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The Portal

Prologue

Zim walked to the hi-school chewing on a cold waffle. He made it into class just as the bell rang. "has anyone seen the letter M?" asked Zita. "or Jessica." said Keef. Zim looked around the class. "Everyone quiet." said Ms. Bitters. "it's time for art's and crafts." She assigned everyone seats. Zim ended up with Zita, Tork, and Dib. "So Ziiiiiiiim, what is your next evil plan hmm?" Over the past few years Zim had gotten rid of his reputation as "crazy green kid." Dib was ruining it. "Dib." Zim's eyes narrowed, "Shut up now." Dib glared, "or what space boy." Dib hissed. Both boys stood up. Zim being on earth for 3 years now had grown with Dib and was pretty tall. Zim stood at 5'11 and Dib at 6'0. Zim grabbed pink glitter glue and promptly kicked Dib in the balls, pouring the glitter glue all over him. Zim glittery Gir he head made and put it on Ms. Bitters desk then walked out of the classroom. Once he was outside the school he pressed his communicator and yelled, "Gir! come get me!" "Yes master!" Gir chirped. Gir came and took Zim back to the base, slamming into the front door. Zim growled. He got up, dusted himself off and opened the door to the base. Uknown to Zim, after recovering from the incident at school, Dib had followed him back to the base and was now inside. "Computer." Zim called. "Yes my lord?" the Computer said sarcastically. Zim rolled his eyes. "Is all the research done?" Zim asked. "Yes my lord." said Computer. "Would you also like your crown?" At this point Dib was trying not to fall from his place on the ceiling do to laughter. "Shut up and just give me the results." Zim sneered. "Oh your so ruuuuuuude!" The Computer tried to sound hurt as the results popped up on the screen. Zim read them then flushed himself down to the labs. "Computer, could you get me an elevator please?" asked Dib. Elevator doors chimed as they opened. "Thank you." said Dib. "Oh! he said thank you!" screamed the Computer. Dib got into the elevator. When Dib got down to the labs, Zim was standing infront of a strange glowing machine. "What is that Zim?" Dib sneered. "A doomsday device?" Zim turned around to face him. "Why should I." Zim paused pointing at himself. "Tell you." he said pointing to Dib. Dib rolled his eyes. "Well, I came all the way here to find out." Dib spat on the ground near Zim. "Pleeeaaase?" Dib batted his eyes and tried to look as innocent as he could. Zim rolled his eyes. "It's a portal." Zim said simply. "Where does it go?" asked Dib. "I'm about to find out." said Zim. "Computer, show Dib out."