A.N: I decided to follow the trend and do a few musical bits.

There IS No Tune: The Matrix crew sing appropriate songs

1: See My Chest by Neo

Some men cover up,

Others show off hair,

But I like my chest waxed and clean

I'll tell you, so sit right there...

See...my...chest!

See my chest!

I will take off my vest!

See my muscles and my pecs and abs, I really do look fab!

If I pose

Without clothes

Don't it make you want to glow,

I'm too perfect for my own good,

The best looking in the neighbourhood!

My chest is bare,

Come and stare,

Really, there's no need to glare,

I've a better chest than any of the rest!

Trinity's seen it all,

My muscles are not small,

See my chest, see my chest, see my chest!

Look...at...my hands, holding firearms,

Which I use to shoot the agents

But I've loads more in my coat which I took off,

I've been shot before,

But now I'm back for more,

See my chest, See my chest

Oh pleassseeee won't you SEEE MYYYY CHESTTTTTT!!!!!

A.N: Yes please! Anyway, that was a lame attempt at doing a song. It's crap! But it's meant to be funny. All reviews appreciated.