evans pulled out of the drive way Sirius asked, "What's a Car?"
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So how was it? This fic was written by me and my friend PadFootBaby. Just something we did on our Spare time. Well we hope u enjoyed it! We will have the next chappie up soon! Tootles!
-Padfootbaby, SpakleOwl =^-~=
The marauders, who were fifteen, were staying over Lily's for the summer. So, one day, with nothing to do Lily asked," Mom, dad can my friends and I go to the mall?"
At that moment Sirius asked," What's a mall?"
Lily just sighed and said," Remus, you take care of this. I already had to explain to him five things, and we have only been up for ten minutes."
Remus shrugged and answered simply," Sure." Remus started to explain what a mall was to Sirius. He was talking very slow to make sure Sirius understood.
Remus finally finished explaining what a mall was to Sirius. That took about half an hour because Sirius kept asking for chocolate.
Remus got fed up with Sirius keeping on asking for chocolate. So, they got into a heated debate.
"I want chocolate!" screamed Sirius. "No!" yelled Remus. "Yes." Sirius answered back.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES.
NO.
YES
NO.
YES.
At that moment James screamed, "Snapes outside in a thong!" with these words said, both Sirius and Remus screamed and said that they were blind.
Sirius added, "I won!" and ran off to eat his well earned chocolate. Just before they were leaving Peter tried to take Sirius's chocolate, and James was yelling to Remus that he wasn't blind.
Mr. And Mrs. Evans looked at the Marauders with confused expressions. Mrs. Evans spoke to Lily, who seemed to think that everything was quite normal, "Lily are you sure that these four don't need any type of medicine?"
"Don't worry mom. I had asked them the first time I met them. They are just like that. You'll get used to it! I mean I got used to it in five minutes."
Mr. Evans then commented, "Alright you four. It's time to go." Then before anyone knew what happened Sirius stood up, put his right hand to his forehead and said, "Sir, Yes, Sir!" Then he released his hand and marched to the door.
Just as his hand was going to touch the door handle, Sirius got a look on his face that no one has seen before. It was as if he was actually "Thinking."
There was a shocked silence, but it was over once that expression, which didn't last long, was wiped off his face. And then he yelled, "Peter! You dirty little rat boy, give me back my chocolate!"
He then turned around and chased Peter around the inside of the house. Fifteen minutes later Sirius returned with a passed out peter and his lovable chocolate.
He stopped, dropped Peter and held up his chocolate and started to sing, "Holiloua, Holilua, I got my chocolate!"
Then Peter woke up confused as Sirius ran out of the door yelling, "Let's go!" Sirius ran to the car, swung the door open, sat down, and put his seat belt on.
He took out his chocolate and happily ate it while singing ' The Marauders theme song' (Which was unknown to everyone except Sirius).
Not aware, Like usual, that everyone in the house was staring at him. Lily's Mother turned to her and asked one last time, " Lily are you sur..." But Lily cut her off. "Yes Mom, I'm sure. What you saw was the creature Sirius. His species unknown. And his IQ, Lower than a Mountain Troll's. Come on mom, let's go."
With that everyone got in the car and put on seatbelts. They had a feeling that this was going to be a Hell of a trip because of one Sirius Black.
And just as Mr. Evans pulled out of the drive way Sirius asked, "What's a Car?"
~~~~~@~~~~~
So how was it? This fic was written by me and my friend PadFootBaby. Just something we did on our Spare time. Well we hope u enjoyed it! We will have the next chappie up soon! Tootles!
-Padfootbaby, SpakleOwl =^-~=