Disclaimer: I own Eloise. I was originally going to use Aggie but then there would be the issue of what to do with Ellen. Eloise is my iCarly OC so she's in this.
Cast:
Hermione-Brian (the brain)
Eloise-Allison (the basket case)
Cho-Claire (the princess)
Marcus Flint-Andrew (the jock)
Malfoy-John (the criminal)
Seamus-The Hot Head (I added this one myself)
Filch-Vernon (the principal)
Lockhart-Carl (the janitor)
This will be in script format just to let you all know.
Hermione: (walking with Ron and Harry) I can't believe I got detention. Me of all people!
Ron: It'll be okay Hermione.
Harry: Maybe there will someone you know there.
Hermione: Yeah, maybe.
(The Golden Trio reached the library, Hermione said goodbye to her friends and walked in. Marcus and Malfoy both walked in at the same time. Seamus walked up to the library with Dean)
Seamus: See you later Dean.
Dean: Bye Seamus.
Cho: (walks by with a few of her friends) Later girls. We'll go shop later.
Marietta: Bye Cho.
(Cho and Seamus go into the library. Dean turns to walk away to see Eloise walking by. She's carrying a messenger bag)
Dean: Oh hi Eloise
(Eloise looks up but doesn't say anything. She quietly walks into the library and sits down. Cho glances at Eloise, whose hair was falling into her face and wearing 80 style clothing, and decides to leave her alone)
Filch: (walking into the library with Mrs. Norris by his side) Good, you all showed up on time. (looks at the clock) It's now 7:00. You have nine hours to think about why you're here. You are all to write an essay on who you think you are.
Cho: I don't think I should be here.
Filch: Now, you won't talk (Glares at Cho) You won't move or (Pulls chairs out from under Flint and Malfoy's feet) You won't sleep.
(Eloise pulls her bag to her chest and glares at Filch)
Filch: I'll be across the hall (leaves the room)
Seamus: (turns around, to Eloise) Hey I know you. You're in my year. I sometimes see you in the common room when we're not in class.
(Eloise stares at Seamus)
Seamus: What are you doing here?
(Eloise puts her head down. Seamus looks confused)
Malfoy: (about Eloise) She doesn't talk.
Cho: How do you know her?
Malfoy: From my classes. She only sings during choir but she doesn't talk in classes.
Hermione: We're not supposed to be talking.
Cho: (quietly) Of course you would say that.
Hermione: (turns to Cho) Excuse me?
Cho: Nothing.
Flint: (to Malfoy) I can't believe Snape put us in detention.
Malfoy: I know right? There must be something wrong with the world.
Seamus: Shut up! I can't believe I'm in detention! I did nothing wrong! I never do!
(Cho and Flint look startled at Seamus's sudden outburst. Eloise didn't even put her head up and Hermione's eyes widen)
Filch: (storming into the library) I mean it! No talking (glares at Seamus) And no meltdowns. Now be quiet (leaves the room)
Malfoy: (looks at Cho) Are you dating anyone? Flint perhaps?
Cho: (disgusted) In your dreams.
Flint: I'm counting on It.
Malfoy: Well, well, well Granger is in detention. I never thought I would see the day.
Hermione: (calmly) Shut up Malfoy.
Malfoy: Miss Goody Two Shoes in detention.
Hermione: Shut up Malfoy. Just because you have a rough life doesn't mean you get to mess with me.
(Malfoy is shocked and sits there in silence. Eloise pulled out a notebook and a pencil. She started to write. Seamus tried to see what the notebook said when Eloise slapped Seamus's hand. Eloise glared at Seamus and Seamus turned back around)
Malfoy: What's your name princess?
Cho: It's Cho Chang.
Malfoy: (in a dumbfounded tone) Cho?
Cho: I'm Chinese.
Malfoy: Cho sounds like the name of a horse feed.
Cho: Oh really? What's yours?
Malfoy: Draco Malfoy.
Cho: What kind of a name is 'Draco?'
Seamus: Hey if we're going to start singing 'Getting to Know You' then you should know that I'm Seamus Finnegan.
Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger. It's nice to meet you all. (to Flint) And you are?
Flint: Marcus Flint. I'm the Quidditch captain (looks at Eloise) Then there's you. What's your name?
(Eloise just stares at Flint then puts her head down and pulls her hood over her head)
Malfoy: She's Eloise Montgomery.
Hermione: How would you possibly know that Malfoy?
Malfoy: Class and I was partnered with her for a Care of Magical Creatures project. (turns to Eloise) Ain't that right Eloise?
(Eloise glances up at the sound of her name. She then pulls her wand out and makes rainbow colored bubbles come out)
Seamus: (to Malfoy) How did you two possible communicate when she doesn't talk?
Malfoy: We just went with it. Eloise loves animals and they love her back.
(Eloise starts to play with the soda tab earrings in her ear lobes)
Hermione: It's gonna be a long Saturday.
Cho: Tell me about it.
(A piece of paper flew past the girls' heads. Cho and Hermione turned to see Flint and Malfoy staring at them)
Cho: (staring up to the ceiling) Lord, take us now.
A/N: If you all remember from my poll, you guys got to choose the Jock. I was personally kind of leaning towards Cedric Diggory but majority rules.