Once upon a time, there was a father named Giles, who had three lovely
daughters, Buffy, Willow, and Cordelia. Giles was an export dealer from
Britain and gave his daughters anything their hearts desired stakes,
crossbows, spell books, mall shopping sprees, nothing was too much.
Then one day a terrible thing happened. Giles' ship called the 'Watcher's Council' went down in Hurricane Faith. Poor and destitute the family sold their house and possessions to live in the country. Buffy was happy. She could whittle new stakes, hunt vampires in the forest, and protect her family from demons. Willow and Cordelia however were miserable. Willow had no spell books to use, no candles to light, and worst of all her boyfriend Oz had stayed in town with his band 'Dingoes ate my Baby'. Cordelia had no mirrors and no pretty clothes, she still looked hot, but now no one cared.
Rumors of the 'Watcher's Council' being safe, inspired Giles to leave his daughters, to go in search of a new fortune. Before he left, he asked each girl what she wanted. Willow wanted a spell book and Cordelia wanted a mirror, but Buffy asked for a rose. She had been through such destruction in her life that she wanted one purely beautiful thing.
Several months later, Giles was coming home poorer than he had left. He was weary from hard travel and at sunset came upon a dark castle. He knocked on the door and went in. He fell asleep exhausted on the couch in the hallway. When he woke up, Giles was surprised to find a warm blanket over him and a soft pillow under his head. After finding breakfast in the dining room, He decided to leave. When he was leaving he front door he noticed a rose bush. He thought, "Well at least Buffy can have her gift." When he picked the rose, he heard a noise, turned around, and saw a gun pointed at his face. "This is a high security military instillation. We cannot let you leave." "Oh please, my daughters are all alone. I just came because I was so tired." "Very well, you can leave for three days. We will have to wire you to make sure you do not reveal our secrets to anyone. After the three days, you must stay here forever. If you do not come back, the wire will kill you." "Thank you. Mr. …" "Just call me Riley."
"Daughters, I have to leave forever, but I had to say goodbye. Here Buffy, I found a rose." "Oh Father, why must you leave?" "I cannot tell you that." "Well then I am going with you." "No, you cannot." "I am going unless you tell me why you are going. I am not missing any action." "Very well, you may come." "Thanks."
"Wow, this is a really big place. Hey look, this computer tells you where all the different Big Bads are kept. Oh, they have a collection of Vampires. Can we go see them?" "Okay" "Oh, I like these two. Mmm, according to this their names are Angel and Spike. Apparently, they are from the same bloodline as the Master. I remember killing the Master." "I have always worried about your obsession with Vampires." "Oh, come on, I kill most of them. It's just sometimes I get bored and I like to screw them."
So, Buffy released Angel and Spike. They disconnected Giles' wire, and they returned home, where Buffy decided to keep Spike, Angel fell for Cordelia, Oz finally got bored of doing Austin Powers Movies and returned to Willow, Giles had no one, and they all lived semi-happily ever after.
Then one day a terrible thing happened. Giles' ship called the 'Watcher's Council' went down in Hurricane Faith. Poor and destitute the family sold their house and possessions to live in the country. Buffy was happy. She could whittle new stakes, hunt vampires in the forest, and protect her family from demons. Willow and Cordelia however were miserable. Willow had no spell books to use, no candles to light, and worst of all her boyfriend Oz had stayed in town with his band 'Dingoes ate my Baby'. Cordelia had no mirrors and no pretty clothes, she still looked hot, but now no one cared.
Rumors of the 'Watcher's Council' being safe, inspired Giles to leave his daughters, to go in search of a new fortune. Before he left, he asked each girl what she wanted. Willow wanted a spell book and Cordelia wanted a mirror, but Buffy asked for a rose. She had been through such destruction in her life that she wanted one purely beautiful thing.
Several months later, Giles was coming home poorer than he had left. He was weary from hard travel and at sunset came upon a dark castle. He knocked on the door and went in. He fell asleep exhausted on the couch in the hallway. When he woke up, Giles was surprised to find a warm blanket over him and a soft pillow under his head. After finding breakfast in the dining room, He decided to leave. When he was leaving he front door he noticed a rose bush. He thought, "Well at least Buffy can have her gift." When he picked the rose, he heard a noise, turned around, and saw a gun pointed at his face. "This is a high security military instillation. We cannot let you leave." "Oh please, my daughters are all alone. I just came because I was so tired." "Very well, you can leave for three days. We will have to wire you to make sure you do not reveal our secrets to anyone. After the three days, you must stay here forever. If you do not come back, the wire will kill you." "Thank you. Mr. …" "Just call me Riley."
"Daughters, I have to leave forever, but I had to say goodbye. Here Buffy, I found a rose." "Oh Father, why must you leave?" "I cannot tell you that." "Well then I am going with you." "No, you cannot." "I am going unless you tell me why you are going. I am not missing any action." "Very well, you may come." "Thanks."
"Wow, this is a really big place. Hey look, this computer tells you where all the different Big Bads are kept. Oh, they have a collection of Vampires. Can we go see them?" "Okay" "Oh, I like these two. Mmm, according to this their names are Angel and Spike. Apparently, they are from the same bloodline as the Master. I remember killing the Master." "I have always worried about your obsession with Vampires." "Oh, come on, I kill most of them. It's just sometimes I get bored and I like to screw them."
So, Buffy released Angel and Spike. They disconnected Giles' wire, and they returned home, where Buffy decided to keep Spike, Angel fell for Cordelia, Oz finally got bored of doing Austin Powers Movies and returned to Willow, Giles had no one, and they all lived semi-happily ever after.