The Elves of Our Lives
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Elves of Our Lives!!
Me: Hello all! I'm the... odd author of this little fan fic! I'm gonna "let" the characters choose if they "want" to do this. *Holding a huge stick* Now do you want to or not?
Legolas: Ummm...*Eyes the big stick* SURE!! Gimli: *Hesitates* Why not? Gandalf: You cannot make me*slams his big stick down* Clarice: Why in the world did you do that? Its stupid... Oh yes. Forgot to tell y'all that I am more than one person. So any odd unfamiliar name is probably Me. I can do that since I am the AUTHOR!! Muhahaha! Cast of LOTR: Nooooooo! Bobette: YESSSS!!!! Frodo: Why do we have to do this? Its humiliat- *Gets hit with Me's stick* Freeda: See? Tis why you must do this. Aragorn: Soooo what must we do? Me: Uhhhh... HUDDLE! *All the names I call myself huddle* Meghan: Soap Opera!! Me: I'd like other characters- *Random characters from random books fall from the sky* Alanna: I was fighting Roger!! Why do I have to come here? Me: I said so! Daine: Where's the animals? Animals! C'mere lil animals! *Wanders off* Numair: *shrugs* I should comfort Daine. *Wanders off after Daine* Pandora: They'll be back. In the meantime I'll tell y'all what you have to do. Kit: Which is... Me: I'll get to it! Shuddup before I hit you or force you and Alanna into a wrestling match! Kit & Alanna: *Gulps* Me: You have to carry on a half way decent soap opera & have commercials. Then after the soap opera goes off we'll have a Sing-Off. The funniest person wins, however many songs you want. Kit: What's the point? I could be fighting the Lone
One & entropy but Neets & me are stuck here. Me: You better be glad you're my favorite character in the Young Wizards series. Or I'd make you and Alanna fence. Kit: *blushes* I'm not that good a character. Me: Oh shut up Kit *giggles* Meghan: Does that mean- Pandora: Of course that means- Clarice: NO WAY! It sooo doesn't mean- Freeda: Really?! OMG! It means- Bobette: Nuh uh! It seriously don't mean that- Me: Shut up Myselfs! It means- Neal: WHAT? What does it mean? *Bellows* Me: Meathead, be quiet so I can tell you. Neal: *blushes* Me: Now I will tell everyone what it means. It means the soap opera must start now! Everyone but myselfs: *groans* Myselfs: Start now! Gandalf: Like sands on an hourglass these are the Elves of Our Lives Legolas: Ooh Arwen, my sweet, marry me instead of that heart breaker of a king. Arwen: I can't. I love him... This is my only part in this whole stupid thing. I'm gonna make it las- *Slumps over dead* Legolas/Aragorn: Nooooooo! Gimli: Oops! I'm practicing my archery. Don't kill me! Artemis Fowl: You're a crappy archer! Harry Potter: I agree. *camera flash in da back ground* Lemony: Muhahaha! I can put this in my unauthorized auto-biography! Alanna: Dwarf! You are taller than me! I'll make you shorter! *Chops off arm* *Chops off other arm* *Chops off leg* *Chops off other leg* Alanna: Do you give up? *Chops off head* Gimli: No, tis a mere scratch! Alanna: *Kicks Gimli's head down a hill* Technically I win, you a de- feeted! Me: Commercial Break!
Daine: If you have any problems with your pets, then just call 1-800- DAINETHEANIMALPSYCHIC! I will come over and ask your animal what is wrong or to get out of your yard or cure it if it is sick for $9.99 per call! Call now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Briar: *singing to Veggie-Tale theme* If you need help with your plants Sandry: Or can't get grass stains out of your pants Tris: Or the weather isn't cooperating with vacation plaaaaans! Daja: Then have we got the help for you! B/S/T/D: The Circle of Magic
The Circle of Magic
The Circle of Magic ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gandalf: We are now returning to the Elves of Our Lives. Holly: *Holding Butler's hand* Butler! Butler! You CAN'T die Butler! You've been on the show too long! Even if you were impaled by bullets of a complete idiot! Butler: *Laying in a hospital bed looking like he had just been in a fight* *Squeezes Holly's hand* Holly: Butler!
Juliet: *Talking on a cell phone* How is he? Jon: Not so good. It was the stalker, again. Artemis: With my amazing deducing abilities and my genius-ness, I shall find the stalker! Jon: *sarcastic* Oh wonderful one, how will you do so when even the professionals like George can't find anything? Artemis: *miffed* If any accident happens to you in the near future I am not the one to be blamed. Jon: Ummm I have to go intruder-proof Tortall and do some small exercises with the Dominion Jewel, ya know? In case the stalker decides to come... *Hangs up*
Artemis: He he. Now I can finally get my hands on Tortall and the jewel and "accidentally" have Jon murdered at the same time! Wow! Am I on a roll or what? Lemony Snicket: I can help! Artemis: How? Lemony Snicket: I can help take pictures *snaps picture* Starting now! Then I can publicize you & you'll be rich & famous! Artemis: But I'm already rich and famous. So shut-up. You can be my pawn. Lemony: OOOhhh! Chess! Artemis: *sighs*
Please r&r. pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee! *begs on knees* -RNP
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Elves of Our Lives!!
Me: Hello all! I'm the... odd author of this little fan fic! I'm gonna "let" the characters choose if they "want" to do this. *Holding a huge stick* Now do you want to or not?
Legolas: Ummm...*Eyes the big stick* SURE!! Gimli: *Hesitates* Why not? Gandalf: You cannot make me*slams his big stick down* Clarice: Why in the world did you do that? Its stupid... Oh yes. Forgot to tell y'all that I am more than one person. So any odd unfamiliar name is probably Me. I can do that since I am the AUTHOR!! Muhahaha! Cast of LOTR: Nooooooo! Bobette: YESSSS!!!! Frodo: Why do we have to do this? Its humiliat- *Gets hit with Me's stick* Freeda: See? Tis why you must do this. Aragorn: Soooo what must we do? Me: Uhhhh... HUDDLE! *All the names I call myself huddle* Meghan: Soap Opera!! Me: I'd like other characters- *Random characters from random books fall from the sky* Alanna: I was fighting Roger!! Why do I have to come here? Me: I said so! Daine: Where's the animals? Animals! C'mere lil animals! *Wanders off* Numair: *shrugs* I should comfort Daine. *Wanders off after Daine* Pandora: They'll be back. In the meantime I'll tell y'all what you have to do. Kit: Which is... Me: I'll get to it! Shuddup before I hit you or force you and Alanna into a wrestling match! Kit & Alanna: *Gulps* Me: You have to carry on a half way decent soap opera & have commercials. Then after the soap opera goes off we'll have a Sing-Off. The funniest person wins, however many songs you want. Kit: What's the point? I could be fighting the Lone
One & entropy but Neets & me are stuck here. Me: You better be glad you're my favorite character in the Young Wizards series. Or I'd make you and Alanna fence. Kit: *blushes* I'm not that good a character. Me: Oh shut up Kit *giggles* Meghan: Does that mean- Pandora: Of course that means- Clarice: NO WAY! It sooo doesn't mean- Freeda: Really?! OMG! It means- Bobette: Nuh uh! It seriously don't mean that- Me: Shut up Myselfs! It means- Neal: WHAT? What does it mean? *Bellows* Me: Meathead, be quiet so I can tell you. Neal: *blushes* Me: Now I will tell everyone what it means. It means the soap opera must start now! Everyone but myselfs: *groans* Myselfs: Start now! Gandalf: Like sands on an hourglass these are the Elves of Our Lives Legolas: Ooh Arwen, my sweet, marry me instead of that heart breaker of a king. Arwen: I can't. I love him... This is my only part in this whole stupid thing. I'm gonna make it las- *Slumps over dead* Legolas/Aragorn: Nooooooo! Gimli: Oops! I'm practicing my archery. Don't kill me! Artemis Fowl: You're a crappy archer! Harry Potter: I agree. *camera flash in da back ground* Lemony: Muhahaha! I can put this in my unauthorized auto-biography! Alanna: Dwarf! You are taller than me! I'll make you shorter! *Chops off arm* *Chops off other arm* *Chops off leg* *Chops off other leg* Alanna: Do you give up? *Chops off head* Gimli: No, tis a mere scratch! Alanna: *Kicks Gimli's head down a hill* Technically I win, you a de- feeted! Me: Commercial Break!
Daine: If you have any problems with your pets, then just call 1-800- DAINETHEANIMALPSYCHIC! I will come over and ask your animal what is wrong or to get out of your yard or cure it if it is sick for $9.99 per call! Call now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Briar: *singing to Veggie-Tale theme* If you need help with your plants Sandry: Or can't get grass stains out of your pants Tris: Or the weather isn't cooperating with vacation plaaaaans! Daja: Then have we got the help for you! B/S/T/D: The Circle of Magic
The Circle of Magic
The Circle of Magic ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gandalf: We are now returning to the Elves of Our Lives. Holly: *Holding Butler's hand* Butler! Butler! You CAN'T die Butler! You've been on the show too long! Even if you were impaled by bullets of a complete idiot! Butler: *Laying in a hospital bed looking like he had just been in a fight* *Squeezes Holly's hand* Holly: Butler!
Juliet: *Talking on a cell phone* How is he? Jon: Not so good. It was the stalker, again. Artemis: With my amazing deducing abilities and my genius-ness, I shall find the stalker! Jon: *sarcastic* Oh wonderful one, how will you do so when even the professionals like George can't find anything? Artemis: *miffed* If any accident happens to you in the near future I am not the one to be blamed. Jon: Ummm I have to go intruder-proof Tortall and do some small exercises with the Dominion Jewel, ya know? In case the stalker decides to come... *Hangs up*
Artemis: He he. Now I can finally get my hands on Tortall and the jewel and "accidentally" have Jon murdered at the same time! Wow! Am I on a roll or what? Lemony Snicket: I can help! Artemis: How? Lemony Snicket: I can help take pictures *snaps picture* Starting now! Then I can publicize you & you'll be rich & famous! Artemis: But I'm already rich and famous. So shut-up. You can be my pawn. Lemony: OOOhhh! Chess! Artemis: *sighs*
Please r&r. pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee! *begs on knees* -RNP