Warning: Everyone is probably going to be out of character, this is an AU.
Gaara stood infront of the mirror in his room and applied his make-up that he always wore. Today he was going to go to a new school.
He was wearing a pure black dress that matched his ebony hair. It flared out like a bell at his hips and ended a little below his knees. The top was long sleeved and had lace on the edges of the sleeves and collar. He wore black fish-net stockings that revealed how pale his legs were, along with his arms and face.
For shoes, he wore high heeled buckled ones. That made him about four inches taller than what he actually was.
It had taken him a while, but he had sucessfully grown his hair out to the middle of his back. So now, he could put it in a braid. But, it had originally been red, so he dyed it.
Gaara walked into the fairly large kitchen. His foster parents were already in there, "Morning Haku-mama, morning Zabuza."
Zabuza nodded and Haku placed a kiss on his forehead. "Morning, sweetie. I made eggs for breakfast. Want any?"
"No thank you." He mumbled.
Haku smiled and handed him his bag. "There you go, sweet heart. Hurry up, or you'll be late for your first day!"
Gaara kissed each of their cheeks and ran out of the door.
"I hope he doesn't trip." Zabuza muttered.
"Oh! Hush!" Haku hissed. "You might jynx him!"
"Don't tell me you actually believe in that stuff."
"You KNOW that I do!!" Haku said quickly. He sat down next to Zabuza and played with the other's hand. "I wonder how his first day's going to be."
Zabuza put the paper he had been reading down and petted Haku's hand. "Oh, he'll be fine. He'll make new friends."
"But, the move was really hard on him!"
"I know, but the drive is easier on me." Zabuza said, standing and kissing Haku before saying, "I've got to go to work now, I'll be seeing you later."
Haku smiled and nodded, "Okay, good luck today."
"You too."
Haku paused, "Wait. Why didn't you take him to work with you? You work at his school..." Haku stared at the man until he answered.
"He can walk."
Fire seemed to fill Haku's eyes. "Go. Get. Our. Boy!" he yelled.
Zabuza nodded and was pushed out of the house by a very angry Haku. "If anything has happened to him!! I swear I'll make you build your own coffin and dig your own grave!!"
Gaara walked down the street aimlessly. "Where was that damned school again?" He noticed a small group of kids walking out of a store.
"Hey!" he called out, catching their attention.
"What do you want?" a pink haired girl asked.
"Do you know where... Ikon High is?" he asked, making a confused expression.
"Yes, we do." said a black haired boy, his hair stuck up in spikes. "We're heading that way now. Wanna go with us?"
"Ah.. oka--"
"GAARA!!" came the loud yell.
He faced the car that drove up, "Hello, Zabuza." he greeted. "What are you doing?" he asked as the man got out of the car.
"Haku is going to kill me." he growled. "Because I didn't drive you to school on your first day." he said shaking his head. "Hello Uzumaki, Uchiha and Haruno."
The three other kids bowed and said, "Good morning, Zabuza-sensei."
"Oh! How nice, Haku-mama sent you to go with me, like a little dog." Gaara said with a laugh. "But, anyway. That's nice of you." he added, walking around to the passenger side door.
Zabuza sighed and asked the other three if they wanted a ride to school. "Hurry up and get in." he said, pulling open the driver's side door and getting in as the others did.
When they made it to the school, Gaara kissed Zabuza on the cheek and got out of the car, "I'm going to register, bye."
The three in the back stared in shock at the scene that they had just witnessed.
"What? Don't blame me that Haku raised our son to be a damn woman." he growled angrily. "But, I'm not complaining. Get out. You're in my class anyway."
The blonde one, Uzumaki Naruto, still had his mouth wide open. "That was a guy??"
Zabuza sighed, "Yes, he used to have bright red hair. It was adorable too. Before he dyed it black..." he said with another sigh.
Something seemed to click in Zabuza's mind because he picked up the phone and dialed home, when Haku answered it he yelled, "I didn't leave without him! You told him to go!"
He could just see Haku grinning, "Well it got you motivated." with that the line went dead.
The three of them got out of the car and left the fuming teacher. They ran into Gaara again, "Hey. Why didn't you tell us your were a guy?" the black haired one, Uchiha Sasuke, asked.
Gaara smiled, "Because you wouldn't have believed me if I had told you."
"Why?" the pink haired girl, Haruno Sakura, asked, "We would have believed you."
"No, you wouldn't have." he said with a smile. Gaara lowered his voice out of the falsetto he had been using all of the years he had been cross- dressing. "Because I wear dresses, and I can change my voice any way I like it. But, this one you are hearing now... is my real voice."
"But, why did you start cross-dressing?" Sasuke asked.
"To be the woman my foster mother never could..." he paused, "Even though my foster mother is a guy."
"So.. I take it that Zabuza-sensei is your foster father?" Naruto asked, causing the other to smile widely and nod his head.
"Boy, you catch on fast!"
"And Zabuza is..." Sasuke began.
"As straight as a rainbow." Gaara finished. "Are those two friends of yours?" he asked, pointing to the two raven haired boys that were walking this way.
"Oh, that's Hyuuga Neiji and Rock Lee." Sakura said with a smile.
Gaara raised his voice back to the falsetto again, "Hello. My name is Gaara." he extended his hand to Neiji and the three that knew his secret laughed.
"I am Hyuuga Neiji." the other boy greeted, causing the others to laugh even louder. "What's wrong with you three?"
"Gaara. Please tell them.." Naruto pleaded.
Gaara nodded and lowered his voice, "Sorry, bad habit." he apologized, "My name is Gaara and yes, I am a male."
Neiji stared in shock before his hand went to Gaara's chest. "Wow. You're good!" Lee said happily, "You fooled even Neiji's female senses!"
"Great, I leave you alone for a few minutes and you've already made friends with the brats." Zabuza said with an angry tone.
Gaara turned around and smiled, "Yup, they're nice!"
Zabuza jumped, "God child. You haven't used that voice in a long while," he hugged him, "Maybe there is still some man left in you that I can save!"
Gaara laughed, "Well. You'd just have to keep me away from my other foster father... ah. I mean mother!"
Zabuza brought a hand to his face, "That could be arranged."
Gaara growled at the older man and punched him in the arm playfully, "It could, but it won't!!"
Zabuza motioned for the others to follow, "You all have your class with me."
Gaara smiled, "How lucky of me. Will Haku-mama show up?" he asked, fluffing out his skirt a bit and puffing out the sleeves.
"No, he won't."
"So, what's our class today, Zabby?" Gaara asked.
"Music and dance." Lee muttered. "I hate that class."
"Oh." Gaara said, with a pout on his lips. "But, it sounds like a lot of fun..." he turned towards Zabuza, "And your the teacher?"
Zabuza nodded with a deep sigh, "Yes. Though I also teach all of your other classes too... god help me."
Gaara smiled and continued walking while Zabuza spoke with his new friends. He started to walk down the halls when a hand clamped down on his shoulder painfully. "Hey, pretty girl. How about you take a walk with us?"
When Gaara turned around there were three larger boys standing around him. The tallest one, obviously their leader, ran his hand down Gaara's side with a smile on his face. His hand grabbed the edge of his skirt and started to pull in up.
Gaara noticed that his father and his new friends were running his way with worried expressions.
Gaara grabbed his hand and punched the man in the face. "Get lost, cretin." The others smiled and closed in, not expecting a foot to the groin and an uppercut.
"Gaara!" Zabuza called as he ran up, "What were you doing?"
"I was going for a walk, but these children wanted to 'play'." he said with a growl and walked over one of them to get to his friends. "Hello again."
Zabuza's hand stayed on Gaara's shoulder, "Your first day here, and you knock out three of our worst students..."
Gaara cracked his knuckles, "Will I be expelled?"
Zabuza shook his head, "No, you won't. It would break Haku's heart." He glanced at his watch. "Shit! We're all late for class!"
Gaara stood infront of the mirror in his room and applied his make-up that he always wore. Today he was going to go to a new school.
He was wearing a pure black dress that matched his ebony hair. It flared out like a bell at his hips and ended a little below his knees. The top was long sleeved and had lace on the edges of the sleeves and collar. He wore black fish-net stockings that revealed how pale his legs were, along with his arms and face.
For shoes, he wore high heeled buckled ones. That made him about four inches taller than what he actually was.
It had taken him a while, but he had sucessfully grown his hair out to the middle of his back. So now, he could put it in a braid. But, it had originally been red, so he dyed it.
Gaara walked into the fairly large kitchen. His foster parents were already in there, "Morning Haku-mama, morning Zabuza."
Zabuza nodded and Haku placed a kiss on his forehead. "Morning, sweetie. I made eggs for breakfast. Want any?"
"No thank you." He mumbled.
Haku smiled and handed him his bag. "There you go, sweet heart. Hurry up, or you'll be late for your first day!"
Gaara kissed each of their cheeks and ran out of the door.
"I hope he doesn't trip." Zabuza muttered.
"Oh! Hush!" Haku hissed. "You might jynx him!"
"Don't tell me you actually believe in that stuff."
"You KNOW that I do!!" Haku said quickly. He sat down next to Zabuza and played with the other's hand. "I wonder how his first day's going to be."
Zabuza put the paper he had been reading down and petted Haku's hand. "Oh, he'll be fine. He'll make new friends."
"But, the move was really hard on him!"
"I know, but the drive is easier on me." Zabuza said, standing and kissing Haku before saying, "I've got to go to work now, I'll be seeing you later."
Haku smiled and nodded, "Okay, good luck today."
"You too."
Haku paused, "Wait. Why didn't you take him to work with you? You work at his school..." Haku stared at the man until he answered.
"He can walk."
Fire seemed to fill Haku's eyes. "Go. Get. Our. Boy!" he yelled.
Zabuza nodded and was pushed out of the house by a very angry Haku. "If anything has happened to him!! I swear I'll make you build your own coffin and dig your own grave!!"
Gaara walked down the street aimlessly. "Where was that damned school again?" He noticed a small group of kids walking out of a store.
"Hey!" he called out, catching their attention.
"What do you want?" a pink haired girl asked.
"Do you know where... Ikon High is?" he asked, making a confused expression.
"Yes, we do." said a black haired boy, his hair stuck up in spikes. "We're heading that way now. Wanna go with us?"
"Ah.. oka--"
"GAARA!!" came the loud yell.
He faced the car that drove up, "Hello, Zabuza." he greeted. "What are you doing?" he asked as the man got out of the car.
"Haku is going to kill me." he growled. "Because I didn't drive you to school on your first day." he said shaking his head. "Hello Uzumaki, Uchiha and Haruno."
The three other kids bowed and said, "Good morning, Zabuza-sensei."
"Oh! How nice, Haku-mama sent you to go with me, like a little dog." Gaara said with a laugh. "But, anyway. That's nice of you." he added, walking around to the passenger side door.
Zabuza sighed and asked the other three if they wanted a ride to school. "Hurry up and get in." he said, pulling open the driver's side door and getting in as the others did.
When they made it to the school, Gaara kissed Zabuza on the cheek and got out of the car, "I'm going to register, bye."
The three in the back stared in shock at the scene that they had just witnessed.
"What? Don't blame me that Haku raised our son to be a damn woman." he growled angrily. "But, I'm not complaining. Get out. You're in my class anyway."
The blonde one, Uzumaki Naruto, still had his mouth wide open. "That was a guy??"
Zabuza sighed, "Yes, he used to have bright red hair. It was adorable too. Before he dyed it black..." he said with another sigh.
Something seemed to click in Zabuza's mind because he picked up the phone and dialed home, when Haku answered it he yelled, "I didn't leave without him! You told him to go!"
He could just see Haku grinning, "Well it got you motivated." with that the line went dead.
The three of them got out of the car and left the fuming teacher. They ran into Gaara again, "Hey. Why didn't you tell us your were a guy?" the black haired one, Uchiha Sasuke, asked.
Gaara smiled, "Because you wouldn't have believed me if I had told you."
"Why?" the pink haired girl, Haruno Sakura, asked, "We would have believed you."
"No, you wouldn't have." he said with a smile. Gaara lowered his voice out of the falsetto he had been using all of the years he had been cross- dressing. "Because I wear dresses, and I can change my voice any way I like it. But, this one you are hearing now... is my real voice."
"But, why did you start cross-dressing?" Sasuke asked.
"To be the woman my foster mother never could..." he paused, "Even though my foster mother is a guy."
"So.. I take it that Zabuza-sensei is your foster father?" Naruto asked, causing the other to smile widely and nod his head.
"Boy, you catch on fast!"
"And Zabuza is..." Sasuke began.
"As straight as a rainbow." Gaara finished. "Are those two friends of yours?" he asked, pointing to the two raven haired boys that were walking this way.
"Oh, that's Hyuuga Neiji and Rock Lee." Sakura said with a smile.
Gaara raised his voice back to the falsetto again, "Hello. My name is Gaara." he extended his hand to Neiji and the three that knew his secret laughed.
"I am Hyuuga Neiji." the other boy greeted, causing the others to laugh even louder. "What's wrong with you three?"
"Gaara. Please tell them.." Naruto pleaded.
Gaara nodded and lowered his voice, "Sorry, bad habit." he apologized, "My name is Gaara and yes, I am a male."
Neiji stared in shock before his hand went to Gaara's chest. "Wow. You're good!" Lee said happily, "You fooled even Neiji's female senses!"
"Great, I leave you alone for a few minutes and you've already made friends with the brats." Zabuza said with an angry tone.
Gaara turned around and smiled, "Yup, they're nice!"
Zabuza jumped, "God child. You haven't used that voice in a long while," he hugged him, "Maybe there is still some man left in you that I can save!"
Gaara laughed, "Well. You'd just have to keep me away from my other foster father... ah. I mean mother!"
Zabuza brought a hand to his face, "That could be arranged."
Gaara growled at the older man and punched him in the arm playfully, "It could, but it won't!!"
Zabuza motioned for the others to follow, "You all have your class with me."
Gaara smiled, "How lucky of me. Will Haku-mama show up?" he asked, fluffing out his skirt a bit and puffing out the sleeves.
"No, he won't."
"So, what's our class today, Zabby?" Gaara asked.
"Music and dance." Lee muttered. "I hate that class."
"Oh." Gaara said, with a pout on his lips. "But, it sounds like a lot of fun..." he turned towards Zabuza, "And your the teacher?"
Zabuza nodded with a deep sigh, "Yes. Though I also teach all of your other classes too... god help me."
Gaara smiled and continued walking while Zabuza spoke with his new friends. He started to walk down the halls when a hand clamped down on his shoulder painfully. "Hey, pretty girl. How about you take a walk with us?"
When Gaara turned around there were three larger boys standing around him. The tallest one, obviously their leader, ran his hand down Gaara's side with a smile on his face. His hand grabbed the edge of his skirt and started to pull in up.
Gaara noticed that his father and his new friends were running his way with worried expressions.
Gaara grabbed his hand and punched the man in the face. "Get lost, cretin." The others smiled and closed in, not expecting a foot to the groin and an uppercut.
"Gaara!" Zabuza called as he ran up, "What were you doing?"
"I was going for a walk, but these children wanted to 'play'." he said with a growl and walked over one of them to get to his friends. "Hello again."
Zabuza's hand stayed on Gaara's shoulder, "Your first day here, and you knock out three of our worst students..."
Gaara cracked his knuckles, "Will I be expelled?"
Zabuza shook his head, "No, you won't. It would break Haku's heart." He glanced at his watch. "Shit! We're all late for class!"