"Stating"

'Thinking'

"Stating" *Mostly beasts*

'Thinking' *Mostly beasts also*

Naruto: The Lazy Nin

"ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Do you really need to do this Yondaime, you still have yet to do so much in this world" Hiruzen Sarutobi, Professor, Sandaime Hokage, and the Shinobi no Kami said looking at the blonde Namikaze.

"Hai Sandaime-oyaji, I need to seal it into my son, hopefully the villa-" "Minato! Just seal it now already, it's already hard that my son is gonna have that beast inside his gut! I can't hold it any longer!" Kushina, The Hot Habanero. One of the most powerful S-rank kunoichi interjected Minato Namikaze, the Yondaime Hokage who was famous for being known as Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō, who was able to kill Iwa's batallions, and is also the fastest man in the world beat A after their encounter.

The Yondaime frowned, this was it. For the village, and for Naruto. "I'm sorry Sandaime-oyaji, but I need to do this," balling his fists, he needed to do this. "as a father and hokage."

Knowing he couldn't stop this man, he shook his head and let a tear drop as the Kiiroi Senkō flashed to where baby Naruto was.

"SHIKI FUIN!"

A ghost like creature wearing a white kimono then came out, it was carrying a set of prayer beeds and had a tanto in his mouth. It then proceeded to hold on Minato's soul making him grunt at the pain, this creature was really strong for sure.

Minato then commanded it to take the half of Kyuubi's soul and chakra, sealing it to himself. (Which made him grunt even more XD) As he proceeded to do a set of handseals, The kyuubi seemed to know what was happening and did all it could do, fearing it would be sealed again and went in to stab the baby form of Naruto.

BUSHHHHH *Don't know the sound effect*

Blood splashed at the baby Naruto, making it cry loudly. "I'm sorry Naruto, I'm sorry you won't get to grow up with a family, no mother, no father," as if the Naruto could understand, he stopped crying and went silent. Minato on the other hand frowned, he wanted Kushina to be there for Naruto "Kushina-" "It's okay Minato, don't look so sad.. I'm- I'm happy. Happy that you loved me, happy that it's our son's birthday," tears flooded the face of both parents "Like… If I try to imagine surviving and three of us… Living together… I can't think of anything… Beyond 'I'd be so happy'." Hiruzen then appeared close enough so that he could see what was happening, he saw kushina talking while she and Minato where stabbed by the kyuubi "If I had any regrets… It would be that I won't see Naruto grow up." For the first time any many years, The God of Shinobi… cried.

He couldn't hear what they were saying next but a shout of "HAKKE FUIN!" a flash of bright light surrounded the Fire Country. He then opened his eyes as the light faded out, he then saw a white haired man who had a big build, had a kanji 油 (Oil) on his forehead protector.

This was Jiraiya the Gama-sennin and the Sensei of the now deceased Minato Namikaze.

"That brat-" "Jiraiya, I thought you were handling your spy network at THAT country?" Said Hiruzen.

"I had a bad feeling sensei, but it seems I was too late" The gama-sennin sighed, this was not good. Other villages may take advantages once the word of his surrogate son's death spread through outs the five big villages.

"So I guess this is baby Naruto here? Can we leave the fact that he exactly looks like a chibi Minato without his… whisker marks?" Sighing again, this was really not a good day.

Sadly chuckling to himself, his apprentice was dead, that brat really gives him a headache. All that's left of his surrogate son was now here as he picked up and embraced the Yondaime's only legacy. "I'm sorry Naruto, you will have a challenging life, a really hard one. But don't worry I'll take you with me when you're a little bit older"

Naruto seemed to understand as it giggled making Jiraiya slightly chuckled, Hiruzen smiled as he saw the scene in front of him. Naruto may never see his parents but He will be there for him.

(6 years later)

A crowed… or a mob was running after a blonde haired boy, who was at the moment laughing at the pursuers.

"That demon brat! Get him!"

"Kill that monster!"

"Let's finish what our Yondaime started!"

The blonde laughed more and more, these guys are really stupid. They can't even catch a six year old child.

"Come on old man, I thought older men like you have longer legs than children like me?" shouted the blonde as the people were getting angrier, they were losing the 'demon brat'.

"Just you wait you monster!" One of the mob shouted, though this only made Naruto get bored. This was supposed to be fun, he should have pranked the anbu as they can atleast challenge him.

Having enough, the blonde had it "Ahhh! What kind of game is this? It's like getting chased by turtles!"

"Uzumaki Naruto, by the order of the Sandaime Hokage you are to go to the tower an see him in his office now" An anbu suddenly appeared at the side of the Uzumaki.

This made Naruto grin "Then you better catch me first!" but pouted when the next thing he saw was the Sandaime's office.

"Ah Naruto, there's someone who I would like you to meet" the Third stated as a man dressed in a green short shirt kimono and a red haori smiled.

"This must be Naruto"

Hey guys! Thanks for reading this fan made fic, I'm kinda new in writing fics. I wrote one named Naruto: Kami no Jutsu, though it was a failure haha! Anyways leave any reviews! J